Sakura
Call her pinky
Tell her that her hair looks stupid
Tell her Sasuke hates pink
Constantly compare her to Ino, obviously exaggerating how cool Ino is
Tell her she's a lousy medic-nin
Call her a slut
When she asks why, direct her to her FF results and tell her to look at how many people she's paired with
Insult Sasuke
Tell her Naruto is way better than Sasuke
Call her useless
Inform her of just why Orochimaru wanted Sasuke
Call her a fan girl
Inform her that SasuNaru is more popular than SasuSaku
Call her flat-chested
Tell her Sasori was a little girls doll, how dare she damage him
Congratulate her on finally being useful (In shippuuden)
Dye her hair blonde and laugh saying she looks like Ino
Ask her why her hairs pink
Tell her that her outfit clashes with her hair
Call her a 'pink hulk'
Follow her around every where, when she asks you what you are doing scream "Dattebayo" in her face
Play U.G.L.Y every time she walks past
Tell Naruto that she needs a man, and she has a fetish for foxes