Pissing Off a Skylark
Chapter 10: Detention
Disclaimer: Will I ever update fast enough? No. Do I own KHR? No.
The final bell of the school day rang, signaling the end of torture for the students of Namimori Middle School. That is, all of the students except for a certain skylark, who knew that his torture was just about to begin in the form of an indigo pineapple.
Joy.
He would never have gone, of course, but something had happened during lunch that was forcing him to be present at the "detention (torture session)."
-Earlier, during lunch-
Hibari made his way up to his favorite spot on the rooftop, eager to spend the period free from the chattering and crowding of the herbivores. And of course, to get away from the pineapple "substitute."
Lying down with his hands tucked underneath his head, he closed his eyes, greatly enjoying the silence and awaiting the arrival of his little friend.
Unfortunately for him, things were never that simple.
"Midori tanabiku namimori no…"
Cracking open one eye, he saw Hibird. Sitting in a cage.
And Rokudo Mukuro was holding that cage.
This could not be good.
"Kufufu, I assumed that you would refuse to attend today's detention, Hibari Kyoya, so I took it upon myself to provide you with a bit of… incentive. Wasn't that kind of me? Kufufufu…" he chuckled like it was the most amusing thing on the earth.
Hibari narrowed his eyes. What, did this pineapple herbivore take him for a weakling? He'd just go over there, bite the illusionist to death, and take back Hibird. End of story.
Just as he was about to leap into tonfa-swinging action, Mukuro spoke as if he had read the prefect's mind.
"Oya oya. You don't want to forcefully take him back, because then I will take him back, teach him new 'songs,' and make him sit outside your window at night and sing. Loudly." he emphasized, a glint in his eyes.
The skylark froze, imagining the scenario that had just been presented to him. His eyes widened a fraction, and he internally cringed at the thought of Mukuro teaching Hibird new "songs" to sing.
… He'd rather go to the stupid detention.
Seeing that his job was done, Mukuro chuckled one last time before disappearing into a swirling indigo mist.
Slowly trudging his way to his detention room of doom, he passed by his second in command.
"Kyo-san! What brings you to this part of the school?" he asked, since his leader usually didn't patrol here until later.
Hibari glared at him and growled out something unintelligible.
"Um, what did you say?" Kusakabe asked apprehensively, sensing that something bad was coming.
"… Detention," came the clear reply.
The long piece of grass that was always lodged in Kusakabe's mouth floated to the ground.
Sliding the door open with a loud slam, Hibari stomped into the classroom.
"Kufufufu, I see you came," came a voice from the front of the room.
The Cloud Guardian's only reply was to scowl and glare fiercely at the illusionist.
"My, my, what an attitude we have!" Mukuro exclaimed in a tone that might remind some of a certain Sun Guardian in a certain Vongola Assassination Squad.
"So, let's see, for today's detention, you simply have to write on the chalkboard. Here, I'll show you some examples."
He turned and started writing on the board in elegant handwriting.
When he finished, he inspected his work, and with a nod, stepped aside to let the skylark see.
I shall not bite people to death
Rokudo Mukuro is the most amazing illusionist ever
I, Hibari Kyoya, am an insignificant, weak herbivore
Pineapples are awesome
… And more.
The prefect felt multiple veins bulge at once. There was no way he was going to write those ridiculous sentences. He shot up out of his chair, ready to leave, when the Mist Guardian spoke.
"Write these sentences, one hundred times each. And do them correctly."
And then he started to whistle a tune that sounded suspiciously like the Namimori school song, reminding the pissed prefect of the situation he was in.
He did not want to write those stupid sentences.
But then again, he didn't want Hibird chuckle like Mukuro outside his window every night, either.
Growling, he picked up the chalk and started writing.
Many, many sentences later, Hibari was finally finished. He threw the chalk with amazing Yamamoto-thrown-baseball force at the smirking illusionist, and quickly exited the room.
Looking at the board, Mukuro inspected the skylark's work.
"…Kufufufu…"
With a yawn, the exhausted prefect climbed into his bed that night, ready for a peaceful sleep.
Just as he was about to fall into a deep slumber, he heard a high pitched "kufufufu" coming from outside his window.
He jumped out of bed and threw open the window.
There, in the tree next to his window, sat Hibird, chuckling away like there was no tomorrow.
And next to his little friend sat Rokudo Mukuro, smirking away.
"Pinapple herbi-"
"You missed a sentence," he said, cutting off the enraged skylark mid-sentence.
With that, he leaped out of the tree and disappeared into the night, leaving Hibird still sitting in the tree.
"Kufufufufufufu…"
New KHR chapter today~ yays.
Anyways…
Phew, I almost forgot to update today! Hehehe, I made it.
Spoiler alert!- Be prepared for snow fights, the Varia, and Christmas! Kufufufu.
Oh, before I forget- to those of you who think Hibari's a little OOC, I think you're right. But if he wasn't, then it'd be impossible for most of these things to happen, don't you think? Sorry, I'll try to make him stay in character as much as I can.
Thanks to everyone who reviewed, favorited, and alerted! Pineapple-scented candles for you all~