I don't own Kuroshitsuji. But I do own Black Butler. Just kidding, they're the same thing. And they're not mine. I do own Eva though... yeah.

I jumped awake when I heard the front door slam open and was met with the rest of the household, all wearing expressions that were just as worried and curious as mine. I rushed down the stairs to find Ciel and Sebastian. But… they looked awful. Both of their clothes were tattered, their faces dirtied, and Sebastian lost a glove.

"Woah. You guys look like hell." Bardroy commented.

"Trust me. I know what hell looks like and it's far from this. However I am aware of the fact that my master and I are a bit less than cleanly." Sebastian said, shutting the door behind Ciel and taking what was left of his coat and hat.

"What happened?" The Mey-Rin asked.

"In short, our carriage was trashed due to our idiot driver. And we had to make our way back here on foot. However we ran into a bit of trouble on the way. So Sebastian had to take care of it." Ciel curtly answered.

"I see…" They both said.

"Sebastian, go prepare me a bath." Ciel ordered.

"Yes, My Lord." Sebastian said. After he stood from his bow he left to carry out the order given to him. Ciel went upstairs. To his bedroom I suppose.

Oh no… I thought.

"SEBASTIAN!" The entire mansion shook with the boy's loud and shrill scream.

"Um… If anyone asks… I'll be… not here." I said, slowly backing away from the rest of the servants in search of a place to hide.

Sebastian's POV

"Yes, Young Master? What is the trouble?" I asked.

"What is the trouble?" He repeated, furious. "Can you not see this?!" He shouted, gesturing wildly to his bed.

"Ah. I see the problem. It seems Eva-"

"Has lost her damn mind! How the bloody hell am I supposed to sleep here now?!"

I sighed. "It will not take that long to clean, Master. I promise."

"It had better not! And is my bath ready?"

"Yes. I'll be there in a moment."

Ciel stomped past me as I began to strip the bed.

Eva's POV

"You'll be there in a moment? So you do wash him?" I asked from the doorway. Wondering if I should enter the room or not.

"That's none of your concern, Eva." He stifled a laugh. "But look at what you did. The young master is not pleased." He lightly scolded me.

"I know. I'm sorry. I thought it would be funny. He's always so amusing when he's upset."

He walked over to me and kneeled. "Yes. It normally is quite an amusing sight." He ruffled the fur on my head. "But still. You must be punished. You know you're never supposed to be in here." His voice was much sterner when he said this. I flinched at his tone. How was he able to change his voice from endearing to harsh so quickly? It scared me just a bit.

So… This is my punishment. I thought, staring down at my bowl. Dry cat food…

"Sebastian, do I have to eat this?"

"Well, I suppose not. But I'm not giving you anything else. So I assume you'd starve. I must admit, I'd be devastated if that happened." Sebastian said, leaving me in the kitchen with that. I don't even know what this is!

Hesitantly, I tried some of the "food" in my bowl. That didn't go well. It tasted like flavored rocks.

You don't want to know how I know what that tastes like.

A/N: ReViEw! Please! ~xoxo~