A/N okay everybody we are soon going to be finishing up episode one, this one I actually had fun writing, that is once the song came to mind.

chapter base song: Baba O'riley otherwise known as Teenage Wasteland. rewrote to Auton wasteland

disclaimer: I still haven't gotten the rights for Doctor Who, and I don't own the music that inspired the song, now the lyrics, I created some of


Doctor: I lost the signal, I got so close.

Rose: We've moved. Does it fly?

Doctor: Disappears there and reappears here. You wouldn't understand.

Rose: If we're somewhere else, what about that headless thing? It's still on the loose.

Doctor: It melted with the head. Are you going to witter on all night?

Rose: I'll have to tell his mother. Mickey. I'll have to tell his mother he's dead, and you

just went and forgot him, again! You were right, you are alien.

Doctor: Look, if I did forget some kid called Mickey

Rose: Yeah, he's not a kid.

Doctor: It's because I'm trying to save the life of every stupid ape blundering on top of

this planet, all right?

Rose: All right.

Doctor: Yes, it is!

Rose: If you are an alien, how comes you sound like you're from the North?

Doctor: Lots of planets have a north.

Rose: What's a police public call box?

Doctor: It's a telephone box from the 1950s. It's a disguise.

Rose: Okay. And this, this living plastic. What's it got against us?

Doctor: Nothing. It loves you. You've got such a good planet. Lots of smoke and oil,

plenty of toxins and dioxins in the air, perfect. Just what the Nestene Consciousness

needs. It's food stock was destroyed in the war, all its protein plants rotted, so Earth,

dinner!

(music strikes up and the Doctor holds his hands out to encompass the whole of London)

Doctor: out here in the Thames
they fight for their meals
they transmit to become living

they don't need to fight
they think they're right
they don't want to be forgiven

(Rose looks at the Doctor looking scared he comes toward her slowly holding out a hand)

Doctor: Don't cry
don't raise your eye
it's only auton wasteland

Rose, take my hand(The Doctor grabs Rose's hand)
we'll travel south cross the Thames
turn off transmitions
and don't look past my shoulder

the exodus is here
the happy ones are near
let's work together
before we get pulled toward a

auton wasteland
it's only auton wasteland
auton wasteland, oh yeah
auton wasteland
they're all wasted

(the music fades and Rose eyes the Doctor oddly)

Rose: Any way of stopping it?

(The Doctor holds up a tube of blue liquid.)

Doctor: Anti-plastic.

Rose: Anti-plastic.

Doctor: Anti-plastic. But first I've got to find it. How can you hide something that big in

a city this small?

Rose: Hold on. Hide what?

Doctor: The transmitter. The Consciousness is controlling every single piece of plastic,

so it needs a transmitter to boost the signal.

Rose: What's it look like?

Doctor: Like a transmitter. Round and massive, slap bang in the middle of London.
A huge circular metal structure like a dish, like a wheel.

(Rose is looking at the Eye of London behind them)

Doctor: Radial. Close to where we're standing. Must be completely invisible. What?

What?

(The Doctor turns and looks at what Rose is staring at but the doesn't see it.)

Doctor: What? What is it? What?

(He finally catches on to what Rose is looking at. It's the London Eye.)

Doctor: Oh. Fantastic!

Doctor: Think of it, plastic all over the world, every artificial thing waiting to come

alive. The shop window dummies, the phones, the wires, the cables

Rose: The breast implants.

Doctor: Still, we've found the transmitter. The Consciousness must be somewhere

underneath.

Rose: What about down here?

(Rose looks down and sees a large manhole entrance at the bottom of some steps.)

Doctor: Looks good to me.

(the Doctor opens up the hatch. There is red light inside.)


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