Lincoln, Clyde and Lily landed in Jimmy's universe on the floor, groaning in pain, and of course, they were all in 3D.
"Lincoln!" Jimmy said. "Are you alright?!"
"Wait!" Sheen said, running with a bat in his hand. "How do we know that's Lincoln?!"
"Sheen, who else would it be?" Carl asked.
"What if he's an evil clone sent to the lab as a spy?!" Sheen asked. "Or what if the original Lincoln was destroyed, and an evil replica was created from the teleporter?!"
"Here we go with your bizarre theories, Estevez!" Jimmy replied.
Lincoln got up and tried to talk to Jimmy, but all that came out of his mouth was "BLEHWUUAIUBJSJAOXJKKAK…"
"I KNEW IT!" Sheen said. "BE GONE WITCH!" Sheen slapped Lincoln, which turned his voice back to normal. "I think I needed that!" Lincoln said.
"Oh, it really is Abe!" Sheen said.
"Hello again, Lincoln!" Carl said.
Clyde got up, looking around him. "Where am I?" He then freaked out at the 3D animated boys. "Who are you guys?!"
"Unless HE'S the spy!" Sheen said, about to swing his bat.
"No, you moron!" Lincoln responded. "He's just my friend!"
"That's what they all say!" Sheen responded.
"Wait, Lincoln. You know these guys?" Clyde asked.
"Yes, but we don't know you!" Sheen responded, giving Clyde the evil eye.
"Lay off of him, Sheen!" Lincoln said. "He is not a spy!"
"Think about betraying us, and I'll be your worst nightmare!" Sheen said, as he tried sliding down, but then he fell to the ground. "I'm okay!"
"You have to forgive him, he's a little cuckoo." Lincoln told Clyde.
"I take offense!" Sheen said on the floor, raising his finger up. "But not really."
"Fascinating. Now can you do me a favor, and TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Clyde asked.
"Should I tell him?" Lincoln asked Jimmy.
"He's already here, so what else is there left to cover?" Jimmy asked.
So Lincoln explained everything that happened on the last adventure: how he ran away from home to catch a ghost, only to be caught by a misery-eating phantom and her sidekick, how he sneaked off with the heroes, how they got kidnapped by the aliens who tried to kidnap them, and how he blew up their prison, how he helped them fight off their four arch-enemies, plus what their plan was. Finally, he told him about the Guys in White. Meanwhile, Carl saw Lily, and had fun with her, much to Sheen's dismay.
"Aw, look at the cute little baby!" Carl said, holding Lily and tickling a finger at her tummy. "Yes you are! Yes you are!"
"Hey! I thought we had an agreement: no more babies!" Sheen said.
"We never agreed on that." Carl responded.
"Sure we did! We even signed a treaty!" Sheen pulled out paper, and handed it to Carl.
"Um, this is just a bunch of coupons for baby powder." Carl said, as Sheen snatched it back from him. "I um…I don't know how they got in my pocket!" he bluffed.
"Hey, I use powder…"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT IN!"
Of course, Clyde easily believed Lincoln, because of the current situation they were both in, and was easily astonished, until the last part.
"So let me get this straight. You joined these guys to save the world from four guys and ghosts, and the reason why me, or anyone in Royal Woods doesn't know about this, is because a bunch of guys in white suits threatened to wipe your memories, and that's why you or your entire family never told me?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
Clyde didn't have a response for a moment. "That makes absolutely no sense! So this entire time, you didn't tell me you had the coolest adventure of all time, because a bunch of agents threatened you?! And for that matter, how does nobody know about these things?! I refuse to believe the government of ours can cover up something as huge as ghosts or aliens, especially when they are always invading these cities!"
"What if people do know about the aliens and the ghosts?" Carl said. "But they just don't care?"
"Then why go through all that trouble covering it up?!"
"Let's not think too hard about this, Clyde!" Lincoln responded.
"Not think too hard about this?! How can't I?! I can't just believe that one government can cover up supernatural things that happen daily!
"Look, let's drop this and just say the government is stupid, everyone is ignorant and these guys in White are crazy!" Jimmy said.
"I blame the writer!" Sheen said.
"But wait, there's also one thing: from what it sounds, all of this sounds like you're the reason for all of this!"
"What?! Why are you blaming me for this?! I didn't make those roaches come down here!"
"No, but you just had to blow up that dumb ship!"
"Look, I had to! I wasn't going to let those Clusters take off with other people!"
"But look at the damage! Your sisters are kidnapped to lord knows where, and I don't even know if my fathers are safe!"
"Come on, let's not start this right now!" Jimmy said, while Lily saw the two friends arguing, and started to tear up.
"I had zero control over this!" Lincoln responded. "How was I supposed to know they were going to come back?!"
"Well, you did it again, Mr. Man with a Plan! You screwed up, like you always do!" Clyde covered his mouth. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I mean, I kinda did, but I don't, though I really do!
"Alright, that is enough!" Jimmy snapped. Meanwhile, Lily was crying in the back, while Carl lifted him up. "Look at what you guys did! You made the baby cry!" Carl said. "It's okay, baby! The cranky boys won't hurt you!"
"Oh spare me the sob story!" Sheen said.
"Look, we're not going to obliterate any friendships! Clyde, your friend might have dragged you into trouble, but you're completely forgetting that he just saved you, and that baby…
"My sister."
"One of his sisters! As he just explained, he had no control over the Cluster's arrival, though he is a criminal to them now, but so are we!"
"Plus, if it wasn't for him!" Carl said. "We'd not only be slaves to those bugs, those evil guys would've ruled the world and every other universe!"
"Look, his actions may have had consequences…and some really bad ones at that, but he still had a good intent, and that intent was what saved our lives! So if you're going to project your anger at someone, it shouldn't be him!"
Clyde then breathed. "You know, you're right. Lincoln, I'm really sorry for snapping at you. I'm just too confused, terrified and drained right now! I'm being hunted by aliens with you, my fathers are still out there, and the love of my life is somewhere out there in space! I don't know what to believe, or who can I even trust!"
"Clyde, you can trust us." Lincoln responded. "We're the heroes here."
"Yeah. Also, I hate to break the news, but our founding fathers are beyond dead right now!" Sheen said.
"He meant HIS two fathers!" Lincoln said.
"Oh." Sheen said. "HEY WAIT A MINUTE! How come I never had a second father?! Oh wait, I do!" Sheen pulled out his Ultra-Lord action figure, and started hugging it. Even Goddard put his metal paw to his shaking head for that. Clyde twitched his eye on that.
"Are you actually friends with him?" Clyde asked Jimmy.
"I debate about it more often than you ever will." Jimmy responded. "But anyways, the name's Jimmy Neutron, and I'm the greatest boy genius this universe has!"
"And the most dangerous one.." Carl said, as Jimmy gave him an annoyed look. "What?! By the way, I'm Carl!"
"And I'm James Cameron!" Sheen said. "I'm a janitor who's also a genius at my college!"
"Sheen, why are you lying to…" Sheen covered Carl's mouth. "Quiet Carl! It's my alias! I can't trust the might be spy!"
"Um, I can hear you guys." Clyde said.
"HE'S DISCOVERED OUR PLAN! RETREAT!" Sheen jumped in the air, landing through a table. "Forgive me! I did it for the world!" Carl gave the cuckoo sign on the right of his own head to Clyde.
"Anyways, Jimmy, you have to help me! Those Clusters have all of my sisters!" Lily gave an annoyed cough, while her arms were crossed. "Almost all of my sisters!"
"Oh no! Jimmy was right!" Carl said. "We are in danger again!"
"Yeah, thanks for jinxing us, Jimmy!" Sheen said.
"I sensed those Clusters were coming back!" Jimmy said. "Don't worry, Lincoln. I'll devise a crew so that we can defeat them, and save your sisters! But we're going to need help from…"
POOF!
Inside the lab, poofed Timmy and his three fairies, who were out of breath.
"Turner? What are you doing here?" Jimmy asked.
"Timmy, don't tell me the Clusters are after you too!" Lincoln said.
"Clusters?" Timmy asked. "How about something worse!"
Back in Dimmsdale, Timmy's room door was barricaded with boards nailed to it. Francis kept bursting in, and finally, he broke the entire door down. However, standing in his place, was a Timmy doll.
"At least I can beat him now!" Francis started punching the doll, as foam started coming out of it, along with its' button eyes.
"Say, are those…fairies on top of you?" Clyde asked Timmy, as Cosmo and Wanda shrieked.
"What? Fairies? No!" Timmy quickly denied.
"Oh silly, Clyde! They are just one of those hologram thingies! There's no such thing as fairies!" Lincoln responded.
"Oh, I see!" Clyde said. "You can't reveal them to anybody, can you? Don't worry, I won't tell!" His nose started bleeding, and his eye started twitching. "No one will believe me anyways!"
"Anyways, Clyde, this is Timmy." Lincoln said.
"And I'm James Cameron!" Cosmo said.
"Hey! That's my alias!" Sheen responded. Wanda pushed Cosmo out of the way. "We're Timmy's...floating friends! I'm Wanda, and that's my idiot husband, Cosmo, and this is my baby godchild, Poof!"
At that moment, Poof spotted Lily, and giggled at her. Of course, Lily giggled back, as they started laughing towards each other.
"Poo-poo!"
"Poof Poof!"
They kept making "Goo-goo" sounds at each other, and then Poof used his rattle, to turn Lily's head into a toy block. Lily quickly laughed at that.
"Ah, he's already made friends with your sister!" Wanda told Lincoln.
Then, Goddard came walking towards Lily, and licked her.
"Say, I never noticed how cool this place is!" Clyde said, looking all over the lab.
"You should really see some of Neutron's cool inventions!" Timmy said.
"No, thank you." Clyde said. "I know the courtesy to not touch somebody's belongings without permission, especially in a science lab!"
"Finally!" Jimmy said. "Someone who actually has the decency!"
"Oh come on, Clyde!" Lincoln said. "This place has the coolest gadgets you'll ever see!"
"No! Don't give him anything! He's just going to…" Sheen said, but then Lincoln cut him off.
"Dude, could you stop with the whole spy gimmick?!" Lincoln asked.
Sheen was about to yell, but then. "Okey dokey! Welcome to the team!" He shook Clyde's hand, as he ran off, and hid behind a shelf, still staring at Clyde. Clyde was somewhat disturbed by this.
"I'm guessing he's one of Neutron's creations?" Clyde asked Lincoln. "Say, what's that in Lily's mouth?"
Lily now had the cheese ray in her mouth. "NO LILY! PUT THAT DOWN!" Lincoln snagged the ray from her, as it shot and hit Wanda. "Aw! I wanted to be cheese!" Cosmo said. "Aw well, more for me!" Cosmo quickly bit Wanda's hair, as she yelled "YEOW!" "Ah, I can taste your mozzarella flavored brain!"
Jimmy handed Lily to Lincoln. "Your responsibility! I am not baby-proofing my lab!" Jimmy said.
"Say Lincoln, why are you here anyways?" Timmy asked.
"Oh no, that reminds me!" Jimmy said. "The Clusters! We have to track down XJ9 right now!"
"XJ9? You guys got a robot or something?" Clyde asked.
"Actually, yes we do!" Lincoln said.
"For real?!" Clyde happily said.
"Yes, and she's the coolest robot we've ever met!" Goddard groaned at this. "But you're cool too!"
"Seriously, why didn't you tell me about this sooner?!" Clyde asked Lincoln. "This is the coolest team of heroes any kid could have!"
"Don't get too excited, boys!" Jimmy said. "Because if my calculations are correct, those Clusters might be planning something big. Besides, your sisters are still in big trouble."
"Your sisters!" Clyde said. "That's right! Lincoln, we have to save them from those aliens!"
"We will, Clyde." Lincoln responded. "They have to be out there somewhere." Lily crawled towards Lincoln, and started to slowly have puppy eyes. "At least I have one of them by my side."
"I promise you, Loud." Jimmy told Lincoln. "No matter how long it takes, we will find your sisters. But for now, we have another friend to find."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Don't worry. You won't be seeing a lot of these anymore for this story...
EDIT: The story will continue May 1st. I think I need a break.
EDIT 2: And a quick shout-out to PKSmashbros. He's pitched in with a lot of this story, including most of the Zim storyline, and some jokes, plus the creator of the thumbnails.