CHAPTER 8: BODY SWITCH MODE?!
It was a peaceful day in Magnolia. A peaceful day without Lucy... and Lisanna. Lisanna probably joined another guild. Lisanna apologized last time, surprising, Lisanna was forgiven, but was forced out of the guild, remove her Fairy Tail Mark, and never come back to Fairy Tail ever again. However, one of the Fairy Tail members saw Lisanna roaming around the streets of Magnolia, and they hung out outside of the Fairy Tail Guild. Lisann still felt happy but deeply inside her heart, she wants to kill Lucy very badly.
Lisanna joined Mermaid Heel and decided Fairy Tail to be their rival. Well nothing happened between them these past few days, and things just got quiet ever since then.
Wendy and Romeo were sitting with each other across the table, blushing. Obviously, they were in love with each other. XD
Jellal, who recently came back, joined Fairy Tail entirely and talked to Erza a whole bunch of times. Their talks were pretty long but not tiring because she used to love him, now that he has a "fiance." Erza knew but pretended that he did. Evergreen and Elfman were arguing about... stupid stuff, and none of them blushed. Mirajane secretly spied on them and made sure they were together forever! XD
Happy tried very hard to talk to Carla, since Carla always had no "interest" in him. Happy thought it was very hard to talk to Carla so he tried to talk to her using her interests, which didn't seem to work on her. Carla constantly ignored poor Happy but he never gave up!
Finally... Gray, Natsu, and Juvia. Gray and Natsu fought to their "death" while Juvia, the helpless girl in love, staring at Gray, with a lovely grin on her face, shouting at Gray to do his best, while Gray screamed at Juvia to shut up. It embarrassed him alot.
Then Levy brought in a small bottle one day, showing everyone the bottle...
"Look, Look!" Levy shouted, as she ran into the guild. "What is it, Levy?" Mirajane asked. "It's a bottle! I don't know what it is yet though..."
"Are there contents on the bottle?" Erza asked. Levy shook her head. "Well I can look up the ingredients, I hope!" Levy smiled. "It smells really good also!"
Wendy took the bottle from Levy. " Mm! It does smell good! I love it! It must be perfume or something! It could be shampoo! The bottle isn't even opened yet, but it smells nice!" Wendy gave the bottle back to Levy.
Natsu and Gray were fighting each other to their death. "I WILL WIN THIS TIME, SALAMANDER!" Gray shouted. "ICE CANNON!" Mirajane screamed. "NO CANNONS IN THE GUILD!" Natsu grinned. "ROAR OF THE FIRE DRAGON! ICE MELTS FROM FIRE! AHAHAHAHA!" Natsu laughed evilly, as fire ran past his mouth. "Natsu... it's gross..." Mirajane said.
Natsu pushed Gray into Levy, and her bottle fell out of her hands. Some pinkish, purplish gas faded into the air and some things changed...
"GRAAY! YOU KNOCKED OVER THE BOTTLE! IT'S BROKEN AND THE STUFF IS COMING OUT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" Levy shouted.
"WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT! NATSU PUSHED ME!" Gray shouted. "STUPID STRIPPER! YOU RAN INTO LEVY!" Natsu shouted. Levy began to push Gray.
"Ow! What did you do that for, Erza?!"
"What? I was over here! I sat in a table-WHAT?! Since when did I sit with Mirajane..?!"
"WENDY?! WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING?!"
"EEHH?! I'M NOT STRIPPING! I'm sitting with Romeo! Wait.. why am I not with Romeo...?!"
"HEEEYYY! GRAAAAY! LET'S HURRY UP AND SETTLE THIS FOR ALL! IT'S A LIFE OR DEATH CHOICE!" *slap*
"OWW! What did you do that for! I'm Juvia! I'm not Gray! Although it would be nice if it was true..." Juvia kyaaed.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU NATSU ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
"SHUT UP LAXUS!"
"Droy? Stop making that face!"
"You sound like Carla! I'm Happy!"
"Your Droy! Of course I'm Carla! Wait why do we both have long feet and arms?"
"Why am I... A GUY?!"
"WHY AM I IN ONEE-CHAN'S BODYY!? I'M NOT A WOMAN! I AM A MAN!"
Levy looked confused. "What's happening?!"
"The bottle caused this."
Everyone looked up. It was Master Makarov.
"What?"
"Every one of you switched bodies. The bottle was the cause of this." Wendy was the first to scream. "BUT WHO'S IN MY BODY?!"
The person in Wendy's body almost took off his shirt. "NUUUU!" Wendy (the normal) screamed as she put down her body's shirt.
"Obviously, Gray..." everyone said quietly.
"I'll write down the names of whose body is in which..." Master Makarov said, sighing.
PERSON'S NAME-PERSON IN BODY
Wendy-Gray
Gray-Juvia
Droy-Happy
Jet-Carla
Mirajane-Elfman
Laxus-Gray
Levy- Erza
Romeo-Mirajane
Erza-Levy
Elfman- Natsu
Natsu- Wendy
Carla-Laxus
Juvia-Romeo
Gajeel-Erza
Erza-Gajeel
(Tell me if I missed anyone or made a mistake~~thankss~~Sakura)
(I will continue saying their names, even if they are in different bodies, otherwise, it'll be confusing to everyone...)
Everyone stared at each other. "AHH! I'M IN GRAY-SAMA'S BODYY! I MUST TAKE EXTRA CARE OF HIS BODY!"
Gray shivered. "HEEY! IF WE ARE GONNA SWITCH, DON'T LET JUVIA IN MY BODY!"
Elfman shouted, "MIRAJANE! WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BIG BOOBS?!"
Mirajane shouted in embarrassement, "Elfman!"
Natsu shivered. "Why am I in Elfman's body?! Why did our souls switch...?!"
Makarov shook his head. "Not only you switched bodies, keeping your souls, you do not keep your powers along with you." he said.
The normal body of Natsu's dripped fire. "STOPP!" Natsu shouted. "KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED! I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY FIRE! CLOSE YOUR DANG MOUTH! NO SPITTING OUT MY MAGIC FIREEE!" Wendy, in Natsu's body began to cry. "WAAHHHH I'M SORRY! Natsu, in Elfman's body shouted, "DON'T LET MY BODY CRY!"
Everyone stared at Wendy. "Hey, even though, Wendy is crying in his body, seeing Natsu with these tears actually is pretty cute!" Mirajane said, smiling. (nor the body, her soul)
"WHAAT?! DROY! WHY ARE YOUR PANTS WET?! Happy shouted. Then he realized something. "WAIT! DID YOU PEE!?"
"That's why I wear dark pants..." Droy said. "Especially a jacket on my waist..." Happy felt disgusted, and that.. goes along with everyone except for Erza who looked like she wanted to faint. HURRY UP AND SWITCH BODIES!" Happy screamed.
Makarov shuddered and coughed back to get his voice. "Alright then... now we all know why some are the seats are wet..."
"Lucy can fix this, guys!" Levy shouted. "I mean, we been in the same situation before, right?" Everyone grew silent. "Unfortuantly, she is on a job right now so we really can't call her." Makarov said.
"Anyway! We did manage to get help from you Levy, most of the part. She helped us with the part where only Team Natsu gets switched... and then Lucy and Gray finally switched, leaving them stuck there and the rest of Fairy Tail... well... switched bodies.
"EHHHHH?! LEVY! WE HAVE 30 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL WE STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER!" Wendy screamed. "Don't worry, Wendy! I'll be sure to get everyone back to normal!" Levy shouted, running to get her books and figure out some spells on how to get everyone back to normal."
Laxus screamed. "I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A CAT'S BODY! I FEEL WEAK NOW!" Carla glared at Laxus. "Well then excuse me for being so weak, Laxus!" Carla stepped on Laxus. "Good thing I'm a human this time!" Carla grinned and laughed evilly. "H-Help me..." Laxus stuttered.
Juvia grinned like a stalker. Gray looked worried. "Um... um..." Gray stuttered. "DON'T WORRY GRAY SAMA! I WILL PROTECT THIS BODY! WHY? IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!" Juvia began to strip. Gray stared. "Oh well, it's my body, so I really won't care less."
Juvia took off well the clothes Gray's body wore and turned to a mirror to stare at herself. "OH MY! GRAY! YOU'RE SOO SEXY LOOKING! I SHALL STRIP ENTIRELY NOW SO GRAY WILL BE ABLE TO SEE HIS BODY!"
Gray blushed, "NOO!" Juvia had already did and everyone dropped down dead. "JUVIA!" Levy shouted. "PUT GRAY'S CLOTHES BACK UP! I DON'T MIND IF YOU LEAVE YOUR SHIRT OFF BUT THE UNDERWEAR AND HIS PANTS ARE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!"
Kids reading this! I suggest you stop reading LOL. ( ` ▽ ` ) jkjk just continue reading. Just don't imagine it. XD
Gajeel glared. "WHY AM I IN ERZA'S BODY OUT OF ALL?! It'll be nice though to be change armors and stuff!
Erza shook her head. "Switch my armor, you'll regret it. Why do you have such a weird hairstyle anyway?! Your muscles are huge too!" Then Erza heard her stomach rumble. "I'm hungry!" Gajeel went out for a bit and when he got back, he had a 10 foot long of metal and laid it on her table. Erza stared at it. "You expect me to eat this...?" Erza said slowly, feeling disgusted.
"Yes! What else!?" Gajeel said. "You're a dragon slayer for now so you should eat this..." Gajeel glared back, Erza did the same, looked at the metal, tore it into pieces, and ate it. Erza coughed and coughed. "HOW THE HECK DID YOU MANAGE TO EAT THIS JUNK?!" Erza shouted. Gajeel shouted back, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! IT'S EASY FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS BORN A DRAGON SLAYER!" Erza thought about it. "Good point." Gajeel nodded and tried to change his armor. "HEYY! DON'T YOU EVEN DARE SWITCH MY ARMOR OR YOU WILL BE VISITING YOUR GRAVE SOON!" Gajeel switched it and...
It was a swimsuit.
Everyone else fainted. What a surprise.
"What?! I wanted the schoolgirl uniform! Not an attractice swimsuit to lure guys in..." Gajeel sighed.
Erza blushed in embarrassment. "GET THAT SWIMSUIT OFF MY BODY! SWITCH BACK TO MY ARMOR! Erza screamed. She blushed as red as flames.
Gajeel sighed and switched, instead, he turned naked.
Everyone was just up and fainted again. "What... are we even... looking at..." the fainted guild said in sync.
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?! MY BODY IS NAKED! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE MY MAGIC?!" Erza shouted in embarrassment. Erza tried to look away but she had a nosebleed. Stupid Erza... blushing in front of your own body?!
Gajeel finally turned into Erza's normal armor, Erza and Gajeel sighing. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MESS, GAJEEL! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! EVERYONE FAINTED AND HAD A NOSEBLEED BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS TRIES ON TRYING TO GET MY ARMOR!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Gajeel said.
"Levy! Please hurry up! We might not have enough time! AND BEFORE GAJEEL TAKES OVER MY BODY AND LURE GUYS IN WITH THE SWIMSUIT!"
Levy nodded. "I will! I will!" Levy put on her reading glasses and read books. Juvia had only her underwear on (gray's) and Erza just calmed down, sighed, and slept on the table.
Levy sighed.
Everyone else continued to argue about their current bodies and the bodies they are in. They all felt worried.
Makarov really didn't know this but he kept track of the time.
"We have 20 minutes left, guys!" Makarov shouted. It was everyone's turn the shout. "LEVYY!"
Now it was Levy's turn to shout. "SHUTTTT UPPPP EVERYONE! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE IF YOU GUYS ARE SCREAMING! IF YOU RUSH ME, I'LL MAKE A MISTAKE!"
Everyone grew silent. "You're right. Peace makes everything work." Carla said. "Levy, ganbatte!" Mirajane said, smiling. Levy smiled, nodded, licked her lips and yelled, "OKAY! LET'S DO THIS!"
"13 MINUTES LEFT!" Makarov screamed out. The peaceful, sleepy guild suddenly woke up and screamed. When Levy glared at them, they grew silent. They knew Levy needed peace in order to work this out.
Everyone sighed. Natsu couldn't take it anymore. "So, again. We're considered the world's weakest teams now... right Erza, Stripper, Happy, Wendy, Carla?" Natsu sighed.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, SALAMANDER?!" Gray shouted.
"WELL YOU DO STRIP SO DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!" Natsu shouted. They both glared at each other and Erza went into the scene to cut them off. "Let Levy work!" Erza shouted. "I'm sorry..." Natsu and Gray muttered under their breath, crying in tears for help.
"9 MINUTES LEFT!" Makarov's voice began to sound louder but he would cough every time. ( ` ▽ ` )
Everyone immediately started shouting and screaming. Levy tried to ignore them and continued on. "Levy, don't push yourself..." Wendy said. Levy shook her head. "I just want everyone to be back to normal! It's okay if I keep pushing myself. As long you guys are back to normal!" Levy smiled.
Erza smiled. Gray just stood there worried. "i CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Gray started to take off his shirt, all the guys being amazed and happy but Wendy ran up to him and screamed, "NUUUUU!" Wendy put down her body's shirt and shouted, "NEVER MIND ERZA. DON'T MIND WHAT I SAID! HURRY OTHERWISE GRAY WILL TAKE OVER!" Wendy shouted. "GRAY! DON'T STRIP... IN MY BODY!" Wendy shouted.
Natsu, like Gray, couldn't take it anymore too. He used Elfman's magic and took over a monster and ran around.
"Natsu! You're going to destroy the building!" Mirajane shouted.
Natsu shook his head. "I don't care! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
"5 MORE MINUTES!" Makarov shouted, ringing a bell that came out from nowhere.
Roy and Droy slapped Makarov in the head. "You're actually enjoying this, right?" they asked him quietly.
"Yes! It's so funny how people are in different bodies! It's so funny of how they react but I'm also worried about the strongest team in Team Natsu and their powers and abilities." Makarov glared at the screaming Natsu. "SHUT UP AND CALM DOWN, FREAK!" Makarov screamed, beating up Natsu.
"Natsu has been defeated!" Jet and Droy shouted, giving Natsu a surrender flag. "I think you are the one who is enjoying this..." Gray said. Erza and Wendy shook their head. "Levy..."
"3 MORE MINUTES!" Makarov shouted.
Levy got up from her chair and shouted happily, "I GOT IT!" Everyone was silent for a few seconds and screamed happily and some cried of happiness. "YES!" Juvia shouted happily, hug attacking him. "YES! HURRY BEFORE THIS HAPPENS!" Gray shouted.
"I hate to say this but we're down to 3 minutes now, guys..." Makarov said. Everyone screamed in horror shouted to Levy.
"Okay! Okay! Shut up and I'll do it! Natsu hold hands with Elfman!" Natsu and Elfman blushed. "WE ARE NEVER GOING TO DATE EACH OTHER! WE ARE NOT GAY!" they both screamed, in sync.
"It'll get Natsu's soul to his and unfortunately this will take very long..." Everyone screamed and Levy told them the directions. She cited out the spell every time the soul gets into the body.
"TWO MINUTE!" Makarov shouted, drinking 3 barrels. Cana looked surprised. "HEY! THAT'S MY ALCOHOL! DRINK MORE AND YOU'LL END UP IN A GRAVE WITHIN A FEW SECONDS!" Cana glared at him for the last time and headed to the switched souls and tried to get back into her body.
Not everyone was in their original bodies. Natsu, Erza, Happy, Wendy. Carla, Gray, and Happy were the only ones in switched bodies.
"YOU HAVE A MINUTE LEFT TO GET EVERYTHING ELSE DONE!" Makarov shouted, and Droy smacked him in the head. "IT'S NOT AN ENJOYABLE PERFORMANCE!" Droy shouted. Makarov smiled and chuckled. He licked his lips and looked at him. "Ya think?"
"Okay... I hate to say this but it is a little funny!" Droy laughed, having Jet laugh so hard too, Levy telling them to shut the heck up.
"You have like 40 seconds left..." Makarov said, laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.
Everyone began yelling and screaming that they could do it, while Levy chanted spells to bring them back to normal.
"20 seconds..." everyone screamed and yelled. Wendy and Gray were back to normal. Natsu, Carla and Happy were the only ones now. "Just switch with me, he-cat and then do it with Natsu." Carla said, firmly.
"A-Aye Sir..." Happy said. "HAPPY! YOU WASTED OUR PRECIOUS 10 SECONDS!" Natsu shouted.
"AHHH! GOMEN GOMEN, NATSU!"
"10 Seconds!" everyone cheered, which seemed to make it worse because Natsu had it and he wanted to beat someone up so badly.
"5 SECONDS!" everyone was worried. "Yay, I'm back to normal." Carla said, unsurprisingly.
Natsu and Happy touched hands and Levy chanted the final spell.
"0 Seconds..." Makarov said. The moment the 30 minutes were over, someone opened the door. Sting and Rouge were there.
"Yo, I heard there was a body switch. That causes you to become the weakest guild on Magnolia." Sting said, chuckling and grinning evilly.
"Well it's all over now," Mirajane said, glaring at Sting.
"What purpose do we have here, Sting?" Rouge whispered to Sting.
"Well nothing much, but they smell like trash! I just want to get rid of them." Sting said, licking his lips.
Sting made the first move. He kicked Natsu in the stomach. "Natsu!" Wendy shouted. Erza looked angry. "Don't hurt our comrade!" Erza shouted, changing her armor and fighting Sting. "Relax, princess! We're just here to beat up a few people ,since we're bored! Let us overcome our boredom!" Sting laughed and kicked some tables.
"Really, Sting. This is childish. We should go home. Lucy is waiting for us..." Rouge said. Sting looked surprised. "Oh wait, Lucy doesn't want us there, you know she-"
"Yes. I'm not stupid. I just wanted to say we should visit her." Sting said.
Rouge hesitated and nodded. "Okay, we hurt enough of your comrades, that'll overtake my boredom." Sting laughed and laughed as he walked out. "What is up with them?!" Erza complained, as she cleaned up the place.
"Is there something wrong with Lucy?" Wendy asked. A certain word caused Natsu to stop moving and continue to listen.
"Want me to check on her?" Natsu asked. "I have no other plans yet so I guess I can go. Happy you coming?"
Happy nodded. "Aye, sir!"
Well that's pretty much it!
Sorry for such a late chapter.
This chapter was really confusing... -_-"
I mean the body switch. I don't even know if I'm doing it right... -/-
ANYWAY. I hoped you enjoy this chappterrrrrXDXD Ja~Ne! Bai Bai!
~~Sakura