Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: When I own DNAngel, I'll be sure to tell you, and you'll definitely notice an increase in the number of SatoDai hints in the anime and manga. And there will be lots more DarkRiku. But, alas, I do not. Damn.
Warnings: Implied bad language. But, hey! That's Dark for you!
Author's Note: Wow! 10th chapter already? XD This is the longest fic I've ever written. Haha. Enjoy... this is in Wiz's point of view.

Ten: A Story That is Not About Strawberries

He hopped around joyfully, uncaring about anything in the world save for the fact that he had strawberries. Yes, it was a happy, happy time for Wiz.

Daisuke, however, had other things in mind, completely overlooking the fact that everything must be right with the world if strawberries were present. Sometimes Wiz just did not understand how humans could ignore such a sweet, joyful thing, and instead worry about countless other things. Well, at least I, thought the lesser demon, at least I know the true purpose of life. Perhaps the humans he lived with would figure it out someday as well.

"Dark," said the red haired boy sitting on the couch next to Wiz, staring into a mirror so that he could speak with Wiz's master that resided inside of him. Dark does not know about the wonder of the delicious fruits either, Wiz realized. Next time they went out, he would have to show Dark how wonderful they were.

"Hmm?" Dark looked out at Daisuke from the mirror, rubbing his sleepy eyes. "What is it?"

"Hiwatari-kun was acting funny today," Daisuke said, frowning.

"Daisuke, face it. The kid is funny looking."

"DARK!"

Wiz cringed. The Niwa boy was so loud sometimes. "Kyu," he said, which would translate to "Please be quiet, can't you see I'm trying to enjoy strawberries" if one cared enough to translate it. Daisuke ignored him.

"Really, Dark, I think something's wrong," said Daisuke, obviously concerned. Wiz shook his head. Sometimes the young boy was so naive. Of course there was something wrong. Wiz knew enough about the Hikari clan to understand about the boy's relationship with the Niwa and Krad. He turned back to his strawberries, ears perked to listen to the conversation.

"Well, maybe he just needs a hug," said Dark shrugging. Wiz almost choked on a strawberry.

Daisuke rolled his eyes. "No, I don't think so."

Dark thought for a moment. "Maybe he needs a kiss," said Dark, raising his eyebrows suggestively.

Daisuke blushed. "What? No!"

"Well then maybe he needs a good fu – "

"DARK!"

Wiz fell down. His master was so dirty-minded! What the poor Hikari boy needs, he thought, is –

"Maybe he needs some strawberries."

Wiz "kyuued." That would make it all better. But then Dark made a meaningful glance at Wiz, and Daisuke looked over at the lesser demon. Wiz's eyes expanded considerably and he said, "Kyu" once more, this time in terror.

No! Not my strawberries!

End.

Author's Note: All right… first things first… I'M SO SORRY. This took so long to post and it's because I have writer's block! I'll try to post one chapter every week. I only have three more written that I need to fix, and then I'll post them, and that's it for a while. TT Until my block goes away. I'm soo sorry…

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I'm changing my pen name. I'll be changing it next week, so I thought I'd give you all a heads-up. It will be "Lazy Eldarbreath Mealtoes." Don't ask. XD So yeah.

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And I think that's all. Review!