Title: Falling Rain-REWRITING
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Twilight.
Pairings: Neville/Luna, Jacob/Luna, Leah/Draco, Seth/Ginny, Paul/Neville, Edward/Bella, (rest of the Cullens the same as in the books), Harry/Sam
Beta: DGM otaku
Note: Half way done!
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I N T E R M I S S I O N
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Beta Note:
Author Note: Fun way to show how come every guy Ginny's ever been with went gay. Sometimes when your friends with Luna YOU have no clue what YOUR really in for.
Ginny: I wonder why all the guys I date go gay? –Walks off-
Luna: -holds a creature behind her back and smiles sweetly-
Hello, Dean! I heard you and Ginny started dating!
Dean: -looks at the weird blond- Yah, she's great! In more ways than
one! –smirks-
Luna: -blinks- Want to see something cool! –takes creature from
behind her back and hold it up in front of Dean-
Dean: -looks at empty hands- Um… right… -shifts from foot to foot-
Luna: -grins- Wanta keep it? –Holds up the creature-
Dean: -shrugs- why not after all there's nothing there. –thinks- Sure
Luna. –holds out hands playing along with Luna-
Luna: -grins and places the soft ex-large ball shape cotton-candy pink
creature in Deans cupped hands-
Creature: -grins up at Luna and bits Deans palm-
Dean: Ahhhh! ouch! –drops hands and shakes injured hand while
jumping up and down- What was that?
Luna: -cups hands and ketches the creature- You dropped him!
Dean: It bit me!
Luna: Oh my… -creature jumps onto Deans shoulder-
Dean: -glares and stomps off-
Luna: -shifts- oops… when that creature bites the male sex, it causes
them to fall in love with someone from the same sex… -sighs-
This is like the third guy Ginny dated that's going to go gay
on her… oh well… -skips away-
(Inserts Ginny a week later.)
Ginny: -cries- He was making out with Seamus! Why is it that every
guy I like ends up gay!
Luna: -pats her friends back- I have no clue… it's the moon beautiful
tonight… -looks at the ceiling dreamily-
Ginny: We're inside. –deadpan voice-
(From that point on Ginny was known to turn every guy she'd ever
dated gay… and still no one's figured out why… or have they?)
Harry: -walks up carrying the pinkfluff ball- Hey Luna I think you forgot this.
Luna: -smiles brightly-You can see it! -She leans forward and kisses
Harry's cheek. –
Harry: Yes and it bit me.
Luna: -takes it back- I didn't know you were gay.
Harry: I'm not….
(Draco walks by)
Harry: -follows the blond with his eyes- If that's all… I have um…
work…yah… work…bye, Luna! –Runs after the blond-
Luna: -Smiles to herself- Since he can see you… -she told the pink
creature- He must already be gay… poor Ginny, when she finds
out she's going to be heart broken. –skips away looking for her
next victim-
The End!
Creature information: Faggle—A Cotton-candy pink Creature shaped like an extra Large cotton ball. It is normal invisible to anyone who is not gay, but with Luna's odd abilities she is able to see the creature without being gay. The creatures are ALWAYS male, and have an attraction to the male sex. When they attach themselves to a male they bite that male and ride along with him until their bite takes effect, then go to the next unexpected male. The creatures bite has something that Luna calls the "going gay effect" and that's exactly what happens to any male who get bite by a Faggle, the male goes gay.