Chapter 10
"I GOT A SIGNAL!" Came the cheery voice of Vince McMahon. "We'll be picked up within the hour!"
Every superstar jumped as Vince's over cheery tone caught them off guard. "What the hell dad!" shouted Stephanie. "We're in the middle of a story!"
Vince paused as he saw Kane slightly poised over the fire; a confused McMahon stared on wondering what the hell was happening. The superstars were in sleeping bags and had keen eyes on Kane. "What the hell is going on here?"
"Kane's telling an awesome vampire story… but it's more like 30 days of night… just… not really" explained Randy Orton. "At least I survived!"
"No fair!" muttered John Cena. "Why do I have to be the asshole vampire?"
"Because you're just like one, full of hot air and stink as you let it out!" laughed Triple H.
"No man, I'm sure that's you" snapped back Cena. Everyone began to bicker about the story, demanding Kane why most of them died and why he got to be the hero.
"SHUT IT!" Kane yelled aloud. "My story, my rules" he snapped back to everyone. "So far, none of you have interrupted me since McMahon here came back and broke the mood of it all. So…" Kane sat on the ground and crossed his arms.
"So… so what?" demanded Morrison.
"So… I'm not going to finish my story" Kane replied defiantly, everyone sat wide eyed.
"You… you HAVE to finish it!" protested Edge. "You just have to!"
"Sorry, my mind is made up" Kane replied as he turned to have a conversation with the Deadman, yet… there seemed to be an upset look on his face too.
"I… want to know what happens" he muttered lowly.
Rather stunned that Kane captivated the audience, he decided what the hell? Why let them down? It was time for the twist.
Vince McMahon found himself sitting down for this one as Kane got back to his feet. "Where was I again?" he asked.
"The part where you were about to go into the fire!" called out Snitsky.
"Ah yes, that part." Kane stood closer and closer to the fire as he continued with the story…