Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokemon Parody

by Therese Delacoeur

My attempt at humor. Some drabbles I came up with while playing my Pokemon game.

10. 6E: Things to Consider While Battling

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D

Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody

Scene Six E:

Things to Consider While Battling:

POSITIONING

Finally, after an exhausting battle, my Charizard and I had that Dragonite right where we wanted it. Its back to me, I could see how much effort it was taking for that Dragonite to even flutter its wings.

With one fist raised, I shook it and screamed, "Now, Flamethrower!" Charizard roared and obeyed.

Unfortunately, I failed to see that while there was an immense dragon Pokémonbetween me and the attack, flames had a disturbing tendency to char things that were not intended to be charred.

Say, for instance, trainers.