Due to some pretty fucking huge computer set backs Chapter 10 has been lost. I don't have time right now to rewrite it so for now its a lost episode.I apologize.
Sukaro and Grimmjow's Excellent Adventure presents:
Chapter 11: The Los Noaches Revolution Begins…
It's now fall in here in Los Noaches. With the start of a new season brings the start of football season. Now team ups will happen you never thought possible , battles between people who should never fight ,and relationships that were a mistake. These are their stories…
" Our football lineup is beautiful! I told you it was a good idea to get all the troublemakers and put them on the football team! I mean look at them!" said. ( got his master degree.)
Aizen and Gin looked over at the football team. The Akatsuki crew and Espada crew standing side by side in the black and green Los Noaches Football Uniform. Each person kept looking at someone on the opposite crew glaring, cursing, and making threats. One personal battle stuck out in particular. Hidan and Grimmjow.
" Fuck you! I'll never play football with a fatheaded faggot!" Hidan shouted.
" Fat- headed? I can smell the bitch-ass on you from a mile away! Take a bath bitch!" Grimmjow shouted back.
" Ha! Take a bath and get that hair jell out!" Hidan laughed.
" Come over here and say that to my face pussy!" Grimmjow said and walked up.
Both sides got ready for a rumble.
" Enough of this! I will not have my team fighting over childish stuff." Aizen said loudly.
" Stay out of this!" Both of them said in unison.
Soon Akatsuki and Espada were in each other faces about to fight.
BAM!
They all turned in fear to Aizen holding a smoking 9 millimeter in the air.
" Good lord…" Gin mumbled.
" Uh… Sir?" Nnoritra said.
" You think I wasn't packing head bitch? I will not put up with this shit! Get in line or so help me God I will blow you mother fucking brains out!" Aizen shouted. Gin walked over with a pill.
" Sir, it's obvious you forgot your pills. You know what your wife would say." Gin said.
" Sigh…Thank you. Now you fuckers decided positions I can't deal with these children anymore." Aizen said taking his pill. He glanced at the team once more and they all straightened up.
" Haha… works every time…" He mumbled and walked away from the field.
" Well I'm the obvious choice for quarterback." Deidara said.
" Oh please. Grimmjows got that position retard." Sukaro chuckled.
" Retard? Why is Hallibell here." Kisame said.
" Because a even more of a man that you gay-fish." Hallibell snapped.
" Come on peoplez! Lets not fight!" Itachi said.
" Maybe Itachi should be our cheerleader!" Yammy laughed.
" He's very manly! " Kisame snapped back.
" You'd know." Nnoritra said.
" ENOUGH!" Gin said. " You Have a game in TWO DAYS! You wasted all your time bickering. Now I'll read off positions. Get used to it. Because if you lose this year and Sir Aizen doesn't take his medicine he's very likely to shoot you. And you KNOW he could get away with murder." Gin scolded.
" Wouldn't be surprised if he had." Sukaro said.
Both sides chuckled in amusement.
Gin began to read off the positions he'd come up with…
Hinata's dorm room
" So Kallen how's you and Lelouche?" Mille Ashford asked.
" Pretty good I guess. No complaints." Kallen said.
" That sounded like " This relationship is shit I wish I was with Sukaro." Ino chuckled.
" Come on! I told you I was over him!" Kallen said.
" Pfft the always say that." Ino said.
" Just like you said you were over Sasuke-san?" Orihime said with a smile.
" Hey that's different!" Ino said.
" Not so much haha." Hinata said.
" It's just… Lelouche is one end of the spectrum and Sukaro is the other. Lelouche is calm, charming, and I can have a nice romantic evening with him. Which gets boring sometimes. Sukaro on the other hand , is wild , loud and always gives a good time he always thinks about me first. But sometimes he's too wild. I don't know what to do." Kallen sighed she leaded her head back on Orihime's lap.
" I've got an option for you." Ino said.
" Yeah?" Kallen asked.
" Become a lesbian hahahah!" Everyone laughed even Kallen. But she wasn't laughing inside.
2 days later. The Football Game
" Alright boys. Don't screw up or ill fucking kill you." Aizen said. Took a swig of scotch and walked out to the microphone.
" Note to self. Don't fuck with Aizen." Deidara said.
" Welcome friends and visitors! Were here at the start of another football season! I hope both teams play well and fair because if they don't… Never mind that! It's customary for each team to come to the field and greet each other before the match! Come out Los Noaches Academy and Konohagakura High School!" Aizen said and both teams began walking out.
" Aye yo , Jell-Head isn't that your old school?" Hidan asked as they walked.
" Yeah, yeah. There all bitches though." Grimmjow mumbled. " Wait what'd you call me?"
" Not now Grim. Fuck all those kids." Sukaro said.
Walking up to them in red and blue uniforms were Konoha Highs team, Neji , Kiba ,Lee , Choji , Shino among them.
" Well, well , well if it isn't the bitches that got expelled!" Kiba chuckled.
" You must have memory loss Kiba because you obviously forgot that last ass kicking I gave you." Sukaro said.
" If your looking for a pre-game fight kid, your on." Neji said.
" Who is this bitch? Look at this fuckers eyes! What country are you from?" Deidara said.
" Shut the fuck up kid, or feel the power of konohas handsome blue devil!" Lee shouted.
" Hahahahahahahahhaha! Did you hear this kid? Handsome Blue Devil! HAHAHA!" Nnoritra laughed out loud.
" I'll woop your ass spoon-head!" Choji said.
" Spoon- head? That's telling him. What are you gonna do sit on him? Haha." Yammy laughed.
" Only the weak talk shit so early. We will without a doubt defeat you in this game." Shino mumbled.
" Pfft. I got this!" Grimmjow said.
" Players get ready for the game." Aizen said.
Both teams walked away.
" You ready for this Grim?" Sukaro asked.
" Hell yes!" Grimmjow said.
Los Noaches got offense first. Deidara was quarter back. The rest were the Akatsuki and Sukaro and Grimmjow as running backs. They all lined up and Deidara called the play. He got the ball. Sukaro ran out and got blocked immediately. Grimmjow on the other hand broke through. He was virtually undefended. Deidara glanced over.
" Over here dude!" Grimmjow shouted.
" Fuck that." Deidara said.
WAM!
Kiba had sacked him. Kiba got up and said, " ALL NIGHT LONG BITCH! ALL NIGHT LONG!"
" Oh this kid…" Deidara mumbled.
Things didn't get any better. Their defense was paper thin, and with the lack of teamwork the offense fell apart easy. The outcome: 47 to 0 in favor of Konoha.
Aizen walked behind the bleachers but all you could hear was, " THOSE MOTHER FUCKING KIDS ILL FUCKING KILL THEM ALL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"
" Aizen sir, the anger pills please." Gin whisperd.
" Oh yes… excuse me." Aizen said.
The teams had to walk in the middle and shake hands. The Konoha kids laughed at them the whole time.
When the bleachers cleared out Aizen asked the team to stay.
" Alright. Thanks to Gin I'm not going to take my 12 gauge and ram it up your ass. Instead, your weekends will be only football practice. And you must scrub the bathrooms with your tooth brushes. If I catch you at a party and not at practice that's like saying " Aizen I'm a fucking idiot highschooler blow my brains out right in front of my friends." Got it?" Aizen said.
Amidst complaints they all said " Yeah."
The next day at practice.
Both sides of the team stood in silence.
" Alright… I'd like to propose a truce." Nnoritra said.
" He's right. We hate each others guts but we all hate the Konoha kids guts with a fiery passion." Sukaro said.
" … Your right. Fuck those kids!" Deidara said.
Both sides shook hands in allegiance. " By the way… where's Kisame and Itachi?" Sukaro asked.
" Well after the game some guy made Itachi cry, Kisame went berserk and gave the guy two black eyes and broke both his arms. He's in the pin so Itachi went to bail him out." Tobi explained.
" Wow. Hmm. Maybe just maybe we can win this football season…" Nnoritra said.
" You got a plan?" Hidan asked.
" Yeah but it's crazy… and if we want to face Konoha again we have to win every game until were matched up with them again." Nnoritra mumbled.
" Lets hear it." Sukaro said.
They huddle for about 15 minutes.
" That's fucking insane… but hey we don't have any real skill so lets give it a try." Deidara said.
" Tomorrow. I'm giving you all the night off for finally deciding to become a team." Gin clapped.
" Sweet time to get my drink on!" Grimmjow shouted.
" Excuse me?" Gin asked.
" Nothing." Grimmjow mumbled.
The First Ever Akatsuki/Espada Party!
The party was pretty awesome. Music playing , women , beer , weed , anything a party could need. In a big powwow circle was Hidan , Grimmjow , Sukaro , and Itachi.
" Itachi , you know about women. What should I do about Orihime?" Grimmjow said then hit a blunt.
" Well try to talk to her , she probably still likes you." Itachi said making a motion with his hand to skip him in rotation.
" Yeah but Ulquiorra really fucked me over…" Grimmjow mumbled.
" Uh yeah sorry about that again…" Itachi mumbled.
" I don't blame you." Grimmjow said.
" Haha still –" Sukaro stopped when he saw Kallen in the doorway. " Uh, I'll be back."
" Use a condom Romeo!" Hidan shouted.
Kallen pulled him out into the hallway. There were still people out there but they were so high they didn't know what planet they were on.
" So…" Sukaro said.
" Listen I just wanted to say. It was wrong of me to just drop you. I still want to be friends." Kallen said quickly.
" You know that's not gonna work… Plus I'm on good terms with Lelouche now and considering who he is , I mean who he knows I don't wanna fuck with him." Sukaro said.
" Sukaro… boys are such dumbasses." Kallen said.
" Pfft." Sukaro said looking to the side.
" Listen." Kallen said and got close to his face. Sukaro didn't know whose face was redder his or hers.
" Uh, mind if I have this dance?" Lelouche said.
" Whoa uh Lelouche…dude its not , she was just saying…" Sukaro said looking anywhere but Lelouche's eyes.
" Oh, I'd hate intrude." Lelouche said and turned around.
" Lelouche!" Kallen yelled going after him. Then she turned back to Sukaro and said " I'll be back."
" Kallen you can't have your cake and eat it too." Sukaro shouted back.
" um…Sukaro-kun?" a small voice said.
He turned to see Orihime. " Yo what's up?"
" Where's your brother?" She said.
" Heh , finally came to your senses? He's in that room. Go for it." Sukaro said.
" Thank you! " She said and ran into the room.
" Now I have my own women problems to deal with…" Sukaro thought to himself.