Keroro Gunsou: The Azumanga Daioh Adventure!
Part 8: "Piroro: I'm going to kill Alisa? De arimasu!!"
"The end of the day heralds in sad times for Kamiya Yumenna as she searches the city for her best friend; who is no where to be found." The narrator states as Kamiya walks down the darkened city streets alone.
Terere…I'm sorry… Kamiya thinks to herself as a small stream of tears flows down her cheeks, …Please come back!
Just then she senses something; but turns around to see no one there. A single lamppost lights the road dimly as she stands under it; holding a small bag of goods she bought at her local convenience store just a short while ago.
She holds her bag tightly as she walks on; trying to shake off the feeling of being watched. Suddenly she feels a hand on her shoulder; and she swings her bag violently as hard as she can.
"You really should be careful out here…you can never tell who might lurk around the corner." A tall dark figure with hidden features states as they hold Kamiya's arm; stopping it in mid swing.
"Sakaki-san?" Kamiya asks in confusion as she looks at the girl with kitty ears. "Yeah," Sakaki replies; letting go of Kamiya's arm, "What are you out here for so late?"
"I was just getting some groceries and looking for someone." Kamiya replies; rubbing the back of her head slightly in shame.
"Oh…" Sakaki replies, "…Well, I just want to make sure you make it home alright. Want to walk together? I can help you look for that someone you mentioned."
Suddenly Kamiya looks over at Sakaki in wonder. "What do you mean, That someone?" Kamiya asks, a little suspicious.
"Oh nothing, I didn't mean anything by that." Sakaki replies with a smile, "I was just saying. You didn't tell me who you were looking for."
"Um, well…that's kinda hard to explain…" Kamiya laughs nervously, "How about we just walk back to my place?"
Sakaki looks at her with slight confusion, then nods. "Sure." She replies and Kamiya nods and smiles.
Kamiya Shosa…I may yet have a use for you! Megvula thinks evilly as he sits on top of Sakaki's head; forming her kitty ears hairband.
"Somewhere deep in space…" The narrator states.
"How long before we reach Mekolon?" A gruff and powerful voice asks. "Pupupu…We'll be there in just a few hours." A higher pitched kid's voice snickers; his glasses reflecting the light from his computer in front of him.
"Why are we doing this again?" A small blue tadpole asks as he sits at his station. "You remember when Cyroro and Fomomo returned to Keron just a short time ago, Taruru?" The leader asks rhetorically, barely showing his eye behind his hat and visor cover; "They mentioned that they had a secret base on Mekolon. They assigned us to investigate it; take samples of the different advancements in technology they made; and to make sure that all remnants of the base were removed."
"Oh yeah…I forgot, Garuru Teichou!" Taruru states as he sweatdrops a little. "Cyroro…" a slightly mechanical voice states, "…They used my metal implants as a basis for his design, you know."
"Pupupu…we know, Zoruru." The kid with glasses snickers as his types away at his computer. "I wasn't telling you, Tororo," Zoruru states as he hangs upside down from the ceiling, "I was just thinking out-loud."
Suddenly Garuru looks up; a look of shock barely expressed on his face. "What is it, Garuru Teichou?" Taruru asks; noticing him sense something.
"Popopo…there's an incoming ship…approximately 1,000 miles ahead of us and closing in fast!" Tororo states as he types furiously on the computer.
"Can you identify it?" Garuru asks; standing at his station. "Pupu…no. It's got a strong cloaking shield on; some form of anti-barrier I've never seen before!" Tororo states, adjusting his glasses as he drinks from a cup of soda.
"Haven't we seen this technology before?" The narrator asks with a tone of embarrassment.
Suddenly Garuru's ship stops violently; knocking Zoruru from the ceiling. "What's going on?" Garuru shouts. "Pupupu…it appears that we're locked in a tractor beam. I'm trying to break free; but our engines might not be powerful enough." Tororo explains; examining their ship's schematics.
"Do you represent the Keron Army?" A voice states; and they all turn to see a grainy outline of a Keronian appear on their main viewer screen.
"We do! We are the Garuru Platoon!" Garuru states; glaring at the mysterious figure on the screen, "Identify yourself!"
"I am Cyroro Gunsou of the Abrara Platoon!" The figure states; the grainy image coming into focus a little more.
Suddenly they all stare in shock as they see Cyroro staring back at them; thousands of wires running from all parts of him to the computer. His optics glow as streams of data flow back and forth from him to the computer via his cables.
"Cyroro! What are you doing?" Garuru shouts. "I am fulfilling the mission of the Abrara Platoon; to destroy the Keron Army!" Cyroro states as he presses a button.
The Garuru Platoon watches as Cyroro's ship uncloaks, revealing a massive ship over ten times the size of Garuru's cruiser. The logo of the Abrara Platoon decorates the front of the ship; a clear sign of their anti-Keron Army standpoint.
"Pupupu…this is bad!" Tororo shakes with fear as he stops typing and stares at the massive ship.
"You have one chance to survive. Surrender your forces to me immediately and unconditionally; or die." Cyroro states; his expression unchanging.
"The Garuru Platoon will never surrender!" Garuru growls; clenching his fist in anger.
"You had your chance, fools. I hope for your sake you said goodbye to your families; because there won't be enough left of you to fill a thimble in just a few seconds!" Cyroro growls.
"Giroro…" Garuru mutters quietly as Tororo types away furiously at his computer.
Cyroro presses a button and a giant cannon extends out of the front of the ship; locking Garuru's tiny cruiser in it's sights.
"Die." Cyroro states without remorse as he fires the cannon.
"Meanwhile, back on Pekopon…" The narrator states.
"Garuru!" Giroro shouts out of the blue; causing everyone else in the room to look at him in shock.
"What's wrong, Giroro?" Tamama asks as he stops eating chips and looks at Giroro in confusion.
"Uh…nothing…" Giroro states as he turns and rubs his head nervously. "So, are you done with the homework yet, Keroro?" He asks, quickly changing the subject.
"Uncle's finally done," Mois states with a smile as Keroro lays his head on the desk; exhausted, "You could say, a new record?"
"Good." Giroro states; regaining his composure, "We need to start a new plan for invading Pekopon."
Just then, he looks around in confusion. "Say, where did Kururu go?" Giroro asks, and question marks appear above everyone's head.
"Where did Kururu go?" The narrator asks when the sound of Kururu's laugh slowly drifts by. The narrator turns to see Kururu's lab; and deep inside Kururu sitting by himself, snickering.
"What are you doing?" The narrator asks him. "Kukuku…The Kururu Platoon…" Kururu snickers evilly; an aura of dark energy forming around his body.
"This sounds like a very bad idea…" The narrator states nervously as he leaves Kururu alone to plot deviously by himself. "Say, what happened to the Garuru Platoon?!" He suddenly shouts as the view changes back to space.
A dark cloud of fire and smoke slowly starts to clear as the trail from the Abrara Platoon's ship's cannon dissipates. But as the dark cloud clears; an empty void is revealed where Garuru's ship was.
"No way! Is it possible?" The narrator states in shock, "Was the Garuru Platoon destroyed?!"
"Pupupu…nope!" Tororo snickers.
"Ugh….damage report…" Garuru states as he fans away smoke from his face as it fills the entire cockpit.
"Pupupu…I was able to hack into Cyroro's ship's computer at the last second and alter the gun's output." Tororo states; his entire face black with soot except for his glasses.
"Alter it?" Zoruru asks; lying over the edge of his seat; knocked around a bit. "Alter it…how?" Garuru asks with caution.
"Well…you see…" Tororo begins nervously; cleaning the soot from his face, "…I didn't really have time to think too much; so I used the first program I could find."
Suddenly the lights flicker back on inside the cockpit and reveal all four them in full light. "Oh no…you've got to be joking!" Garuru shouts as he looks at his reflection in the mirror.
Garuru sweatdrops as he stands in a full bunny suit; with a bunny nose and whiskers. Tororo looks at himself with a pair of mouse ears and long pink tail; sweatdropping with embarrassment.
"What in the world is going on here?!" Zoruru shouts as he stands to his feet; staring in disbelief as he looks at himself in a cat outfit; with kitty ears, whiskers, paws and a furry tail.
"I'm…a dog?" Taruru shouts as he looks at his reflection; noticing a long dog snout and floppy dog-ears.
"This…this is worse than being defeated…" Garuru grumbles; totally embarrassed.
"I can't get it off!!" Zoruru shouts as he struggles to remove his kitty ears.
"Hehe…you guys look totally ridiculous!" The narrator snickers as they all look up at him and draw their weapons.
"Um…well…let's see what's going on with Cyroro; shall we?" The narrator states as he leaves them as they stare at him in contempt.
"What?! They weren't destroyed?!" Cyroro screams as he sees the ship floating a short distance back from where it was; blown back from the blast of his cannon. He slams his fists into the controls in front of him; and arcs of electricity echo back into his body.
"AARRRGGHHH!!!" He screams as he twitches with pain. Several of the thousands of cables connecting him to the ship fry from the intense heat; causing him to collapse momentarily.
A few second later as the power surge subsides; he comes back online and shakes his head lightly. "Oooh…where am I?" he asks, rubbing his head a little.
He looks out of the ship's windshield and sees a tiny ship in front of him with infinite space all around. "This isn't Pekopon! I need to get back there and destroy the Keroro Platoon!" He shouts as he reconnects himself to the ship.
Garuru; still totally embarrassed in his bunny suit; watches as Cyroro's ship turns around and cloaks again; warping out of sight.
"Well; at least he's gone…" Taruru states; still in his doggy suit.
"Still want to go to Mekolon; Garuru Teichou?" Tororo asks. "No…" Garuru states as he sits down in his station; twitching his whiskers a little, "…We need to go back to Keron HQ and figure out how to remove these costumes. There's no way I'm going to be seen in public like this."
"Well; as the Garuru Platoon heads back to Keron in shame; defeated by their own attempt to prevent being defeated…" The narrator states with a confused tone, "…Cyroro heads back to Pekopon; now with his correct mission in mind instead of his old one."
"A few hours later, on Pekopon, a small ship descends through the atmosphere. Special cloaking technology allows the ship to remain unnoticed by aliens on the ground as it plunges down and slows it's decent with rocket thrusters underneath it's hull." The narrator states; as aliens walk by on the city streets oblivious to the ship passing just overhead.
The ship extends its landing gears and touches down softly in a large field just outside the city. The cockpit of the ship cracks open with a gust of air; and slowly rises back.
"Piro piro piro…we're here!" Piroro snickers as unbuckles himself and stands from the pilot's chair. "This isn't going to be any normal hit," Optivula warns; seated on top of Piroro's head, "We need to be fully prepared to battle this Alisa and Megvula. I've heard stories of the Dark Hunter; and none of them end well."
"I've heard the stories too," Piroro grumbles, "We are connected, you know!"
Optivula sweatdrops slightly. "Right…" He laughs nervously, embarrassed.
"Either way; we together should be enough to stop him. You have similar powers to Nevula; and I can handle Alisa. This shouldn't be a problem." Piroro states as he walks around on the ground in the field.
"Oh, and luckily for us," Piroro smirks, "Megvula and Sakaki were kind enough to provide us with the location of their home…a perfect place to set up an ambush!"
"Elsewhere on Pekopon…" The narrator states.
"Thanks for walking with me, Sakaki-san!" Kamiya smiles as she waves goodbye to Sakaki.
"No problem! See ya at school tomorrow!" Sakaki waves back to her as Kamiya walks into her house.
"Oh yes…I shall see you at school tomorrow indeed…" Sakaki snickers, now speaking through Megvula's voice.
"This guy really is evil…" The narrator states with a tone of dismay, "…Well, anyway; the next day!"
"Good morning everyone!" Kamiya laughs as she walks into a room in her school where the students change into their school shoes. Kamiya walks over to her slot and pulls out her school shoes; setting them on a bench just behind her.
"Oh, good morning Kamiya-san!" Chiyo smiles; waving from a short distance away, "How are you today?"
"Good. No problems to speak of." Kamiya smiles back happily; hiding the fact that Terere's gone.
A few feet away Tomo and Osaka walk in, while Yomi stands in front of her shoe slot; putting on her last school shoe.
"Say Tomo, didn't you say you were going to treat me to bread today?" Yomi asks. "Um…did I say that?" Tomo thinks to herself out loud; placing a finger on her lips.
Yomi sweatdrops a little and grimaces. "Yes…you did say that. Don't you remember last night?" Yomi asks.
"Oops. I only brought enough to get myself some bread." Tomo laughs, sticking out her tongue a little.
Almost immediately Yomi grabs Tomo's face and starts tugging on it. "Argh!! Why do I even trust you to remember anything?!" Yomi growls as Tomo grabs Yomi's face and starts tugging on it too.
"I don't know why either! Really, so stupid!" Kagura laughs as she walks towards them. Suddenly they both turn and glare at her; causing Kagura to look at them in fear.
"Are you calling me stupid?" Yomi yells. "I think she was calling me stupid too!" Tomo adds.
Kagura quickly turns and runs away as fast as she can as Yomi and Tomo start chasing her around the room.
"Come on now…please calm down you guys…" Chiyo waves her hands as she sweatdrops slightly; trying to stop them.
"Hehe…seems like everything's back to normal…" Kamiya laughs slightly, sweatdropping too.
"Good morning." A voice states; and Kamiya and Chiyo turn to see Sakaki walk into the room.
"Oh, good morning…" Chiyo begins when she looks up at Sakaki's head, "…Oh wow! That's so cute! Where'd you get it?"
"Oh, you mean this?" Sakaki asks; pointing to a red kitty-ears hairband on top of her head, "I just got it a few days ago. It was the last one they had though."
"It really suits you quite nicely!" Kaorin barges in; her eyes twinkling as she looks up at Sakaki in admiration.
"Oh, you think so?" Sakaki asks, blushing a little. "Yes! It's really pretty!" Kaorin replies; nearly drooling.
Sakaki quickly finishes changing her shoes and places her regular ones in the slot. "Well; I'm off to class. See you all there!" Sakaki waves as she walks away.
"See ya!" They all shout as she walks away and turns the corner down the hall.
Fools… Sakaki thinks to herself; her eyes blank and dark red in color. An aura engulfs her body as an eye appears in one of the ears of the hairband. Sakaki smirks evilly; clenching her fist with power, They have no idea what they're in for!!
"Wait…didn't we see this scene before?!" The narrator shouts in shock. "Yeah, but it was just foreshadowing last time." Kamiya winks.
"Ah…I see…" The narrator sighs, "…Well, elsewhere in the school Alisa walks through the halls; Nevula resting on top of her head as a kitty ears hairband. But someone else watches her…"
"They're over there; walking towards the classroom." Optivula states as he extends himself into a periscope and peers around the corner at Alisa and Nevula.
"Good. There's a new Transformers movie coming out here on Pekopon; and with this hit I'll enough money to afford tickets." Piroro snickers; on the other side of the corner from Alisa.
"Wait; you weren't getting money for this hit!" The narrator states.
"Oh yeah…I forgot…" Piroro laughs, sweatdropping a little.
"Hmm…he doesn't really look too different from me." Optivula states.
"Oh really?" Piroro states, "Let me take a look."
He turns around the corner and looks up to see Alisa walking down the hall; and his jaw drops instantly all the way to the floor.
"Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say;
Take my breath away…"
The music of Berlin fills the hall as Piroro stares in shock at Alisa; watching her turn around in slow motion. Soft winds blow and caress Alisa's hair as her eyes twinkle and sparkle. Her lips form a slight smile and she winks at Piroro; causing his heart to thump uncontrollably in his chest as he drools out of his dropped jaw.
"Um…are you O.K.?" Optivula sweatdrops big time as he waves a hand in front of Piroro's face. Piroro's glasses crack and fall off of his face as his now exposed eyes bulge out of his head.
Down the hall, Alisa turns around briefly and looks at Piroro; but continues on into the classroom without noticing him.
"Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love
Never hesitating to become the fated ones
Turning and returning to some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say…"
The song continues playing as Piroro zones out; unable to move as he imagines Alisa still standing in front of him.
"Hey!! Cut the music!!" Optivula shouts as the record screeches to a halt.
"Hehe…sorry. I thought it would set the mood better." The narrator laughs nervously; leaving Optivula pissed.
"Snap out of it!" Optivula flares; forming hands and shaking Piroro violently.
"Huh…what?" Piroro asks; looking around in confusion. "You totally zoned out there! Did you have a heart attack or something?" Optivula asks him.
"Um…no. I was just…um…um…" Piroro states nervously; biting his nails, "…thinking about something. Yeah; that's it!"
"Hmm…" Optivula states, "…Judging from the way you were drooling more than when you see a new Transformer; and the music that the narrator was playing; I'd say you were in love."
"WHAT?!" Piroro screams; turning bright red. "Ooooh; I'm right!!" Optivula squeals with glee.
"SHUT UP YOU! I am not in love!!" Piroro screams; grabbing Optivula on his head and tugging on him. "Come on…you know you are! I saw you staring at Alisa…" Optivula snickers with happiness as he lets Piroro pull out more and more of his elastic body like a roll of toilet paper, "…You sooo have a crush on her!"
"I DO NOT!!" Piroro screams; totally red with embarrassment. He races up and down the hall; pulling at Optivula as he laughs insinuatingly at Piroro.
"PIRORO IS IN LOVE WITH ALISA-CHAN!!!" The narrator screams as loud as he can. "SHUT UP!! I AM NOT!!" Piroro screams at the narrator; shaking his fists in anger.
"Well, you just be in denial then…" The narrator laughs; leaving Piroro flaring, "…Let's see what's happening elsewhere."
Chiyo, Tomo, Sakaki, Alisa, Yomi, Osaka, Kamiya and Kagura all file out of the classroom as Ms. Kurosawa leads them to the locker room to change for gym class.
A few minutes later they're outside doing stretches. "I won't lose to you today Sakaki!" Kagura sneers; pointing a finger at Sakaki, "You with your cute little hairband…it'll probably weigh you down!"
"Oh…just you wait and see…" Sakaki smirks to herself; turning her back to Kagura. A short distance away Alisa follows the groups lead and does her stretches; her expression unchanging.
"So…had to see her again, huh?" Optivula asks with a giggle as he looks down at Piroro. "No…I'm just doing research. I have to be know every detail of her so I can ask her out-I mean kill her!!" Piroro shouts; changing his statement midway as he sits in the stands with his anti-barrier on.
"I hope you're having fun Kamiya…" Terere mutters as she stands on a hoverboard above the field; watching Kamiya laughing far below. She turns away and flies off; unnoticed by Kamiya.
"O.K. class; today we're going to play dodgeball!" Ms. Kurosawa announces, "Everyone knows how to play, right?"
"I do not." A voice states; and they turn to see Alisa raise her hand. "Oh…" Ms. Kurosawa states with confusion, "…Well; there are two teams. There are a bunch of balls; and you throw them at the other players and try to hit them. If you hit them; they are out. However; if they catch the ball you threw; you are out. You can only come back if someone on your team catches a ball. When no more players are left on one side; the other team wins."
"I understand." Alisa states. This seems kinda strange… Nevula thinks; sweatdropping a bit.
"Alright; I'll split you into teams now." Ms. Kurosawa states. After a few minutes; the teams are set; with Sakaki, Kamiya, Yomi, Osaka and a bunch of other students on one side; and Chiyo, Alisa, Tomo, Kagura and the other students from the class on the other side.
"You're going down, Sakaki!" Kagura shouts. "Not a chance!" Sakaki smiles; as Megvula's aura engulfs her; although no one realizes it.
"Alright…get ready…" Ms. Kurosawa states as they all hold a ball and prepare to throw, "…GO!"
A barge of balls streams across the court; and instantly the playing field is narrowed drastically. Osaka and Chiyo are among the first to go; with Tomo following soon after.
"Take this!" Kagura shouts as she hurls a ball at Sakaki; but Sakaki moves so fast that Kagura can't even see her dodge the ball. Yomi hurls a ball at Alisa; but Alisa jumps into the air and easily dodges it; doing a front flip along the way.
"Wow…I had no idea she was so good." Yomi states in disbelief as Alisa catches a ball with flinching; thrown by one of Yomi's teammates.
Alisa hurls the ball at Yomi and hits her; knocking Yomi's glasses off as she goes down. Yomi quickly gets back up; brushing herself off. "Are you alright?" Ms. Kurosawa asks, handing Yomi her glasses.
"Yeah, I just wasn't ready for that." Yomi laughs, placing all blame on herself.
Soon, the playing field is down to just Alisa, Sakaki, Kagura and Kamiya. They each hold a ball; staring their respective opponents down with fearsome glares.
"Wow; this game's really become a competition!" The narrator states as a slight breeze blows across the playing field.
Suddenly Kagura hurls the ball as hard as she can at Sakaki. Megvula's eye opens on Sakaki's hairband and watches the ball fly towards her. Almost in slow motion Sakaki raises her hand; as Megvula uses his powers and slows the ball's approach.
Kagura watches in shock as Sakaki catches her ball; only moving slightly from the catch. "No…no way…" Kagura's mouth hangs open in shock as she stares in disbelief.
Meanwhile; Kamiya stares down Alisa; knowing full well what Alisa is capable of thanks to Nevula. "If I'm going out; it's going to be with a fight!" Kamiya shout as she tosses a ball at Alisa.
Alisa jumps back in quick small leaps and watches as Kamiya's ball flies towards her; giving herself enough time to easily catch Kamiya's throw.
Kamiya sighs and walks off the field as Tomo walks on; while Kagura finally makes her way off of the field as Osaka comes back.
All of a sudden, Sakaki and Alisa exchange glances; and each of them senses the other's contempt. They both pick up balls and hurl them at Tomo and Osaka; deliberating narrowing the playing field to just them.
As Osaka and Tomo make their way off the field once again; Alisa and Sakaki pick up balls furiously and throw them at each other; each dodging the others throws as they move with expert timing.
Alisa tosses a flurry of balls at Sakaki; and Sakaki almost seems to float through the air as she manages to slide right through the middle of the flurry without being hit by a single ball.
"Wow! Sakaki's so good at dodgeball!" Kaorin shouts from the sidelines; being one of the girls knocked out early in the game. "Yeah…maybe a bit too good…" Yomi states; pushing her glasses up on her face a little.
"Let's see you dodge this one, Megvula!" Alisa shouts; causing Sakaki to freeze in shock. At that moment; Alisa throws a single ball; nailing Sakaki square in the chest. As Sakaki stumbles back she looks at Alisa; and Alisa looks at her with slight fear as Sakaki growls with rage.
"Alright!! It's over! Team Two wins!" Ms. Kurosawa shouts; totally oblivious to what just happened. As the rest of players rush to the field and surround Alisa; cheering her name and dancing happily; Sakaki stands a short distance away and clenches her fist in anger.
"No one makes a fool of me in public…" Sakaki growls to herself; speaking through Megvula's voice, "…You've just sealed your fate. You die tonight!"
"Meanwhile…" The narrator states.
"Uncle!" Mois shouts as she rushes into the Keroro Platoon's secret base; barely catching her breath as the Keroro Platoon sits inside the communication room.
"What is it, Mois-dono?" Keroro asks. "There's a giant ship approaching Pekopon at full speed…" Mois begins with a tone of fear, "…And it's heading right for us!"
Dororo and Giroro exchange glances of shock as Keroro squeezes his fist. "Alright! Keroro Platoon; move out!!" Keroro shouts; much to everyone's shock.
"Why are you so pumped?" Giroro asks, sweatdropping a little. "All that time doing homework…" Keroro begins with a devious grin, "…I really need to get out and do something."
The entire platoon sweatdrops as Keroro laughs evilly.
"Oh well; at least he's motivated." The narrator states.
Just as the platoon gets outside; Kururu looks up and sees someone in the distance. "Kukuku…I forgot something…" he begins as he sweatdrops, "…I'll be right back."
"Hey! Don't you run off on me again!" A voice calls out; and he turns to see Terere fly in on her scooter.
"Oh, Terere-dono! It's been a while." Dororo states. "Tetete…yeah. I wanted to come and visit you guys for a while. I can now thanks to Kururu-chan giving me this scooter!" Terere replies.
"You asked me for that scooter!" Kururu snaps, "Don't make me out to be some good guy."
"Tetete…that may be true; but you still made it for me, right sweetie?" Terere smiles and gives Kururu a wink.
"I still don't see why you like him…" Keroro mutters as he, Giroro and Tamama all sweatdrop.
Just then a loud rumbling is heard; and the ground starts to shake. "What's going on?" Keroro shouts as they all look up see a series of bright lights puncture the clouds as the form of a massive ship appears; rows of lights encompassing the whole ship.
"You forgot all about the ship, right?" The narrator asks. "Yeah…" Keroro laughs as he rubs the back of his head.
"Keroro Platoon!" A loud voice booms as a digital screen flashes in the sky in front of the ship from a projector. Jets of wind from the ship blow down upon the city; blowing people through the city streets as the ship hovers in the air.
"Who's there?" Giroro shouts as he shields himself against the strong wind. "My name is Cyroro Gunsou; second in command of the Abrara Platoon. I have come to destroy you. You have one chance to survive; give up unconditionally and without a fight; and you will be spared." The figure on the digital screen states; staring down at the Keroro Platoon.
They brace themselves against the strong winds as they stare up at the massive screen with Cyroro's image on it. "What is your decision?" Cyroro asks impatiently.
"Cyroro's…bad again?" Dororo asks as a question mark appears above his head. They all look blankly up at Cyroro as Cyroro sweatdrops slightly.
"Alright then; you had your chance!" Cyroro growls; regaining his composure. The front of the ship splits apart as a giant cannon extends outward; pointing directly at the Keroro Platoon.
"Die!" Cyroro screams as he fires upon the platoon. They watch as the blast comes towards them; unable to move due to the powerful gusts of wind pinning them in place on the ground.
Terere watches in horror as the blast engulfs the platoon; and a giant explosion blows Terere clear off her scooter; sending her crashing into the side of the house.
A few seconds pass and Terere shakes off the blow. She looks up to see the smoke clear from the explosion; and the shadows of four of the five platoon members in the smoke.
"A-one-and-a-two-and-a-three!" Keroro shouts as the smoke clears and reveals him in a plain gray suit with a black wig on. In his hand he holds a guitar as Tamama and Giroro stand next to him; in similar outfits and with guitars.
"Help!" The three shout as they all sing into the same microphone; which has magically appeared in front of them. "I need somebody!" Keroro shouts; singing by himself
"Help!" The three shout again as Kururu sits in the back playing drums. "Not just anybody!" Keroro sings by himself.
"Help!" They shout together again in harmony. "You know I need someone!" Keroro sings; strumming his guitar.
"Help!!" They shout together as Kururu drums away on his drumset.
"When I was younger, so much younger than today;
I never needed anybody's help in any way!
But now these days are gone and I'm not so self-assured;
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors!" Keroro sings as he dances around on a stage that has appeared.
"OH WOW!! THEY'RE THE BEATLES!!" Terere screams as she dances to them singing.
"But what about me?" Dororo states; as tears well up in his eyes. "Sorry, there were only 4 Beatles." The narrator sighs.
Suddenly Giroro snaps out of it and tosses down his guitar. "WHAT THE HELL?!" He shouts; extremely pissed.
"Help me get my feet back on the ground;
Won't you please please h--" Keroro keeps singing when Giroro smacks him as hard as he can; knocking him off the stage.
"Kukuku…somehow we became the Beatles…" Kururu snickers; still holding his drumsticks.
"Well; at least you guys had good harmony." The narrator states encouragingly, leaving Giroro flaring as he wears his gray suit.
"You could say, three part harmony?" Mois asks as she walks in front of the stage; and Kururu delivers a rim-shot on the drums.
"Enough!" Giroro shouts as he looks up at the ship. He attempts to rip off his suit; but finds that it's stuck.
"I can't get this off!" Tamama cries out as he tries to remove his mop-top hair.
"Meanwhile…" The narrator states.
"What in the slagging hell is wrong with my gun?" Cyroro sweatdrops as he looks at the Keroro Beatles on the ground far below, "This is a big problem. I can't defeat them like this!"
Far below on the ground the Keroro Platoon turns to see the ship re-cloak and disappear from sight; leaving everyone bewildered.
A few minutes pass as Tamama, Keroro, Kururu and Giroro all struggle to get out of their suits when Natsumi and Fuyuki walk into the yard.
"Co-Co-Cosplay?" Fuyuki stutters as he looks at them all in their suits and wigs. "Um…it's not exactly that…" Terere laughs nervously.
"Even you Giroro?" Natsumi asks as Giroro turns bright red. "Um…it's…it's…" Giroro states as he squirms nervously. "It's a concert; for you and Fuyuki!" Keroro shouts happily; finishing Giroro's statement.
"WHAT?!" Giroro, Tamama, Kururu and Dororo all shout in shock. "I'm sure Natsumi will love it; Giroro-kun." Keroro snickers evilly.
Fuyuki and Natsumi's faces go blank as Tamama, Giroro, Kururu and Keroro assume their positions and pick up their instruments again. Giroro; still bright red with embarrassment; points and winks at Natsumi.
"This is going to be really strange…" The narrator laughs nervously.
"One; two; three!" Dororo shouts as he acts as a conductor.
"Can't buy me love, love;
Can't buy me love!
I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend, if it makes you feel alright;
I'll get you anything my friend, if it makes you feel alright!
'Cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love!" Giroro sings into the microphone; still totally embarrassed and blushing bright red.
"Really, I don't know what's wrong with you sometimes…" Natsumi states as she walks into the house; completely embarrassed. "That's nice Giroro…but really strange." Fuyuki laughs nervously as he follows Natsumi in.
"Natsumi…?" Giroro sighs unhappily as he drops his guitar. "Well; it was worth a shot." Keroro laughs.
"My ass it was!" Giroro growls; stuffing a grenade in Keroro's mouth and pulling the pin. As it explodes; Kururu delivers another rim-shot on the drums and snickers to himself evilly.
"Well; let's see what's happening elsewhere…" The narrator laughs with a tone of embarrassment.
"I've got a real problem on my hands now…" Piroro states as he walks through a small field with Optivula on his head. "Oh? And what's that?" Optivula asks.
"I'm not sure I can attack Alisa now…" Piroro begins; slightly blushing, "…I mean; I've never had this kind of a problem. I've always been able to kill my hired targets with no problem; as you're well aware of; but now…"
"Well; you could just tell Sakaki and Megvula that you couldn't find her; or that she was too powerful for you." Optivula states.
"Right…and let my spotless reputation be tarnished?" Piroro grunts mockingly, "I think not."
Suddenly he looks across the field to see Alisa standing a short distance away; leaning against a tree.
"School's over…" Optivula begins as Piroro stares with happy eyes at her, "…I wonder why she's here?"
Suddenly she jumps into the air as the tree she was leaning on slices clean in half; crashing to the ground with a loud thud.
"What's going on?" Piroro shouts; snapping out of his trance. He looks to see Sakaki float down in front of Alisa; her giant wings extended from her head.
"So, you knew all along I was here, huh?" Sakaki states, Megvula speaking through her. "I did!" Nevula states as Alisa stands ready to fight.
"Let's see just how tough you are, fool!" Sakaki growls as two giant metal fists form on her hands through Megvula's psychic energy.
Nevula forms a shield and blocks Sakaki's punches as she hammers away; punching as hard as she can. She finally lands one good punch; sending Alisa flying backwards and smashing through a park bench.
Sakaki's giant fists fade back into her body as Megvula forms a pair of giant saw blades and races towards Alisa. The blades slice right through the bench as Alisa rolls out of the way just in the nick of time.
Suddenly Nevula forms a giant bat and swings at Sakaki. Megvula forms a shield around Sakaki with his energy; deflecting Nevula's swings.
"Time to end this!" Nevula shouts as he forms a bunch of snakes and Alisa's eyes start to glow. Suddenly Sakaki looks up at her; and in a puff of smoke she turns to stone.
"It's over." Alisa states without emotion as she starts to walk away. Suddenly she hears something; and turns to see Sakaki's statue start to crack and break apart.
All of a sudden; the stone shatters as Sakaki stands defiantly. Alisa looks on in wonder as Megvula growls with anger and shoots a beam directly out at Alisa.
"Your tricks have no effect on me; idiot!" Megvula screams, "Now you've really pissed me off!"
He swings Alisa around violently and slams into the ground as hard as he can. A massive explosion ripples out as Sakaki hovers high above the explosion.
As Sakaki hovers high above the ground in front of the night moon; her eyes turn completely red and she sneers evilly. The smoke clears far below to reveal Alisa lying face down in the crater; defeated.
"Now, it ends!" Sakaki laughs as Megvula changes shape into a spear and nosedives as fast as she can directly at the helpless Alisa.
Suddenly a giant black dome forms over Alisa; causing Megvula's spear-point to crinkle up and bounce off.
"What?!" Sakaki screams; her eyes flaring as a red aura engulfs her body entirely.
"Leave her alone!" A voice states; and the dome retracts back onto Piroro's head. Sakaki and Piroro stare at each other; each growling in contempt.
"What in the hell are you doing Piroro? I hired you to kill Alisa; not protect her!" Sakaki growls. "Yeah, perhaps…but I saw that ship you were going to offer me as payment. It has a gun that makes people wear cosplay!" Piroro shouts.
"Huh?" Sakaki states as Megvula sweatdrops; totally confused. "Perhaps this requires an explanation!" The narrator states.
"Hmm…I'm picking up a distress signal." Piroro states as he sits in his ship; prior to landing on Pekopon.
"Hello? Is anyone out there?" A voice states. "This is Pi…a soldier in the Keron Army. How may I help you?" Piroro states; quickly changing his statement.
"This is the Garuru Platoon. We're out of fuel; can you assist us?" Garuru asks, his voice coming through an intercom. "Sure. I'll beam over in just a few." Piroro states.
"A few minutes later…" The narrator states; still in the flashback.
"What happened to you guys?" Piroro states as he stares in shock at Garuru in a bunny suit. Zoruru hides in the shadows; totally embarrassed.
"Pupupu…you see; we were caught in a tractor beam of a ship. We used up most of our fuel trying to break free of the beam." Tororo explains; still in his mouse suit.
"Not that…" Piroro states, sweatdropping, "…What's up with the animal suits?"
"Well; that ship shot a beam at us; and Tororo managed to change the gun's affect at the last moment. Unfortunately; he chose the wrong program." Garuru explains; blushing slightly from embarrassment.
"Oh, I see…" Piroro begins as an idea suddenly comes to him, "…That's why I got this kitty ears hairband!"
What's he talking about? Optivula thinks to himself, sweatdropping.
"I was just about to ask who you were; but I see you were attacked too." Garuru states as he turns around, "…I'll save you the indignity of identifying yourself if you just help us out with some fuel. We need enough to get from here to Keron."
"Sure. I'll transfer some over to you." Piroro states. Whew; that was close! If they knew I was a bounty hunter; who knows what they'd do to me! Piroro thinks to himself.
"Oh, and if anyone asks…" Garuru states, revealing his eye slightly behind his visor, "…This didn't happen; you didn't see me like this."
"Ah, I see…" Sakaki states; listening to the narrator end his flashback sequence.
"Yeah, and the ship that attacked them was your ship! Tororo showed me video of the encounter with them and Cyroro!" Piroro states.
"Oh…" Sakaki states as Megvula sweatdrops again, "…That'll teach me for leaving Cyroro to his own business."
"I suggest you leave now; while you still can!" Piroro states as Optivula forms a pair of hands on top of his head.
"Yes…perhaps I will retreat for now. It seems my faith in Cyroro's abilities was too high." Sakaki states; still speaking in Megvula's voice, "…But this is far from over. You both will die; you just wait!"
Megvula changes into giant wings again and flies away with Sakaki; flying off into the distance.
A few moments later Nevula moans a little as Alisa slowly pushes herself up. "Um…" Piroro states as he shakes nervously.
He suddenly rushes off before Alisa sees him. Alisa sits up and looks around; seeing no one around her.
"What happened?" Alisa asks emotionlessly. "I'm not sure…" Nevula begins, "…But I think we had help."
"Elsewhere…" The narrator states.
"Hi mom! I'm home!" Kamiya states as she walks into the house and removes her shoes.
"Oh, welcome back! How was school today?" Her mom shouts from the kitchen. "Pretty good. We had a fun game of dodgeball today." Kamiya explains.
"That's nice honey. I'm just finishing dinner…" Her mom begins, "…Say, is your little frog friend going to eating with us today?"
Kamiya stops midway through removing her last shoe and looks up towards the kitchen with sadness. "No…she's not coming today…" Kamiya replies sadly.
"That's too bad. You two always got along so well; it was nice to see you with such a nice friend." Her mom states; stirring some food on the stove in a pot.
"Yeah, I know…" Kamiya begins, "…But Terere's been acting strangely lately. I don't know where she went or anything. I mean; it took such a long time for you to be O.K. with her; being an alien and living with us and all; and it's just so strange that she'd just up and leave without any real reason."
"I'm sure she'll be back…" Her mother states, "…She probably just needs some time alone. After all; she's just one lone alien in a world full of strangers."
"Yeah…hopefully you're right." Kamiya states with a sigh.
"Meanwhile…" The narrator states.
"Gah!! Why can't I get out of this costume!!" Giroro screams as he tries furiously to remove his gray suit and wig.
"Kukuku…I've done some analysis on this," Kururu begins as he produces a small device, "This should work to remove the costumes."
He presses a button and beams of electricity zoom out of the device; zapping Tamama, Giroro and Keroro.
As the smoke clears; Giroro looks at himself. "What?!" He shouts as he looks at his hands.
"Giroro's turned into 556-san!!" Tamama shouts in shock. Keroro snickers to himself as Giroro growls in contempt in 556's body.
"So what? You've turned into Lavie-dono!" Giroro shouts; pointing at Tamama. Tamama looks at himself in shock; looking at his body as he holds Lavie's gun.
"And Teichou-dono's changed into Sumomo-chan…" Dororo states as he sweatdrops. "What the?" Keroro shouts; looking at himself in Sumomo's Pekoponjin form.
"Kukuku…That's what happens when you mess with foreign technology!" Kururu snickers as he delivers another rim-shot; still in his Beatles suit.
"You could say, a hilarious turn of events?" Mois asks as she looks at the Keroro Platoon.
"Well; that's just the way it goes; I guess…" The narrator states uneasily, "…But what's going to happen next? Will Sakaki and Megvula defeat and kill both Piroro and Alisa? Will Piroro have the guts to confess his love to Alisa? And will the Keroro Platoon be able to get out of those costumes? Keep watching!"