HELLO EVERYONE! We are back at Portal Wholock! It felt like forever but I'm finally writing this chapter. Hang on- hang on I have a good reason for not uploading: I was watching Supernatural 'cause I need to know what I'm dealing with here. (Unfortunately I couldn't watch that many episodes because school decided it will be nice to kill me). So back to business, everybody welcome Sam, Dean and Castiel!
Sam: Where the fuck are we?
I don't have the slightest idea, somewhere in America.
Dan: Who the hell are you lot?
Ten: Well that depends, me and (points at Eleven) him, we are the Doctor, that's GLaDOS, Wheatley, Amy, Rory, River, Jack, Molly, Sherlock, John, the Master, Moriarty, Rose and Donna. Did I miss someone?
Me!
Eleven: Oh and that's the author!
Cas: What are you?
Ten: The majority are human except for GLaDOS and Wheatley who are robots and me Eleven and the Master who are Time Lords.
Dan: Ok I can understand robots but what's a Time Lord? It sounds like someone who wants to take over the world.
Ten and Eleven: (points at Master) He does. We don't. Time Lords are an alien species.
Ok guys stop. We need to start this thing.
Sam: Start what?
We're playing Truth or dare.
Sam: Can we play?
That's why I brought you here.
Wheatley can you remember being anything before a core?
Wheatley: No. Althrough ther is a part of my memory which is blocked.
Ten: I can use the sonic screwdriver to unlock it.
*Ten uses the screwdriver*
Wheatley: Wait, wait. There it is. OhmygodIwashumadIwasabloodyhumanIcan'tbeliveitohmy godohmygodohmygod!
Next! GLaDOS, would you rather go without cake and deadly neurotoxin for a month or be locked in a room with a flock of birds for a whole day?
GLaDOS: I would survive whidout cake but the birds will certanly kill me so I'll take the first option.
Next! Doctor! I dare you to climb on monkey bars over a mob of daleks, cybermen, and rabid fangirls.
Eleven and Ten: Whitch Doctor?
Both of you.
Eleven:*Gulp*
Oh and I need you to sighn this.
*The Doctors sighn the paper*
Ten: What was that?
Life insurance.
*The Doctors start climbing. A Dalek nearly shoots Eleven and Ten was grabbed by the fangirls which are pulling him into the pit. Eleven jumps to get Ten and they barely get out alive.*
Eleven: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GALLIFREY ARE THESE PEOPLE!
The most terrifying creatures in the universe, fangirls.
Hey, Sherlock! Here, have a pogo stick!
Sherlock: What am I supposed to do whit this?
I don't know; try jumping whit it on the blue gel. Now, hop-hop bunny.
*Sherlock makes a jump on the gel and it starts bouncing him in random directions*
Eleven: Something wrong Dan?
Dan: My babe is alone at home?
Eleven: ?
Dan: It's my car.
Eleven: Well I've got my own transport so why don't we go and get your car?
Dean: Do you have a truck?
Eleven: I've got something better than a truck. Come.
Sherlock: Don't leave ma here people! Please! Help! Hello! Don't leave me here!
I guess that's it for now. (Can someone tell me if I got Cas, Sam and Dean right? Oh and I'm gonna change the title to Superportalwholock: Truth or Dare)