Morty showed Fendrel around his world; from the wonders of the internet to how a urinal works.

One day, Morty was teaching Fendrel how to play Chinese Checkers.

"So, it's called 'Chinese Checkers' even though it was invented in Germany?" asked Fendrel.

"Yeah, apparently they changed the name from Sternhalma to Chinese Checkers in order to sell the game in the United States after World War I. That's what Rick told me anyways." said Morty.

Fendrel sighed.

"W-what's wrong?" asked Morty.

"I don't know. I'm a little bored to be honest." said Fendrel, "Don't get me wrong; it's amazing the kinds of innovations your world has, like Penicillin and your mom has been talking to me about finding a doctor that would help me with my blindness, but other than that, it's just not as exciting as the world I'm from. I guess you could say I'm a little homesick."

"Well, you know, you can always go back home." said Morty.

"To what?" asked Fendrel, "As if I wasn't already an orphan; Dame Ione abandoned me."

"Well, you DID say you were homesick. It wouldn't hurt to go back just for a little while."

"...I guess you're right."

Morty helped lead Fendrel to the garage where Rick was working.

"Hey Rick, Fendrel says he's homesick. Would it be okay to visit his dimension for a bit?" asked Morty.

"You wanna go back there already?" asked Rick, "Don't you wanna show him how a fidget spinner works or has that fad already passed?"

"It's already passed." said Morty.

"Okay." sighed Rick, "I do still need those crystals anyways."

Rick shot at the wall with his portal gun and lead Morty and Fendrel through it. They ended up in the castle where they were first thrown in the dungeon after trying to harvest the magic crystals.

"Damnit, I put in the wrong coordinates." said Rick.

Morty looked around, noticing strange banners on the walls.

"Huh. I don't remember seeing those banners before we got here."

Suddenly, the guards came in back of them and grabbed all three.

They were then taken to the throne room where, at the throne, sat Dame Ione.

"Wait, YOU'RE ruler of this kingdom?!" said Morty.

"Yes." said Dame Ione, "After your grandfather provided us technology from his raygun, I, along with some of the guards, staged a coup against the king. Now I rule this land."

"Dame Ione, how could you?" said Fendrel.

"It was quite easy actually." said Dame Ione.

"Oh great. So now you're gonna throw us in the dungeon a third time? I am NOT in the mood for that right now." said Rick.

"No." said Queen Ione, "You will all be put to death via shooting squad."

"WHAT?! NO!" said Morty.

"WAIT!" said one of the guards holding Fendrel, "This blind boy bares a mark on his right arm; just like the king."

"Of course." said another guard, "The king must've lay with one of the peasant women prima noctis."

"Wait, what are they talking about?" asked Morty.

"It means, my boy, that your friend is king."

"So he's the chosen one?" said Rick, "Can this narrative get any more cliche?"

Queen Ione stood worried. She held up her raygun, ready to shoot.

"Stay back! All of you!"

"What should we do with the false queen, your majesty?" asked the guard to Fendrel.

Fendrel, who was still shocked from hearing he was king, thought for a moment.

"...Banish her."

"But your highness, that would be mercy!"

"I SAID BANISH HER!"

"...Yes your majesty."

The guards ganged up on Queen Ione and dragged her out as she was kicking and screaming.

"Huh. So you're king." said Morty to Fendrel, "That's neat."

"Yeah."

Fendrel then planted a kiss on Morty.

"Oh, no. I-I'm straight." said Morty.

"Oh." said Fendrel, "You're just so sensitive, I thought-"

"Yeah, no." said Morty, "Maybe there's a gay Morty out there or maybe even a Morticia if you're bi."

"...So I guess this means I have royal duties to attend to." said Fendrel.

"Yeah." said Morty.

Rick then came up to Fendrel.

"So does that mean-"

"Yes, it's still illegal to harvest magic crystals without a permit."

"Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be such a buzzkill? Come on, Morty. Lets find some other dimension to steal things from."

Rick shot the portal gun in the wall and dragged Morty with him.