*Walks in*
Mr. Pallanza (AKA Rusty): Hallo~
Sanji: …YOU'VE BEEN GONE LONG, AND WHERE'S TAKII-CHYAAN?
Mr. Pallanza: I told your co-hosts last night I'll be taking over this Chapter. So I hope you don't mind. I kinda miss this thing too, you know.
Sanji: We-eell… welcome back then. Good to have you back! And what's your screen name doing as "Mr. Pallanza"? BRING IT BACK TO RUSTY.
Mr. Pallanza: Sorry. I dropped that name long ago, since I moved on and get a life, alright? Now enough about me, lets get this thing down.
Sanji: Your say. Alright! *hops onto chair* LETS STAART~~
Mr. Pallanza: yeah, yeah. Okay, first letter from tish246.
Hi Sanji-kun!
It's me agian!
And I got more questions!
1. I'm a Zoro fan too! Do you still love me? *sad puppy dog eyes*
2. How many girls have you kissed? *glares* Or do you even know?
3. Can you teach me French? I hear it's the language of love. *wink
4. What do you think is the hottest outfit a girl could wear? *prepares to take notes*
5. What would you do if I dyed my hair green? *evil smirk*
6. What would you do if Nami and Robin suddenly turned into men? *Whistels innocently*
Well that's all I got for now!
And arigato for the chocolate and the picture!
Bye bye! I'll miss you Sanji-kwun!
Sanji: TISH-CHAAAN~~ XDD
1. Zoro? Who's that? Of course I still do~ :3
2. I never got to kiss any LADY… they either reject me, hit me, or yell at me. *spins* BUT I STILL LOVE EM~~
Mr. Pallanza: you always do…
3. Bien sûr! En tout temps!
Mr. Pallanza: had to use a translator to translate that. All his mellorine-ing and that high pitch voice garbles everything he says.
Sanji: TAIS-TOI!
Mr. Pallanza: NEXT.
4. hm…. A SLIM BRA AND A WHALE TAIL~~~ *nosebleed
Mr. Pallanza: SHUT IT *karate-chops head*
5. I still love you~ *spins* *mumbles*
6. N…NOOOO! *catches head with both hands* NOOOOOOOOOOO!111!one
Mr. Pallanza: wow. That sure made him demented.
Sanji: *turns to Mr. Pallanza* T&UR^$#R%TU*&RGD
Mr. Pallanza: er… yes.
NYAAAAA~ TISH-CHYAAAAAAANN~~~~ WRITE AGAIN! I CAN GIVE YOU MORE CHOCOLATES AND PICTURES! JUST KEEP WRITING MEEEE~
Mr. Pallanza: You're welcome. ^^ Next random letter is from… Takono.
Sanji: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRITING? YOU SHOULD BE HERE! *cries*
Mr. Pallanza: Get with it!
Ok. Got em.
1. (random slapping) WHAT DO THOSE BIG BREASTED GIRLS HAVE THAT I DONT ANYWAY? xCC
Rokuu: A big squishy chest?
Takono: (DEATH GLARE...)
2. Miss me? :)
3. You know... you should consider yourself lucky. I'm a guy chaser and my sister says all I think about is food, so... rawr. (grabs his tie)
4. Mes notes dans ma classe de francais sont tres mal! TTMTT TE M'AIDE S'IL VOUS PLAIT! JE NE VEUX PAS DES CLASSES DANS L'ETE! (cry)
5. Is it unusual that I have a crush on a teacher? oWo
6. Like my many smileys? 6U6
7. (random slapping again) PANTY PEEKER! WHAT ELSE DID YOU SEE?
8. Did you know the french word for shower is douche? XD (giggle) I know its terrible but its just too funny to pass up!
9. Are you a VIRGIN? O3O
10. Who was your first girlfriend? Including the VERY FIRST Ask Sanji Rusty hosted?
11. So in two years I'm supposed to be legal age for marriage... :3 (unlike ask sanji 1 where i was 12. XD)
12. hmm... (turns him into a girl) HA! :D oo. (poke) squishy.
13. yknow, i drew a girl you before. it was cute. :) and look up odas drawing of it! ./_cb20091204002604/onepiece/images/a/a1/Genderswaped_
1. *nurses chin* …chests..?
Mr. Pallanza: Way to go being too direct, Sanji. *expects more slaps*
2. D'aaaawww~~! OF COURSE I MISS JOO~~ MY FAN GIRLS TOO~! *waves wildly*
3. *hugs Takono's head* NYAAAA! I ALWAYS WANTED A MANEATER~~ *squeals fan-guy-like*
4. I'LL KICK THE ASS OF YOUR TEACHER WHO MADE IT DIFFICULT! *rage*
Mr. Pallanza: *on the floor* Hahahaha! I tried to translate what he said to English, and it went out like this: "I'll kick your ass from your teacher which makes it difficult. * rage *"
Sanji: COLLIER SHOOOOOOOT! *kicks*
Mr. Pallanza: *all bloody on the floor* Don't blame me… it was the translator…
5. YOU DO? … *thinks* I never had a crush on one… *Chef Zeff comes into mind* *chokes* BLEEEGHCOUGHCOUGH.
6. I DO LOVE EM~~ n_n
7.*nurses both cheeks* I didn't see anything but flowers!
8. I always thought Douche is… well… a method for cleaning crap…
Mr. Pallanza: So "douche bag" is "Bathtub bag?" O_o
9. YES I AM! *proudly, with arms raised*
Mr. Pallanza: *rolls eyes*
10. …First girlfriend…? Well… maybe… No.. It was…
Mr. Pallanza: …Infraction of Rule Number One.
Sanji: *sighs* yeah… it was my first girlfriend… *groans* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING?
Mr. Pallanza: To avoid Sanji Fan Girl War II. *smiles*
11. REALLYY! WILL YOU MARRY…
Mr. Pallanza: …Infraction of Rule Number One? No problem. It's always available.
Sanji: *glares*
Mr. Pallanza: What?
12. wh-what? *POOF* *gets poked* U-waaah~~ *squeals*
*POOF*
13. … No… Comment… but… I do look… pretty… *starting to like female self*
Mr. Pallanza: Hmm… not bad… but I think the Okama you is more dramatic…
Sanji: ANCHI-MANNA-KICKU-COOORSSSSSS *kick, whole place goes boom*
Mr. Pallanza: *beaten puffy* Tankf pow wriphing, Phaphono.
Sanji: NEXT ONE! *picks up letter* Wisty-chyaaan~
SANJI-KUN! Hi *waves*
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Oh! And do you prefer tea or coffee? Or neither, that's okay too.
hmmm, I think that's all for now.
By the way, I thought you looked nice in pink, even if it was a dress. =D
Bye-bye! *Blows a kiss and waves*
Sanji: Haaaaaiii! *squeals happily*
-Pet peeve? When people are talking loudly on the table when I'm around, and well, people opening the fridge and eating secretively.
-Coffee… Bitterness kicks, wakes you up.
Mr. Pallanza: Yeah. Sanji is bitter, no girl and all that…
Sanji: *kicks* Bitterness… KICKS.
That's all, Wisty-chan? PLEASE WRITE AGAIN! *flying kisses*
…P-pink… Dr-DRESS…
Mr. Pallanza: I told you it was more dramatic.
Sanji: SHIIIEEE!
Please write again, Wisty-chan! Mellorineee~~
Mr. Pallanza: Next up… Takono again.
I just remembered.
1. Does it bother you that I have MAJOR fangirlism on Soul Eater, Death the Kid, Death Scythe and Professor Stein? (starts singing "EXCALIBUR!")
2. Not to be a narcissist... but I make a pretty hot Zoro... yknow, from the shoulders up. XD
3. It doesn't bother you that you have to bend down SO far to kiss me? I'm only 5 feet and a half inch!
1. Who are those guys? Hmph… I'm still hotter.
Mr. Pallanza: They represent TODAY's Anime and Manga, Sanji. They're awesome. Speaking of Soul Eater… I do remember typing a crossover (between FFXII, Avatar: The Last Airbender, One Piece, Soul eater, Naruto and Fire Emblem) before. Now idk where that went…
Sanji: *compares* One Piece… August 4, 1997… Soul Eater… June 24, 2003… *negative* No… I can't believe this… I feel shame…
2. DON'T DO THAT, SOMETHING BAD MIGHT HAPPEN! MOSS MIGHT GROW ALL OVER YOU! *shock*
3. I can kneel and kiss…
Mr. Pallanza: …Infraction of Rule Number One? How sweet~ :3
Sanji: DIEE
Write again, Takono-chan~! :3
Mr. Pallanza: Next up… Topaz-chan
Sanji: TOPAAZZ-CHYAAN~
HI!
Hooray for the updates! They make Danni, I mean Topaz-chan, happy!
*glomps Sanji*
Okay, now for the questions
1. If you were in a harem anime, what kinds of girls would you have in it, and which girl would you pick in the end?
2. Could you put on a nice pair of glasses and send me a picture? Guys with glasses are hot.
you have any advie on learning how to cook for me? I am one more attempt at cooking away from creating a mew species of life. It is that bad.
4. I go to a catholic all girls school so I'm having a ceremonial burning of the uniform at the beach in June with friends when school ends! Wanna come?
5. Could you have a cook off with Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji? I wanna see who wins (Fight on Sanji!)
6. Let's play the pocky game!
If you're there, hi Rusty! And feel free to discipline my sister Zorofangirl1111, we come from a family where we can take a hit so feel free.
Bye Sanji! *kisses goodbye*
Sanji: *glomped* Thanks for writing! *squeals* Now to answer…
1. A HAREM! *happily fantasizes* Hm… I like the girls who… have… HAVE… HUGE…
Mr. Pallanza: *sideglance*
Sanji: …HEARTS! Yeah, Hearts! And the girl I'll pick in the end… well… But I just can't let the others go… It's against my nature…
2. *throws a camera at Mr. Pallanza* PICTURE ME! *wears glasses*
*click!*
Mr. Pallanza: Sent.
3. *shock* CREATING A NEW LIFE? THAT'S BAD! Experimenting in cooking is the best way to learn… BUT CREATING LIFE? *nauseous*
4. OF COURSE I WILL! I'LL HELP YOU GUYS BURN IT!
5. Who's that?
Mr. Pallanza: Well, a butler of Ciel Phantomhive. A demon butler apparently, and he's very good.
Sanji: *rolls up sleeve* Heh, I'll take him, anytime. *smirk*
6. REALLY? *cooks a one inch hotdog* Okay, ready! :3
Mr. Pallanza: THAT'S NOT A GAME ANYMORE.
Mr. Pallanza: Hm? Oh, It's alright. ^^ Good to hear you guys are formidable. Hi to you too. :3
Sanji: MELLORINE! WRITE AGAIN, TOPAZ CHYAAAN!
Mr. Pallanza: Next. Well I'll be… It's Zorofangirl1111
Sanji: I'll bend her ways, and it'll become Sanjifangirl6666! :D
Mr. Pallanza: what's with the 6's?
HII! I miss Zoro -3- bring him back!Anyways, questions:
1.I have a harem, and you are in ?
you ever worn a bra? (XDXDXDXD)
you have glasses, my sister likes glasses.
you were turned into a girl for any reason, would you be dissapointed if you had small boobs?
you be disturbed if I turned into a boy and was a mix between a shota and a bishonen? I wasn't.
you ever had a homoerotic dream? I know you have.;D *ahehehe*
7.I don't want you to kiss Zoro! He belongs to me! o3o
you dress up in a maid costume and send it to me? I won't post it on the internet or anything (incredibly bad liar)
your door, I sent you a sexy red-headed visitor! (Grell from Kuroshitsuji. Suck on that!)
up Nyan-cat on youtube. Isn't it super cool and cute?
is your favorite channel on TV? I know it's the cooking channel, watching the pretty ladies cook.
doesn't take no for an answer! We WILL become one. * starts stroking hair* Just don't tell Belarus.
STOP CUTTING OFF THER BEGINNING OF MY QUESTIONS!
and bring back Zoro-kun, he didn't answer my questions.
Ja-ne!
Zorofangirl1111 | |
Sanji: Hallo! No I won't bring Zoro back! :D
Mr. Pallanza: and who says so?
1. Because I'M IRRESISTABLE! *takes of shirt, slowly*
Mr. Pallanza: *facepalm*
2. … *speechless*
Mr. Pallanza: *snicker* I wonder, does he really need a bra to hold his up?
Sanji: MOUTON SHOT! *kicks*
3. I DO! *wears them again*
4. Just as long as I have!
Mr. Pallanza: No bra? *rolls on the floor* buahahahaha
Sanji: EXTURA HACHEEE! *gattling kick*
5. No…comment…
Mr. Pallanza: Yep. He was.
6. ! I-I NEVER!
7. YES, HAVE HIM, HAAAVEE HIMMMM!
Mr. Pallanza: he just wants to get rid of the ill fated curse he had said on Ask Sanji back then. ^^
8. Reading the Liar Part, NEVER!
Mr. Pallanza: My pleasure! *e-mails*
Sanji: JOOOO SHOOOOT! *kicks both Mr. Pallanza and computer*
9. ..who's that?
Mr. Pallanza: Er… another guy from Kurshitsuji. Who is, well, in love with Sebastian, who was mentioned earlier.
Sanji: *slams door* A Weird guy AND a Bishounen. NO.
10. Oh, yes! It is! :3
Mr. Pallanza: *deliriously ill* …WHAT…? NYAN… CAT? *ears popped, blood spurting out* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sanji: I don't need to kick you now. Hehe!
11. NO OF COURSE NOT!
Mr. Pallanza: Fashion TV. Midnight Hot segment.
Sanji: NYAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Mr. Pallanza: Coming from you, it sounds out. So It's okay.
12. We will become one? What?
Mr. Pallanza: I forgot that anime.. but it was something about… ah yes! Axis Powers Hetalia, something…
Mr. Pallanza: Me? I'd never. And about Zoro, I'll see what Sanji's Co-hosts will say to that. Sanji has no power to decide.
Sanji: NO FAIR!
Mr. Pallanza: Yes, fair. Thanks for writing, Zorofangirl1111!
Mr. Pallanza: I'll have to admit, I miss this sort of thing! Too bad I've been very busy… After a year more, I'll be graduating college, so please wait for my full form to come back to life!
Sanji: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It's good to have you back, anyway.
Mr. Pallanza: Thanks. I'll be back, I don't know when. So yes, thanks for having me in the show, and, review again! Ja~
Sanji: PLEASE WRITE!