Chapter 10: What I've done?
"It's mine, idiot!"
"I told you, do not talk!"
"Grrr, both of you, shut up!"
~Allen's POV~
"Um... Lenalee, have you heard anything?" I asked the girl I was holding in my arms at that moment. I don't really know what's going on, but whatever, seems like no one died... yet. I'll probably die soon, and, no, not executed with poison, but with... um... probably a frying pan or something Komui will throw in my head for 'raping' his precious sister.
But who cares? I've drunk enough mojito, now I'm feeling like I can do anything. I'm the numbuh W0527, what the heck! I'm the cheeky cool guy in here! The bad guy, you heard it? Tyki wished me a Merry Christmas and I just managed to touch Komui's sister [on her back and hair, but it still counts, right?]... I'm Allen Walker! What the heck, I'm a living God!
"Eh?" she mumbled, looking up at me. "Um, now that you say, I think I've also heard something..."
See? There aren't voices in my head, Lenalee hears it too. It's not just mojito, see it?
"Um... Allen-kun, I think..." She escaped from my embrace, and looked around a little in that darkness, then behind some boxes with stuff. All of sudden, I saw her startling. "So you guys are spying?"
Ehhh? Someone was spying us?
"Don't blame us; Tyki had been watching Hetalia the entire day."
"And this is an excuse to spy us, guys?" Lenalee replied to someone.
"Meah, tell Lulu I'm learning the names of the countries."
Grrr, this starts to annoy me. So, I walk next to Lenalee, and... Oh, yeah, like it wasn't enough, there, behind the boxes, were the twins, Tyki and... Lavi.
Tyki was sitting down on the floor, leant against the wall, holding an iPhone, and, around him, everyone was attentively staring at the action happening on its screen, even Lavi was attentive, with all his drunkenness. They were in kinda confusing positions, kneeling, squatting, anyway, they were all paying huge attention to see what's on the screen.
Tyki seemed rather bored than interested, opposing the mood of the others, who seemed really interested and less bored.
"Guys... Now, really," Lenalee seriously snapped the silence, "You were spying on us?"
"Nah," Tyki replied blankly, his eyes still attentive at the screen, "Just had to find a place to hide from Lulu. We had been here before you two started to get all lovey dovey, so come watch Hetalia with us or go find another place to fuck each other or whatever you were doing before."
Roar, this guy is annoying me so much! "So, Tyki, you are allowed to watch anime with prisoners?"
"As long as Lulu doesn't see me, yeah. As you see, everyone is welcomed to watch, even you, Walker. Unless you're not busy doing... anything else..."
Anything else meaning WHAT? Grrr, this annoying dude! One day I'll beat him! I may look weak, but I'm... I'm the superstar of this prison! I can beat him! I can... I can... I can!
Oh, shit, I better watch Hetalia with them, right? Why even bother to fight for... um... anything? Should I better try to accept the idea that I can't escape? Helplessly sighing, I sat down on the cold floor next to Lavi and glued my gaze to the iPhone Tyki was holding, noticing a small smirk appearing in the corner of his mouth. "Come on, Lenalee, you should watch, too."
She groaned, which, seriously, didn't surprise/scare anyone, protesting as sitting next to me: "If China isn't a sex bomb I'll kick everyone's asses, including Lulu's and yours, Allen-kun!"
"Don't worry, people," Lavi chilled the spirits, "Japan and China are the coolest guys in here!"
"Hey," I interrupted shyly, "Where is England?"
After some seconds of waiting for an answer, Tyki pointed towards a guy with yellowish hair. "That's England, see? His human name is Arthur Kirkland."
Arthur Kirkland...? Why does it sound so... so... so... stereotypical? And... do they have human names?
All of sudden, Lavi burst into laughter.
"What, dude, what's the problem?" Tyki questioned the idiot next to him, who just tried to hold back his laugh, saying:
"Oh, dude, you should take a look at Portugal... I mean... LOL."
The oldest male from there sighed. "I know, I know... Don't tell me..."
"What the f*ck is he talking about?" Lenalee asked, and Tyki just shook his head.
"He's just talking about the fact that Portugal, where I am native from, is a chick in this anime. Ignore him, my lady, he's just a drunk idiot."
Did he... just call Lenalee 'his lady'? Whoa... I think it's getting uglier than usual.
[TIME SKIP]
~Tyki's POV~
Okay, so you won't believe this.
Just after all the shit about Hetalia, which I have to say, it's the most entertaining anime in this world, especially the ending credits and the part with chibitalia, I was just lazily passing by that office... You know, the office where I've been locked with the idiots, where I've read that stupid book about Seattle... You know it.
Well, while passing by it, what do you think I heard from inside? [No, there weren't Road and Jasdero hooking up]
But I heard something like a sob. Someone crying. Well, not like I give a shit on who was crying or what his/her problem was, but it just made me curious, so I entered. I mean, who could be crying inside Sweet Tooth's office? Wouldn't they prefer a nicer place like the bathroom or a storeroom?
Oh, yeah, guess who. Guess who was crying.
Lulu.
Yeah, her. I told you... Firstly, I wanted to leave at seeing her crying on those papers on the desk, but then I realized that I can't leave since I entered because it would seem awkward just to ignore a crying lady. Or whatever they say. Shit, I'm not good when it comes to things like these. Even Walker is better...
So, not knowing what to do, I just fumbled in my pockets and found some tissues. And what do you think I've done? I'm such an idiot, really. I've just let them on her desk, saying: "Um... Lulu, the prisoner at 201 is being aggressive. Don't forget that Green has to be back in his cell until he doesn't become aggressive as well. Lavi has consumed too much alcohol, which created him a state of euphoria and Road became hysteric about Walker again. All these problems need solves before the Earl will get mad again."
You know, at that moment, it felt right to mock her a little after all she did to everyone. Especially to me, 'cause I don't really care what she did to the others. Oh, yeah, I know, I may seem childish, but she somehow hurt me. So I've hurt her back.
Sniffing, she slowly looked up at me, blankly. "That's all?"
I nodded my head. "Yeah."
Then I just turned around, hands shoved into my pockets, wanting to leave. It seemed right at that moment, but not after she told me: "Sorry."
... Of course, that moment, I felt like an idiot, but listened to her. "So... Now tell me... How do you survive?"
Yeah, she asked me how I survive. I think this is the most ironical thing I've ever heard. Everyone wants to ask her how she survives, and she asks me how I survive... "Survive... to what?" I asked.
"To all this shit everywhere."
... I kept silent for some moments, not knowing what to say. Okay, I can't believe what happened. I mean, it's... awkward. We all believed Lulu doesn't have tear ducts, and now... boom, a surprising twist comes in our lives. I'm wondering what Road will say when I'll tell her. "Um... What are you sorry for?"
"Oh... Me? Just sorry for... um... everything I've done to you. And to the others."
I didn't really comprehend what... she has done to me. If I think more deeply, it wasn't that bad... What has she done to us? Nothing. She just acted like a selfish mean girl, but, hey, who doesn't like her like that?
I chuckled. Why? Just because it seemed funny how Lulu softened all of sudden.
"W-What, why are you laughing!" she snapped at me. I shook my head, without facing her however.
"You really should watch some Hetalia, Lulu. I can borrow you some CDs if you want. However, don't forget what I told you. Wheah, see you later. Merry Christmas. And, again, don't forget about Green and Walker."
I know... I am a jerk, right? Ehehe, but it made me feel so damn good to see her crying. Oh, yeah, after that, I went and had some party with Lavi, whose surname I don't know, but peace. I think I've finished watching all the Hetalia episodes because each episode is only 5 minutes.
~Allen's POV~
I'm dead. Dead. Literally.
I'm so stupid. Yeah, I'm the most stupid person that ever existed on the Earth. I'm so stupid... I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'M SO STUPID! But really stupid, really, really, really stupid.
Okay, now that my heart rhythm decreased, let me tell you what happened.
Yeah, yeah, if any of you losers dare to laugh, I, Allen Walker, a.k.a. number W0527, do solemnly swear to kill you and assure myself that you'll arrive in Hell. Understood?
Good. Now let's begin until I don't freeze here. Yeah, I've set the air conditioner on -40 degrees Celsius, 'cause I'm stupid and insane, problems?
Now on with the story.
Just after all the shit about Hetalia, which I have to say, it's the most entertaining anime in this world, especially the ending credits and the part with chibitalia, Lenalee got insane. Yeah, but, of course, she never could conquer my level of insanity, don't worry.
After Tyki announced that he has to go, the others went back partying, and Lenalee and I just started to fool around on the halls of the prison, which were free because everyone was partying. They seemed quite interesting, but somehow terrifying.
Not all prisoners went partying. Those who are mentally sick aren't allowed to even leave their cells. And, unfortunately, many are mentally sick.
But that's not the point. The point is that we met up with Miranda and Krory. But, again, that's not the point. The true point now is that they were together, talking about stuff, which kinda surprised me, so I found myself staring at Miranda while Lenalee and Krory were discussing.
However, Miranda and I didn't discuss any second, just stared at each other. Yeah. I don't know why.
Guess what. After they finished their discussion and those two [Miranda and Krory] went in their business, I tried to talk to Lenalee... "So, do you think they will be alright?" I asked her, clueless that she will just give me a dry 'I don't know', not even looking at me. That's when she got insane. I still can't understand why. So, like a stupid person I am, instead of letting her alone at giving that she's not in a good mood, I continued questioning her: "Um, Lenalee, are you sure we're allowed to be here?"
"I don't know."
Okay, once again, I, like true Mike Tyson I am, didn't give up so easily. Yeah, at that moment, I had no idea, but NO IDEA, what the heck had happened to her.
"Um... Lenalee, can I ask you what happened?" I told her again, curious.
Yeah, then she snapped, walking away from me: "NOTHING, I said! It's okay if you like Miranda, I can understand! But please leave me alone and stop acting like a child!"
Firstly, I was dumbstruck... But, then, laughter forcefully escaped from my mouth, and I had no control. I mean, what? "E-Excuse me?!" I asked between my amused laughs. And I was going to pay for my amusement. But she couldn't really share the same opinion with me, therefore she just chose to enlarge the distance between us.
"I can understand even that she's like... what?, 10 years older than you, I can get everything! You two match and stuff, but please don't involve me!"
And I've finished with laughing at that. Okay, I have no idea what happened to her, and why she thinks I like Miranda... She was purely insane; it was like she was going to explode at that moment... She was hysteric, angry, tears in her eyes and... I don't get it. I mean, Miranda and I... are friends, but... it's not that way... I don't like her. Dunno where Lenalee took that from...
"Um... L-Lenalee... Uhm..."
"What?" she sharply retorted on a loud voice.
Yeah, yeah, what do you think I've said? Oh, I'm SO stupid! But you've already understood that, right?
"Are you jealous, Lenalee?"
... Oh, yeah, I'm stupid, and please do NOT make fun of me... I don't know what was in my mind, what I was thinking, I guess I was hungry... You know, I have a grave problem with the food. I have to eat non-stop. Is like, when I enter a shop of something... It's like:
"Good evening."
"Good evening."
"I want some food."
"What kind of food?"
"Much food."
"Yeah, but what kin-"
"Doesn't matter, just much food!"
Yeah, yeah, before I've been locked here, I could eat even 5 kilos of cookies at once... I think more. You know, I can eat anything. Like:
"Good evening."
"Good evening."
"Some stones."
"Yeah, but are they many?"
I mean, that's the only criterion I follow when it comes to food. Much or less. Much – good. Less – sucks. You know, I don't even know how to open the fridge. I consider opening the fridge... whoa, horrible, hideous. After I finally have learned, doesn't matter what I pick. You know, firstly, I pick something big. BIG. HUGE. I should've eaten a Snickers...
Okay, now.
"I'm not, I'm not jealous! What made you think about this? Why would I be jealous? I mean, no, no, no... No, I'm not jealous! I AM NOT JEALOUS! I mean, there's no reason why I would be jealous, I don't wanna fight over nothing, 'cause I'm not jealous and I wouldn't be jealous 'cause I would be better jealous if Lavi would hook up with Miranda but he doesn't so I don't really care now because I-"
And something cut her off.
What do you think...?
You won't believe.
...
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life... 1... 2... 3...
No, no, I don't feel like telling you today. There's no one on the road... to see my sad eyes... to see me crying... You know that song? No? No?
...
I've kissed her. Yeah, just because it felt like I had to close her mouth somehow. I just couldn't hear her anymore. Yeah, I am a bad person, right? I have to admit that I am a bad person... I am a criminal, I am a... prisoner! I'm also very sick and insane, but, forgetting this, I am a bad person.
You know, Lenalee taught me... many things. After I've met her, I've realized that I can create a world of mine, at the level of the cell. Yeah, a world made by me, just mine. I am intellectual today, what!
And, yeah, of course, she rejected me. She immediately pulled away, and stared dumbfounded at me. Of course, after I realized what I've done, I was like...
Oh, no... Why me? This cannot be happening to me...
Actually, it was.
And she ran away. I wanted to chase her, but I found myself too 'in shock', so I couldn't follow her.
~The end.
Wait... WHAT THE F*CK I'VE JUST DONE?!
A/N: Ha... Is anyone still reading this...? I haven't updated in like 3 weeks... I apologize... Yeah... Sorry.