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AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Hey! My awesomeness has entered the building! All bow down and praise me!
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EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Gilbert, mon cher! How are you?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Been better. Luddy's all busy writing to his little Italian, so can't really pester him. I've taken to training his dogs to sit on his bed and look pathetically cute.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: I'm not sure how that could pester your brother. He loves his dogs…
AwsomeAndYouKnowIt: Yeah, well, Luddy's a neat freak. He'll have a heart attack when he notices his messed up sheets.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: …
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FerdinandTheBull: I was taking care of my garden, amigos! Did I miss anything?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Nah, not much.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Antonio! How is your jardin bibliotheque?
FerdinandTheBull: Wonderful! It's getting lots of water from the watering system that Gilbert designed!
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Told you that my awesome plans would work, didn't I, Francis?
FerdinandTheBull: I saw Elizaveta up there today. She left as soon as I came up, though.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Was she pulling out all the plants to make a shrine to her yaoi love?
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: I doubt she would be that severe, Gilbert. Elizaveta has already commandeered a corner of the library and the photography studio to study her passions!
FerdinandTheBull: Guys.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Yeah, and you help her!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Of course! It is my duty to spread love!
FerdinandTheBull: Umm, guys?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Yeah, because stalking the gay Nordic couple to get pictures of them cuddling or making out is "Spreading love"!
FerdinandTheBull: I'm trying to say something!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: It is encouraging their passions in a world where they're love is unacceptable! It is a beautiful thing, Gilbert!
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: You are such a girl, Francis!
FerdinandTheBull: Guys, could you stop fighting?
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Non, I am not!
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Are to!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Am not!
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Are to!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Am NOT!
FerdinandTheBull: STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT! D
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: …. I'm all ears.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Desolee, Antonio. Please continue.
FerdinandTheBull: So, Elizaveta was up in the garden.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Making a shrine to her love of yaoi, yeah, we established that.
FerdinandTheBull: No, she wasn't doing that.
FerdinandTheBull: She was crying.
FerdinandTheBull: I think she was crying a lot. Her eyes were really puffy and red.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Oh dear…. Gilbert…
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Who the fuck made Liz cry?
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Gilbert, Elizaveta doesn't have to have someone make her cry… maybe they were tears of joy?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: She doesn't cry when she's happy, she gets creepy!
FerdinandTheBull: Didn't Roderich break up with her a few weeks ago?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Yeah, the moron did. Liz said it was a 'mutual decision' or some crap like that.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: She was lying, though. She did that high pitched laugh of hers. She's always done that when she lies.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Perhaps Roderich left dear Elizaveta for another woman?
FerdinandTheBull: Mmmmm, I didn't think that Roderich knows any other women…
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: The aristocrat would rather hump his piano than date a woman. Only reason he dated Liz was because she was…
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Forceful with him, Gilbert?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Yeah, that's the idea.
FerdinandTheBull: You know, it wouldn't surprise me if Roderich dumped Elizaveta to go out with his piano.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Or, even better, a metronome.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Why is that better?
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: It's portable.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Oh, I get it… you know, our director in the orchestra had one model that was called "Dr. Beat".
FerdinandTheBull: Like KISS' "Dr. Love"?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: …You've missed the bus on this one, Antonio. Anyways, we all shrieked in horror when the director brought out "Dr. Beat".
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Because it was terrifying?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: BECAUSE IT WAS ANNOYING!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: The Mighty Gilbert Weilschmidt, reduced to screaming like une fille because of a metronome named "Dr. Beat"? I'm looking this up.
FerdinandTheBull: I think I know what you're speaking off, Gilbert. The band director had one of those once.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Found it! The overview on this website says it's a "Talking Metronome" with "professional features like programmable beat and tuning memories, a loop function and human voice count." Sounds creepy.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: It is creepy, Francis. It is.
FerdinandTheBull: So Roderich would rather date a "Dr. Beat" than Elizaveta?
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: I don't think that he'd… date "Dr. Beat", Antonio.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: The scene opens up with Roderich shutting the door to his room, locking it, and shutting the blinds.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Roderich slowly turns to the table inside his room.
FerdinandTheBull: Guys, what are you doing?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Roderich walks up to the table. A "Dr. Beat" metronome is lying on the surface.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: "Oh, Dr. Beat," Roderich says seductively "Your patient is waiting in examination room three…" He turns on the metronome.
FerdinandTheBull: Oh Dios, no.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Metronome starts ticking vigeriously.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: "Ohhh, Doctor…. Your tempo is so fast, I can't keep time!
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: "Allegro, Doctor! Allegro!"
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Are you sure that you don't mean andante?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: No, I mean allegro. I is a musician, Francis, I knows what I is speaking of!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: If you say so, mon cher. "Oohhhhh, Doctor Beat…. Your patient's pulse is quickening!"
FerdinandTheBull: I feel ill.
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: STACATTO, DOCTOR! STACATTO!
FerdinandTheBull: *has left to go and find a toilet to throw up in*
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Antonio is such a lightweight. "DOCTOR, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!"
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: STACATTO STACATTO STACATTO STACATTO!
FerdinandTheBull: You guys won't believe what I just saw. Roderich walked by my house a minute ago.
FerdinandTheBull: He had a metronome.
FerdinandTheBull: A "Dr. Beat" model.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Mon Dieu….
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Lizzie's gonna be so pissed that Roddy-kins left her for a piece of plastic.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Not just any piece of plastic, Gilbert. It's a piece of plastic that has tuning memories.
FerdinandTheBull: I have to go. I'm going to be at school. In my garden. Trying to forget what I just saw. If you guys go down to the school, bring some alcohol.
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EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Ah, c'est la vie. Too bad Roderich is so short lived, we could have had fun~
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Roderich is fun to annoy, and you know it. Francis, I'm so pissed at him right now…
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Understandable, Gilbert. Elizaveta is your ex, and you still feel obligated towards her, correct?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Kind of. I just want to rip that aristocrat to fucking pieces right now, or at least make it so he won't show his face for a long time… Hey! Brilliant idea coming in!
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Quoi, Gilbert?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: I'm going to steal Roddy's underwear and make them the treasure of the biggest scavenger hunt across the school! You with me?
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: I'll be at your house in five minutes. What should I bring?
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Rope, hairpins, gloves, tape, and a flashlight. Bring your camera, too. I feel that I'll soon need to update the "Blog of The Amazing Me" with a few more epic videos.
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: I'll see you soon. Au revoir!
AwesomeAndYouKnowIt: Bye Francis! We'll find Antonio at school and convince him to help us hide the "undergarments".
EmbraceTheFabulousMe: Oui. Goodbye!
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AN: I got a lot of help from my roommate on this one. And I figured out how I'm going to update this story! It'll be updated during the weekdays! Hopefully I can keep to this schedule! Thanks for reading this, and have a great day!