For the record, this story was written before the episode Boxman Crashes. So in this story, that episode doesn't take happen and Boxman is still out there. With that out of the way, let's get back to a story I haven't updated in a like a couple months. And where the Fin-O/Kink empire really took off.
"Thought you can escape us you Plaza Punks?" questioned a sarcastic Shannon bot, that hasn't really changed over the years. After being sent with her brother Raymond and a Jethro the three found the bodega normally manned by her three least favorite heroes, was now watched by some other lame brains. Not liking being ignored by the bodega-men, especially her extra terrestrial ex-boyfriend Radicles, she decided to hunt them down so she can mount his face on a pine for the store she'd eventually destroy.
Raymond who looked more suave in his design and more of the athletics enthusiast metallic beef cake than he was years ago raised a metal bat up, "We don't take too kindly to being ignored, and don't think the change in scenery is gonna make it hurt any less?"
"I AM JETHRO!"
The people from Lakewood who are still clothed took a battle stance while guarding the still nude new parental units, KO and Fink shielding their freshly born litter wit their bodies. Enid was the first to respond to the robots, "How the hell did you chumps find us?" she questioned.
"If I told you, we'd have to kill you." Shannon retorted, then shrugged "Actually I'd kill you anyway, now get a load of my Shannon-chetes!" Shannon stated as her hands shifted into two giant machetes that would make Jason Voorhees piss himself, she then jumped high in the air before bringing her blades down towards KO. The ninja quickly blocking her path with a flaming boot to the face knocking the lady bot back.
"Keep them away from KO and Fink, protect the little ones!" she said before sprinting towards Raymond, who was practicing his batting with some bombs toward the oncoming witch-turned-ninja. Enid expertly flipped and somersault around the projectiles, getting her close enough to give the metal hunk a flaming kick to the face. Raymond responded to having his money-maker scorned with a metal bat to the gut that knocked Enid into a tree back first, which didn't keep her down for long as she got back into the fight.
With Shannon she was swinging wildly at Rad who kept dodging her slashes, it nearly looked like the two were dancing. Shannon then swept his leg out from under him, she then tried to plunge her blade arms into him but he rolled out of the way and used one of his levitation fingers to throw some sand in her eyes. "GAH, I'm blind! Can't see, can't see!" she swung around wildly and slashing at the air around her.
Jethro was a piece of cake as Gar just picked the little guy up and tossed him far away, with the tiny robot letting out a final "I AM JETHR-" before getting caught by a great white shark's mouth.
From the boat that the robots came on sat Darrel in his cowboy outfit as he facepalmed, "Now I know why daddy was so upset all the time."
Shannon kept swinging blindly before getting caught in one of Rad's finger beams, "HEY! PUT ME DOWN YOU BLUE DOOF!"
He shrugged in a playful matter, "Okay, you asked for it." he then let her go and fall from about ten feet in the air and landing with a thud. She snarled as she got back up while readjusting her head. She then went back on her slashing spree with Rad still dodging her and giving her some strong hits to her metal exterior during missed swings.
"Will you STOP moving your handsome butt so I can slice?!"
"Not until you stop screaming your beautifully blemish-free face off at me." Rad said before flipping away from a slash directed to his radicleses.
KO chuckled at the little fight they had while Fink just stared dully, "Oh look at that, they're fighting like an old married couple. Hehehe, oh that takes me back to season 1."
Fink gave him a deadpanned expression, "It's not cute." she then looked at their litter, "But you know what is?"
Meanwhile with Enid and Raymond, the ninja was sending flame kick after flame kick while the flamboyant male robot with a triangle head swats them away with his bat. "I must say, for a robo rom-com reject you sure know how to make a fight interesting." Enid said before she continued her assault.
"And for a witch dropout/subpar ninja, your acrobatics and fire power are truly breath taking." Raymond returned while deflecting the flaming boots.
"You know." Enid said before running up to the ninja and hitting him with a jab before ducking a bat swing. "You're actually the most level headed robot I've seen, you keep the idiots in check. I actually admire that about you." she complimented before taking him down with a head scissors takedown. But the Raymond cartwheeled his way through and landed on his feet.
"I can say the same about you, Enid. Why can't my sister be more like you? She's lazy, rude, arrogant, and can't stay off her phone for two seconds." Raymond exclaimed while shooting dodgeballs at the ninja who dodged them with some more ninja flips.
"You think she's bad? Try working six days a week with Rad. He slacks off, adds ridiculously stupid mods to his van, acts all super macho even though he's a giant marshmallow, he never listens, and has a very innate inability to talk to women without getting slapped."
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT's LIKE TO SPEND EVERYDAY WITH AN IDIOT!"
The two stopped when they realized they said the same thing at the same time, and that they have more in common than they figured. The two looked away with a blush, it made Fink gag a little while KO looked in confusion.
"My friends and my enemies are flirting with each other while in fisticuffs, oddly not the strangest thing I've seen."
After about 11 minutes of fighting, the robots and bodega-men sans KO stood tired and exhausted. Or for the robots, nearly falling apart. The four fighters collapsed on the beach panting.
"Ready to (pant, pant) give up?" Shannon asked tiredly.
"That's enough!"
The four went wide eyed and turned their attention to Lord Cowboy Darrel, who was standing right next to the two castaways. "I am calling this fight over before someone kills one of the little ones."
"Little ones?" Shannon and Raymond raised a non-existent eyebrow.
Fink wrapped an arm around KO as the two slowly approached the robotic siblings, her other hand held the basket with their litter that she showed the two robot siblings. "Yep, KO and I are parents now."
Even though they were built to be heartless metal killing machines, the two were easily taken over by the tiny human-mouse hybrids. They couldn't help but aww at the little babies, the little ones immediately giggled at the sight of the robots.
"I know, cute right?" Enid asked as she and Rad crawled next to the robots over looking the 20 babies.
"They're just the most adorable things I have ever seen." Shannon said in a trance.
"Indeed, the miracle of life is a mysterious thing. I predict they will all make fine heroes or villains in the foreseeable future." Raymond commented.
"Okay, that's enough." Fink said before pulling the basket away.
"Why are you two naked?"
KO blushed at the question and covered his shame, while Fink just nonchalantly shrugged "It's a long story. If it were a fanfiction, it take like 10 to 11 updates just to do it justice."
"Though I must ask, what brought those little tykes on anyway? I thought you two couldn't stand each other." Raymond said.
KO kept his blush as he encased Fink's hand with her ring on it, "Well Ray, a lot happened on this island. And I got to see Fink in a whole new light, one that I find terrifyingly enchanting. One thing led to another, and now we're engaged." he said presenting her ring, which the two gasped at.
"How unprecedented/lucky!" Raymond and Shannon said simultaneously.
"Yep, the minute we leave this island. I will officially take this 'psychopathic princess'" he nuzzled his cheek against his blushing bride to be "-off the market. And there's nothing that anybody can do about it, not even Venomous can keep our love apart." KO proclaimed as he claimed her lips in a deep kiss.
"Oh really now?"
Everyone went wide eyed at the voice, the engaged castaways went wide eyed in fear and shock. "Oh cob damn it!"
"Before you plan the honeymoon, you first have to answer to me."