"John Wayne said "Never apologize and never explain, it's a sign of weakness." While I give props to "The Duke," but this makes him sound like a child. There's a huge differences between apologizing constantly and being wrong. People who keep apologizing, yet keep screwing up are babies that would get a cookie from mommy when they said they were sorry. They still do that in adulthood, which makes them pansies. If you're wrong, then be a man and own up to it."

"So how does that apply when you're hired to kill someone, or kidnap a child and hand him over to an abusive father with a fat wad of cash, sabotage a new product from a competing company who make the same thing, but cheaper, etc? Easy, you never apologize for doing your job, especially if you're a soldier for hire. It's never personal, bottom line. Never establish a relationship with anybody you may have to manipulate, kill, and do business with. As soon as you're done with whatever you were hired to do, I guarantee you that people will look at you differently. They'll wonder why you've all of a sudden become so heartless or think that you couldn't be capable of such transgressions.

"If you apologize for doing your job or for your beliefs, than congrats, you don't have a spine."

_Canterlot_

After Deadpool had left Equestria, things were getting a little hectic. Paranoia had made a nest in the minds of everypony in Manehatten, plant life had been delayed this season, the Crystal Empire needed serious restructuring, Cloudsdale had to work overtime to get more water for the rain if anyone expected crops to grow, and the secret to moonshine was slowly spreading. Word of the Dragon's attack on the Grand Galloping Gala had spread faster than it's fire, but without the mention of Deadpool's intervention.

Harmony had been disrupted. Chaos was brought back into balance.

Shortly after Deadpool's departure, there was a meeting in Canterlot at the Castle. Princess Celestia knew there was going to be disagreements concerning her actions, so she figured that it might as well happen now.

Princess Luna:" Sister, I must express my concern for your decision to let this Deadpool character not be considered a threat and even more so, let him escape without any sort of punishment."

Princess Cadence:" I'm also having my doubts about your decision, while it was noble of him to save Rarity, one act of valor doesn't make up for his actions."

Princess Celestia:" hmm…and what about you Princess Twilight?"

Twilight Sparkle:" I must admit, when you gave your evaluation, I started to question your reasoning,

However…..I know you love your kingdom, and wouldn't do anything to put any pony at risk. Ever since you told me to stop reading my books and make some friends, my first thought was " Is she crazy." No offense, but I thought you didn't take my warning seriously and that you might be putting Equestria in jeopardy. You were in control the entire time, and I just assumed the worst. Now I realize that you had good reason. I stand by your decision Princess Celestia."

Princess Celestia:" Thank you Twilight, but I feel I must give you all an explanation. Ever since Discord told us that Deadpool was working for Eris, I knew she had invested a lot into him. So when I ordered you to turn him into stone on the spot... my suspicions of her intervening were correct. She was kind enough to pay me a visit in response. Despite her threats she actually opened my eyes to a bigger picture. Equestria hasn't had this much peace in a millennia, and it was only in the last few years that we've seen the most prosperity. It wouldn't come as a surprise if there were numerous forces who wanted to take advantage of Equestria. A harmonious world could be seen as weakness, and we might be inviting other chaotic entities for that fact alone. Deadpool did actually serve a great purpose. Chaos can come in any form, without warning, without purpose, without remorse, but he managed to give us a warning to prepare ourselves for what could happen. There were no casualties or any damaged that couldn't be fixed. I don't want any harm to come to my people, but I don't want my kingdom to be at risk. I was going to ask you to keep this a secret, but doing so would only create more panic and I don't want to burden any of you with the knowledge of my intentions."

Princess Luna:" Sister, this …this couldn't have been an easy decision for you to make, but next time tell us. You should know that passing judgment on you for your intentions is something that we would never consider."

Princess Cadence:" That's right. We understand what you must be going through, just know that we support you and that we care about you."

Princess Celestia:" Thank you everyone. I must say I thought you might think I've been drinking some of that Cider I've heard about."

Everyone started laughing. This was the perfect example of the magic of friendship.

Knock knock

Princess Celestia:" Who is it?"

Spike:" It's Spike your majesty, err umm your majesties. I have a letter for you from Deadpool."

The throne room doors opened and Spike ran inside , the clattering of his claws could be heard echoing through the walls.

Twilight Sparkle:" Umm Spike, where is the letter?"

Spike:" Funny story , when Deadpool wanted me to write a letter for him I mentioned that I can send it using my fire breath. He thought it was pretty cool and wanted to try it out."

Twilight Sparkle:" Okay*Puzzled look* so when is it coming."

Spike:" I told him who he should send it to if he wanted it delivered after he left. Strange part was he had paper he wanted to use and for *Covers mouth* hmm HMM *Belch * AHHHHH IT BURNS."

Tears were flying out of the little dragons eyes while having his face turn bright red as he stormed out of the throne room. The letter in question had appeared from Spike's mouth and onto the floor. Twilight used her magic to pick it up. A funny smell was emanating from the letter.

Twilight:" *sniff* what is that?"

Ignoring the smell , she opened Deadpool's letter and started to read it.

_Deadpool's Letter_

"SUCK IT!"

Twilight Sparkle :" I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PONY!"

Twilight threw the letter in the air , then bolted out of the throne room to chase after her assistant. Princess Celestia however picked up the letter and started reading it for herself.

Princess Celestia:" *Chuckle* Invisible ink, how charming."

She used her magic to reveal the rest of Deadpool's letter.

_Deadpool's Letter_

"SUCK IT!"

Dear Princess Celestia,

"If you're reading this, then you're not as dumb as I thought you were. Plus Twilight's lackey should be screaming his head off after getting a mouth and throat full of the paper I gave him. I soaked it in Pepper juice. In my defense…I couldn't resist."

" Anyway, I thought you were dumb because of your choice to not consider me a threat. It was a punch in the junk to my ego. I mean COME ON. I thought you'd at least get some passive aggressive revenge on me, like making submit to a full body cavity search. It would've been funny just to think about getting searched by a unicorns horn , I could've asked for a magical prostate exam, but beggars can't be rapist. However I remembered that you don't know me very well. I would write out my life's story and send you a copy, but I doubt that Spike could handle any more pepper juice. To put it bluntly , I've killed people, a lot of people, for money. Equestria got off lightly. I could've done much worse, so don't be surprised if someone else comes along and won't extend you the same courtesy. "

" I'm not gonna say that I'm sorry. Nope, NOT UP IN HERE! In fact I might come back for another round, but…I would like to say I'm sorry to your little band of "Harmonious Groupies." My plans were just to F*** with their heads. After overhearing the whole "turned to stone" punishment, I thought the worst, so I stepped up my game. Cutting off Rarity's horn….I could say that was an act of defense. It wasn't. I'm still not sure what happened when the cockatrice attacked me. All I know is that I jumped the gun…..I'll tell you what those are later….when I accused the girls of doing that. I've spent a lifetime of preparing myself for the worst case scenario, because where I come from, that's usually what people have planned for me. It was a D*** move for me to assume that they, or even you, wanted to turn me to stone from the get go. I mean, who turns people to stone after they've sung a song about tattoos? We do have a place like that where I'm from, but instead of getting turned to stone for singing, you get buried in the dirt and have stones thrown at your exposed head."

" It was nice of you to welcome me to Equestria, and…I can't believe I'm saying this, it was nice to be treated like I wasn't a freak. If things were different , I might've enjoyed my time in Equestria. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed all the cool S*** I did, but there are times when I just wished I had friends to shoot the S*** with. Anyway, good luck cleaning up what I left behind, "

Your Crimson Comedian,

Deadpool

P.S.

" I've already threatened Spike with a slow and painful death if he spoke a word of this letter to anyone. I had this chick named Trixie write the rest , but just in case he got cute and tried to read the portion in the invisible ink, I threatened him . Spike's not the brightest tool in the shed so I didn't think it would be too much trouble to write "SUCK IT." Anyway, YOU ARE NOT TO TELL ANYONE I WROTE THIS SAPPY DAWSONS CREEK , DEAR DIARY BULL S***. One word to anybody and I'll be back. COUNT ON IT YO!"

Princess Celestia:" Hmmm, Guard?"

Pony Guard:" Yes your highness?"

Princess Celestia:" Get Twilight to invite her friends over to the Caslte, I think they may enojoy some interesting news I've just discovered."