Hello my loyal readers! I want to thank you so much for making You Look More Like a Puff Ball Than a Dragon the number one reviewed Fem!Natsu story and the number one reviewed Fairy Tail and -Man crossover! THANK YOU! (cries!)

Part of this was inspired by kittylover195678's idea!

Natsu ran into the dining hall at full speed. She was panting lightly by the time she reached the table where all of her friends sat, exorcists included. Happy flew in shortly after her and landed on her head.

With a look of fiery passion that surprised her friends momentarily, Natsu shouted, "ALLEN WALKER!" she pointed a finger at said exorcist while the blue exceed on her head mirrored her actions. "IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN OUT EAT ME! THERE FOR, I HERE BY CHALLENGE YOU TO AN EATING CONTEST!" the exorcists face faulted, not quite used to the mage's eccentric behavior. Her guild mates, however, paid her no mind, this wasn't the craziest thing she's ever done. Hell, this was relatively normal.

"Natsu," Erza's calm yet fierce and demanding voice said. "I shall judge this contest! DEFEND FAIRY TAIL'S PRIDE! The contest will be how much food they can eat in fifteen minutes." again, the exorcists face faulted. Wasn't Erza the stoic, level headed one that was like Kanda in personality?

"Do you except, Allen?" Grey asked in a board tone.

"Uh.. ok?" Allen answered nervously, he honestly would agree to anything as long as he was free from the pinkette and the red head's anger.

"YOSH! LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!" Natsu shouted. The dragon slayer had been waiting for this! She even skipped breakfast so she could have the advantage! Picking up their forks, the two exorcists began to eat.

0:0:45

Not a minute had gone by before they each had two plates cleared. If anyone in the black order hadn't been alerted to their 'fight' from all of the shouting, they defiantly were now due to the duo's loud and obnoxious eating habits. By the time they had each reached their fifth plate, the finders in the room started placing bets. Most of them betted on Allen, seeing as they knew fist hand how much he could eat.

0:2:56

Erza nodded the entire time as she watched the two engage in battle. She had been carefully watching how much each person had ate. Although it may not look it, Natsu was actually ahead by two chicken legs, three scoops of mashed potatoes, and a bowl of ramen. If it weren't for Erza's trained eyes, she would have not been able to keep track of how much they were ahead by. To everyone else in the room, the contest looked like a blur of color and distasteful sounds.

0:7:38

Natsu lept at the next plate with out most ferocity. She was not going to back down! Allen can stuff it! This was her game, and they were in her territory now. Natsu had a strategy of course, food was one of the things she got serious about. She was lacing her stomach with fire to burn the contents of the food so that it would reduce the size of the food that landed in there, thus leaving more room for more food! It was a fool proof plan! Though, she had never used it before, the dragon slayer hoped that it would work.

0:10:47

Grey's eyes were glued to Natsu's face the entire time. Honestly, he had never seen her eat with so much… gusto? Usually, she doesn't put that much food away that quickly. Sure he had seen her eat that much before, but never that fast.

'Sooner or later, your going to choke baka..' Grey thought while he watched with distain at the lack of manners. Usually, Erza would beat Natsu until she used correct manners; Erza was nitpicky about those things.

'But,' Grey thought as he noticed that one of Erza's hands were clenched painfully in a fist by her side, 'perhaps Erza is letting it go this time… and is instead just trying to enjoy the time we have, here and now with Natsu… no matter how gross and disgusting it is.'

0:14:30

"THIRTY SECONDS!"

Natsu shoveled down four more plates before time was called.

"AND TIME!" Natsu put down her utensils with a sigh and patted her belly. It looked like a balloon! Allen wasn't any better, his was practically the same size.

"I think that was the most food I've ever eaten in one sitting…" Allen grumbled out.

"Chaaaaa~" Natsu's reply was more of a sound than words… she wasn't the brightest mage…

Erza looked over the dishes and what was left on their current plates, and cross-referenced that with what she had kept track of in her mind. Nodding, Erza signaled that she had reached a verdict.

"Allen has eaten 42 full plates and 3/4 of one." Erza paused slightly for dramatic effect. "And, Natsu has, somehow, managed to eat 47 full plates of food and three sticks of fire, which do not count. The winner is Natsu!" Natsu pumped her fist into the air, only half registering what was happening.

"Fly higher Happy~! The sun looks like a big bowl of ramen~! Kyaaa~ Chaaa~!" Natsu said in a dazed state with swirls in her eyes. "Don't eat Laxus's hair Happy! It'll shock you and then we can't go to the moon for milk and cookies with moon-people and tiny, green, little men~!" Grey sweat dropped as well as every one else present. "MOOOOO~! Space cows! Kyaaa~!" after hearing this go on for too long, Erza promptly knocked the poor girl out, not wanting her to suffer from her current food induced coma of sorts, and brought Natsu to the dragon slayer's room.

Twitch.

Allen was having some… energy conservation problems. Normally, he ate some where between 8-11 plates of food to satisfy the needs of his parasitic type innocence.

Twitch.

But, Allen had never eaten 42 plates of food before. And the energy that he was getting was a little more than usual.

Twitch.

So… he had a little extra energy.

Twitch.

Ok.. so maybe a little was an understatement…

Allen twitched. And twitched again, twich, twich, twich, TWICH! UGGGGG!

Allen finally gave into the inner surplus of energy that he had attempted to fight back in vain.

He had so much energy, he was, quite literally, bouncing off the walls. He ran every where, bothered everyone he could find by asking them questions- ranging from 'HI!~ WHATS YOUR NAME? IM ALLEN!~' to 'DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR PANTS ARE SPARKLEY!?' to 'NANANANANANANANAN~~~~! ANANNANAANAN~~! HEHE! YOUR BREATH SMELLS FUNNY! DID YOU WASH YOUR ARMPITS TODAY~?'- and running around with his innocence activated while destroying anything he could get his hands on.

"Hyper, hyper, HYPER! Move, move, MOVE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH~ AHAHAHAHH~ YAAAAAA!~" Allen's odd cries were heard all thought the Black Order that day. "NAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~!" Allen shouted on the top of his lungs.

That day, the black order made a silent pact, NEVER let Allen over eat again.

Natsu awoke for the second time that week to loud obnoxious shouting that could only belong to one person. Allen.

After the first time, she had demanded to get her walls sound proofed. Apparently, the science department did a half ass job, considering that the ringing in her ears was only half as bad as before.

'Maybe I broke him…' Natsu wondered. 'Nah..' she brushed the idea off. There was no way that the yelling had anything to do with her.

After lazily swinging her legs over the side of the bed, she got up and stretched out the kinks in her back. Putting her vest back on, she opened the door. But, she didn't even get one step out before the most horrible feeling over came her. It seemed that her fool proof plan, wasn't that fool proof. The proud dragon slayer proceeded to run out of her room as fast as her feet could take her, screaming all the way, "I GOTTA POO!"

A second pact was formed, with the terms of agreement similar to the last.

By that night, both Natsu and Allen, had deflated in both size and their 'special circumstances'. They had both been placed in their rooms, seeing as they had both passed out eventually.

Natsu had woken only moments before. The dragon slayer was feeling quite guilty actually. She felt horrible that she did not take into consideration that Allen might have an eating disorder! (She has absolutely no idea what happened to Allen. All she was told was that Allen went crazy from over eating. She also has a 'less developed' mind than other people her age…)

Natsu made up her mind. She was going to apologize to Allen, right now. Walking out of her room with a new found confidence and with out the urge to poo, she headed to Allen's room. Or, at least, where she thought Allen's room was. Natsu wasn't very good with directions. She got lost at least a dozen times before she found his room.

Natsu lightly knocked on the door. Normally, Natsu wouldn't knock lightly, she likes to enter with a bang. But in this case, she didn't want anyone from the Order wakening and returning her to her room. Currently, she was under a 'house arrest' of sorts.

When Natsu received no answer, she pushed open the metal door only to find Allen sleeping like a log. Chuckling slightly, she sat down on the end of his bed, accidentally knocking the side table in the process.

Plop.

Natsu looked down. She had knocked over a book. Picking the book up to return it, she stopped half way and read the title.

Journal

'huh, a journal, most likely Allen's.' a shit eating grin spread across her face. Natsu opened the book and started reading.

Day 1: My arrival at the Black Order.

The cliff was huge! I can't believe that the Order would put their head courters on top of something that dangerous! Climbing up it was harder than it looked. Although Tim did help a bit. The gate keeper declared me an Akuma because of my pentacle. I guess that was to be expected. It didn't seem to get a reading before hand, which I am assuming is a result to my… other side. I was so relieved when Kamui didn't check to see if I was human, he assumed that only humans are easily subjected to curses… My synchronization rate with my innocence was 82%. I hope that I can get that higher. I hope that Mana is proud of me. After all, I am doing all this for him. Because at the end of the day, I keep walking.

Natsu narrowed her eyes as she read the entry. What…? The Igneel thing was making her mind twist enough, but adding this in… was there more to this whole thing? Natsu skipped ahead a little.

Day 5: Natsu's arrival.

Today I was greeted by a very odd sight. A pretty girl with pink hair and bipolar tendencies, saved me from a giant robot by kicking it's head off. She was quite friendly, and proved to be nice company. Her name is Natsu Dragneel. But, what I was not ready for at all was when she challenged Kanda to a fight… and won! No one has ever beaten Kanda! It was strange though, after she won she turned to me and shouted, 'PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, GREY!'. Honestly, I wonder who this 'Grey' person is. They seem like an interesting character. No matter how crazy Natsu is, I feel some sort of… attraction or a pull towards her. It's strange…

Natsu blushed slightly. Allen thought she was pretty? She looked over at his sleeping form and chuckled lightly. Then the words he wrote from his first entry came back to her.

What if Allen really wasn't human. What if it wasn't Igneel. What if there was more to this whole thing. Why would Igneel tell her to be partners with someone who possibly had horrible secrets? And the pull, Natsu thought about that for a moment. She… she felt it too! Like there was something almost literally pulling them together! Was this one of the side affects of becoming a partner?

Natsu shook her head and laid down on the lower half of the bed and fell asleep.

Little did Natsu know that she had only hit the tip of the iceberg, and an avalanche was coming soon.

Yes, I ended it here. Sort of a cliff hanger, but not really. Haha… cliff hanger.. avalanche.. ice berg… hehehe… Moving on!

For all of the AllenxNatsu fans, the next chapter will be AllenxNatsu centric as well as KandaxErza moments!

So, I plan on making Allen's room the new 'Lucy apartment' in the sense that all of the mages appear there randomly. Yes or no?

Who wants to see a Happy meets Timcampy moment! Yes or no?

What is Allen hiding? I plan on making Allen slightly different from the cannon.

So far the pairing count is at:

NatsuxGrey- 31

NatsuxAllen- 23

Keep voting and R&R!

~slayerofthewind