CHAPTER 10 CREAM THE RABBIT

"Well," the host said after the clean up crew got her a new couch and filled the glass bowl with a fresh supply of candy. "I think it's about time to welcome our next guest. She's a little rabbit who can fly by use of her big floppy ears and treats her Chao friend like a slave. Please welcome Cream the Rabbit!"

Cream walked timidly out of the backroom, giving the audiance a shy smile as they clapped and cheered. She wouldn't have been in such a nice mood if she head heard the host's comments which she hadn't which was all for the best anyway. "Hello," she said, waving.

"Cream, have a seat," the host said, patting the new guest star couch.

"Okay." the little bunny rabbit sat down on the sofa and waited for the host to begin. "Now Cream," the host started, leaning toward the little rabbit. "Word on the street has it that you and Tails are an item. Is that true?"

Cream's face got red. "Umm I don't think so," she said. "If we are, nobody told me."

"So you and Tails aren't a hot couple?" she asked.

"Why would we be?" the rabbit question. "We're only in elemetary school."

"What about your mother?"

"I am not inlove with my mother," Cream said, adgitated.

"I never said that," the host said. "I was asking if your mother was inlove with someone."

"I don't know," the rabbit said. "She and Mr. Vector have seen each other a few times though."

"So your mother has a boyfriend?"

"I don't know."

"Could he be your dad?"

"What?" Creams eyes got real big. "No way!"

"What about Dr. Eggman?"

"What about Dr. Eggman?"

"Could he be your dad?"

"No. Why?"

"I dunno. It just sounds like it could work," the host said, thoughfully. "Vanilla. Cream. Eggman. Vanilla cream egg! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"

Cream looked like she was going to start crying. "That's mean," she said in her hi squeaky voice.

"Oh sorry." the host apoligized. "No offence."

"You'd better be sorry," Cream said sniffling. "Because you were really getting mean for a moment."

"Yeah, yeah," the host muttered looking away. "Whiny voiced brat!"

"What ddi you call me?"

"Oh nothing," the host said smiling fakily. "I just said you're a whiny brat."

"I AM NOT!" Cream shouted, offended. "Lotsa people like me."

"Well I'm not one of the lotsa since 4Kids took over your voice," the host replied.

"I can't help that."

"You could protest."

"How? I'm only 6."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"I dont know."

"You could protest," the host suggested. "You could get your lover Tails and your other friends and stand outside the building protesting and saying you won't do anymore talking until they stop making you all have sucky voices."

"You're right," the host said, standing up with determiantion. "I'll do it!" Cream turned to her Chao Cheese. "C'mon Cheese!' she said as they started to march out of the room.

"Hey wait!" the host called after them. "I was only kidding!" but Cream ignored her.

"Rats," the host muttered annoyed. "Who am I going to interview now?"

"You could interview me!" a voice said.

The host looked up. She spotted Mr Sam Speed standing a few feet away grinning stupidly and pointing at himself. "After all; I'm much better than those Sonic people!"

"Do wa?!" the host gasped. "GET OUT OF HERE YOU FREAK!" She picked up her glass candy bowl and chucked it at him. "Nobody likes you!"

Sam dodged the candy bowl then saw the host coming at him with her ax, her face insane looking with chompy teeth and fire in her eyes. "GET OUT!"

Charlie appeared on the scene grinning weirdly, as the host chased Sam Speed around. "Uhh due to the host's homicidal behavior we're going to take a comercial break!" then he turned to the two people running in the backgroud. "Miss Host please calm down! Just think about our ratings!"

A/N

hehehehehehe. I hate Creams 4Kids voice and I don't like Vanilla being paired up with Vector.