J.A.R.V.I.S
The AI watched as Doctor Banner was sick again. Anyone who knew the computor would have been shocked at how nervous J.A.R.V.I.S was. He hadn't been sure about allowing Agent Barton to take care of the Doctor. The Doctor had been most upset when he discovered that J.A.R.V.I.S had been tracking him and making sure that he had everything he needed. In fact Doctor Banner had spent an entire afternoon trying to find where J.A.R.V.I.S kept the memory of his notebook stored.
The AI had taken pictures as one of Mr Stark's robots held the book open.
J.A.R.V.I.S knew how much Doctor Banner meant to Mr Stark and after noticing how bad the Doctor had been after a 'Hulk-out'. How J.A.R.V.I.S hated that term. And he knew how much Doctor Banner hated it to, (which was the reason that the term could no longer be typed into any piece of Stark Tech, or any other tech for that matter.)
The Doctor and the AI had therefore come to an agreement. J.A.R.V.I.S would keep the Doctor's secret about his 'holidays' and his recovery after 'Hulking-out'. (He really must find a better term.)
It had been working very well, but J.A.R.V.I.S had become worried after Doctor Banner's three week 'holiday'. He had therefore taken it upon himself to create a situation where someone would have to see the Doctor like this. He had decided that Agent Barton was the best option.
J.A.R.V.I.S had the entire trap, (again he needed another term), when Agent Barton had lost his hearing aids and Doctor Banner had passed out.
The AI was glad that both men were starting to talk to each other, they both needed it.
Which was why when Director Fury had called J.A.R.V.I.S had held him off for as long as possible, but he had gotten through to Mr Stark, who was now on his way here. And with that he spoke.