Hello everyone! This is the tenth chapter of my fanfiction. To Spiritual-Sister, I respect what you're trying to say, but please keep your reviews related to the fanfiction! I also wanted to say that the next golden ticket winner might be a little bit controversial to some. Please read the footnote after reading the chapter! There's not too much to say here, so please enjoy the fanfiction and don't forget to leave a review! Have fun!
January 26th was a busy day for Charlie's Chocolate Factory. The Oompa-Loompas were working on possible elimination methods for the seven brats and their parents. The Oompa-Loompas made several elimination methods in order to make sure that the seven brats were tested enough to determine whether or not they will become heirs or not. Only five more golden tickets were left in the world, and everyone in the factory was hoping for a good child to find a golden ticket.
Charlie did his usual walk through the factory to determine which rooms the tour will take place in. The Coconut Ice Skating Rink (formerly the Cokernut Ice Skating Rink) was absolutely gorgeous, with a summer feel to the fabulous ice skating rink where the Oompa-Loompas skated around to make the Coconuts even more delicious.
The Square Candies room was a giant, well illuminated maze with every wall made out of Square Candies. The Square Candies looked around with every movement you made, giving an element of uncertainty to the maze. It's worth noting that the maze design changed every day.
The Caramel Craters Room was quite a site to see. There were hot tubs made of caramel, a bungee jump into a crater full of caramel, and a zip-line over the second largest crater.
Charlie then decided to do his morning session of watching the news in hopes of finding a new golden ticket winner. Charlie invited his parents to come along to the Television Room again to see if the eighth golden ticket was found by someone not as bad as the other seven brats. Dakarai then came along hoping to show Charlie some plans he had for eliminating Manuel and Alicia. After watching a few reports of the golden ticket frenzy, a news report stated that the eighth golden ticket has been found in Berlin, Germany. The group was anxious to see what the winner would be like.
The interview was being held in a wealthy looking German styled house. The house had protest slogan posters plastered all throughout the house. The golden ticket winner was an obese female with tan skin who looked around twelve years old. Her relatively short hair that was dyed in a rose color and styled in a bun. She had brown eyes with pink glasses without lenses. The girl was wearing a pink short-sleeved shirt with a woman's gender sign on it along with blue jeans. She was standing next to her overweight mother.
The tan-skinned mother was wearing some jeans and a pink winter coat with a tank top that had a feminist slogan which was too small for her. She also had two female gender symbol tattoos on her arms. The mother had shorter hair than her daughter which was dyed in a crimson color and styled in a bun. She also had pink glasses without lenses as well. Her weight made her look like a bigger version of her daughter.
"What is your name?" the female interviewer asked the enormous girl.
"My name is Clara Seltsam. I'm a gender fluid, transgender, transracial, anti-sexist, anti-racist, anti-body shaming, anti-patriarchy, lesbian, leftist, Muslim, atheist, feminist, social justice warrior!" the girl shouted with pride.
"Very interesting," the interviewer said. "What are your hobbies?"
"I like going on social media to stop opinions I don't agree with from spreading. I find all opposing opinions to be racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and bigoted! I just can't stand anything related to those five concepts! They make me so triggered! I just want to scream my lungs out about how horrid opposing opinions are. I also find white men to be the most disgusting things ever! They are the worst things ever and they all deserve to die! I need an ambulance, I'm so triggered!" Clara said while panting heavily.
"Okay, anything else you want to say?" another interviewer asked. It was worth noting that he was a man with white skin.
"Oh my god! Is that sexual harassment? This disgusting white male just sexually harassed me! Take him out!" Clara demanded as the white interviewer left the room in fear.
Clara was so mad, she decided to go to her room with her golden ticket. The room was labeled, "Safe Space! No Conflicting Opinions or White Men Allowed!"
"This lady needs to calm down," Mrs. Bucket said. "I do believe that racism and sexism are horrible things, but to categorize every opposing opinion with actual bigotry is not okay!"
"She's also a hypocrite," Mr. Bucket said. "She says she's against racism and sexism while escorting a white man out of her house for such a stupid reason! I wonder how much worse she can be."
"While my daughter tries to get herself away from all of the bigotry in the world, allow me to introduce myself," the mother said. "My name is Lena Seltsam. I'm very much like my daughter, so there's not much to go over about myself. I'll have to say that I'm a gender studies graduate and a proud social justice warrior who loves to partake in violent riots with my daughter. I taught her everything she needs to know about social justice. We both love the thrill of breaking the law with a cause. We also make sure that we make every protest we start loud and proud!" Lena said with pride.
"That's interesting to know, where is your husband?" the female interviewer asked.
"Oh, we divorced from each other. Aside from being a putrid white male, I cheated on another man who also left me. I eventually took my daughter with me as my horrible husband left me, but I don't really care about that!"
Clara finally came out of her room with her golden ticket. She went to the dinner table where she snacked on four double cheeseburgers, three boxes of fries, twenty chicken nuggets, two large sodas, and plenty of Wonka Bars to calm her down.
"Hello Clara, we're glad you're back! Can you tell us how you had gotten the golden ticket in the first place?" the interviewer asked.
"Well, to start off with, I'm a proud supporter of the fat acceptance movement. Of course I love to eat Wonka Bars with pride," Clara said while eating her meal. "The only downside was that I was too busy partaking in protests and riots with my mother instead of focusing on finding a golden ticket. Thankfully, during a Wonka Bar giveaway during a protest we attended, we took as many Wonka Bars as we could before going home and striking lucky. We are so glad we've found our golden ticket! If we become heirs to the factory, then I'll make Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory a center for radical feminism, Islamism, safe spaces, fat acceptance, and social justice. In fact, we have brought great success to social justice with our golden ticket victory!" Clara stated with glee.
"I just love my daughter, we are so much alike. We will both become the most important social justice warriors on planet Earth!" Lena bragged.
"Mother, I think it's time to join the protest down the street!" Clara stated as she left her golden ticket on the dinner table.
"You're right! Camera crew, please follow us!"
The camera crew followed the two social justice warriors as they stealthily made their way to the protest. It was very large and full of angry people arguing with each other. It actually wasn't too bad until Lena smashed a window, causing the people at the protest to panic and scream. Clara then stealthily made her way to set fire to a few signs that she didn't agree with, causing the fire to get out of control as Lena lit up some flares. The protest then escalated into a riot with an enormous brawl in the middle of a busy street as Clara and Lena kept protesting while the cameramen fled the scene. The last thing that was seen before the end of the interview were scenes of people jumping on cars while trying not to get run over.
"What a disgusting child! She talks about things I doubt she even understands while engaging in violent protests." Mrs. Bucket said.
"In some cases, she even starts a few violent protests with her mother." Charlie said.
"I also believe that her mother is responsible for Clara's behavior. She seems to have taught her everything she knows. We'll be sure to eliminate Clara's mother when Clara's punishment comes. They are both disgusting people along with the other seven brats and their parents." Dakarai stated.
"There are only four golden tickets left in the world. I hope that at least one decent child finds a golden ticket. I will help Dakarai find some plans on eliminating Clara and Lena while also fitting their demise into the rest of the tour. Mom and dad, you can go back to the Chocolate Room if you want." Charlie said.
"Okay sweetheart, have fun eliminating Clara and Lena!" Mrs. Bucket said.
As Charlie's parents went back to the Chocolate Room, Charlie and Dakarai made arrangements on how to eliminate Clara and her mother during the tour. Afterwards, Charlie and Dakarai went to sleep, hoping to find a new golden ticket winner that was actually decent.
That's the tenth chapter of my fanfiction. I intended Clara and Lena to represent the flaws of being hypocritical, being annoying, and being extreme with opinions. I made Clara and Lena into extremist social justice warriors because a lot of extremist social justice warriors share the same character flaws that Clara and Lena have.
Thank you for reading my fanfiction. Please tell me in the reviews section on what you think of Clara and Lena. I hope you've enjoyed my fanfiction so far! Don't forget to stay tuned for more!
