Me: Whoa! Two updates in a day? Somebody Stop Me! Anyways, here's another one of my fav cartoon characters, the leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1!

1: Hello, fellow K.N.D. Agents and readers. As you know, all rights to the things being used on this fan fic are reserved to their rightful...adult owners.

Me: Thanks Nigel.

1: No problem. (P.I.P.E.R. rings) Hello? What? The Delightful Children? I'm on my way! Sorry, Skyhawker, but I gotta go!

The Silver Lining, a beautiful nightclub for the toon public. No matter what company they were from; Disney, Warner, Nickelodeon, or 4Kids TV, the top of the toons would come from all over! And tonight, Rhubella Rat, being the rich young toon that she is, reserved the club due to Buster's suggestion for a party honoring the Warner's first successful day of school with (almost) no problems!

"Hi, everyone!," said a young African-American toon girl, wearing a red dress, with her black hair done up in a bun. "This is Mary Melody, of Acme Acres T.V." Next to her was a young orange haired Caucasian girl wearing a journalist uniform, with a tag saying, "K.N.D. News."

"And I'm Numbuh 10 of Kids Next Door News, live on location in Acme Acres' beautiful premier nightclub, the Silver Lining, where toons of all sorts are admitted."

"That's right, Numbuh 10, and this time, we're celebrating the first day that Acme Looniversity's newest students, the Warner Siblings, have made it through one day without causing any trouble!"

"As you may well know," Numbuh 10 continued, "The Warners were the stars of the popular WB cartoon, Animaniacs, and are well known for their crazed and often maniacal acts of comedy."

"Yes, Numbuh 10, but due to the studio being unable to tolerate their chaotic behavior, the Warners were welcomed to Acme Loo with open arms." Mary then saw incoming cars. "Oh, man! Here come the guests of our party right now!" The first car was a sort of a mix between a sports car and a classic jalopy. From the doors, came none other than Rita and her faithful brown shaggy dog of a husband, Runt. From the back door, out came Ron and Hillary, dressed in formal wear, with Ron wearing a black tux, and Hillary wearing a black dress which showed off her feminine charms perfectly, with white fingerless gloves, and a black collar.

"Do I have to really wear this, Ron?," Hillary protested, "I look so girly!"

"Well, I think you look nice, Hill.," Ron complimented, "and if anyone makes fun of ya, I'll let ya punch their lights out. After all, I'd never let anyone make fun of ya, my Amazon Queen."

"Amazon Queen? That's a new one for ya, Big Paw."

"Well, I had to think of something that accentuated both your muscle and raw beauty." After this little compliment, Ron gave Hillary a small kiss on the muzzle. Hill blushed at this and smiled.

"Okay, Ron.," Hillary said happily, "I'll walk through this little thing, for you." After the little chat, they walked down the carpet, to make way for the next guests to show up. The next guest was in the form of a violet tornado, which stopped at the carpet and slowed down, to reveal Dizzy Devil, wearing a lampshade on his head, screaming, "PAAAARTY!" As always, near him was Missy, a girl with the looks of Red from "Red Hot Riding Hood," wearing a red sequined party dress. When she walked down the carpet, the male toon inhabitants that were near the club ended up doing multiple wild takes and screaming, "EEK! AAH! OOH! AAH! EEP!," repeatedly.

The next guests to show, in a swanky limousine, were none other than Rhubella Rat, decked out in a violet dress, silver belt, and gold earrings, and on her arm was Wally Wolf, currently dressed in a white tux, with matching cap and cane.

Then, in typical rabbit style, Buster and Babs showed up, dressed in the ensemble they wore for the episode, "Prom-ise Her Anything."

"Make way for the King and Queen of Comedy, people!" A random toon shouted. At this, Buster and Babs blushed slightly. And Babs simply said, "Gosh, we're so unimportant!"

As the night went on, more of the Toonsters showed. Vinnie was decked out in his best, Furball and Sylvester Jr. walked down, ready to party, Elmyra had Montana Max, as always in one of her crushing grips (all the while, Monty screaming, "Let me go, you penny-brained peasant! I am not your date!"), Calamity and Fifi walking down like an item, and so many more, that if I keep writing like this, you'll probably scream, "GET ON WITH IT!"

"Well, it seems the gang's all here, Numbuh 10, but there is one question on everyone's lips."

"Exactly, Mary, and that question is, where are our guests of honor, the Warners?"

Suddenly, they felt a shaking underneath the ground beneath them, and then, a pillar appeared, carrying the two reporters up into the air! Underneath the pillar, was a small door, which opened promptly and revealed...

"HELLOOOOO, TOONSTERS!" The Warners had arrived! The trio of turmoil were dressed in the outfits they wore in "Taming of the Screwy," and were ready to party.

Meanwhile, atop the pillar, Mary continued her broadcast. "Well, there you have it. The Acme Loo party is now complete! Until next time, this is Mary Melody saying, That's All, Folks!" Then, when the camera stopped, she asked Numbuh 10, "So, how do we get down?"

"No prob, Melody. I'll just call Sector V for a quick pick up-drop off, and we can get into the party!" Calling in her cousin, Numbuh 1, on her K.N.D. issued P.I.P.E.R, she talked a while, then hung up. "They'll be a while. It's the Delightful Children's Birthday again. You know how it is."

"So," Mary wondered, "what do we do till they get here?"

"Know how to play go fish?"

Me: Well, the party's on, and the stage is set! What will happen? Find out next time!

SLAPPY: And remember, no flamin' or I will personally arrange the demolition of your house.