I do not own Naruto or Hellsing, they are pure awesomeness, they own me.
"Heh…." Sasuke spoke "Can't even defend your bethroned..? What type of man are you, dork?" Sasuke then jumped from the roof on the ground and was immediately jumped and glomped and then later fondled by Sasuke-crazed fan girls!
Naruto could only look upon the pitiful scene with bitter disappointment… Naruto thought to himself "I used to think Sasuke was so cool…." As Naruto was reflecting on Sasuke's lost 'coolness'. Sasuke finally managed to break free of the mob or RATHER pile of lustful fan-girls!
Sasuke then jumped to a low branch but still too high for the fan girls to get to, Sasuke meanwhile… was in a most grievous state, indeed! Shredded clothes! Mangy hair! Bruises all across his fair skin! Raging temper!
That described young Sasuke's daily life most accurately!
"DAMN THOSE GIRLS ALL TO AN ETERNALLY BURNING INFERNO!! THIS IS LIKE THE 50th TIME!!!" Sasuke was screaming when he found that his MOST TREASURED possession was… STOLED!
Naruto then whispered to Hinata to go in the Academy and leave Sasuke to his angst-time. Hinata nodded and slowly inched away with Naruto and then entered the dusty but yet homely Academy.
Naruto and Hinata then walked around and found an instructor that was to help them guide them to their classes.
When asked for their names, Naruto cheerfully replied, "I'm Naruto Hellsing!" The instructor at that pointed started to have panic attacks and then guide the kids to their FIRST-EVER ninja classes! OH THE JOY! The poor instructor still is going to a shrink years later… A shame really, he was such a skilled ninja.
Naruto and Hinata waited for several minutes and was discouraged by the lack of people showing up.
Then all of a sudden! Naruto and Hinata detected a faint but heavy footstep nearing the classroom door.
Then a MASSIVE gloved hand broke through the door and Hinata began to shake… Naruto whispered to Hinata, 'hold me….'… For the man who had broke through the door was clad in a black trench-coat with a obsidian black bandana wrapped around his head and a massive face with slashes across the face… and there was a horrifying sneer pasted on his face! A aura of intolerance seems to radiated from him and he then began to walk to the board and removed his right glove and put his nails on the chalk-board and then FINGER-NAILED THE BLACK-BOARD! The resulting sound was so horrifying that every babies within a 1 mile radius woke up and cried for hours on hours!
As the man turned to a now weeping Naruto and Hinata, he spoke in a gruff voice… "Ninjas don't cry."
Naruto tried to control his crying and successfully did so but Hinata was still scared and had some tears left.
"Who are you…?" Naruto finally got the courage to ask the mysterious man.
"Why… I'm Ibiki Morino... Commanding officer of the ANBU Torture and Interrogation Force… And I'm your sensei for now…" He then grinned a sinister smile that seems to hide plots behind it's face..
Nevertheless to say, Naruto and Hinata was both very afraid, very afraid.
"So… You're our sensei?" Hinata managed to squeak out.
"Yes… Sadly. The Hokage appointed ME to you brats… The nerve of him... Now we start your training.. BUT first let me show you a personal favorite tactics of mine…."
Ibiki then took out a bag of RAMEN out of his trench-coat, Naruto at that point was starting to foam… BUT ALAS! Ibiki tore the bag and poured the ramen on the ground and then… stomped on it and GRINDED it into nothingness.. The scene was so horrifying for Naruto that he began to weep for the ramen then after seeing Ibiki do that barbaric act to a innocent food was sufficient to make him faint..
In short, Naruto had a weak stomach when it came to abuse to ramen…
Such a shame really.
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