Hi guys and girls, I'm sure that my readers are mostly girls. But if you are a guy and you like my fic' hello to you too. Sorry for the late update, I hope you will like it. Let's get Spobing (Yes to Spobe is a verb that I made up, sue me ^^) The collab is coming, sorry, it's just that we both live on opposite sides of the globe and our schedules do not collide so, yeah it takes an eternity to work together. I hope you will enjoy.
Spencer and Toby were both sat on a couch. Cuddled up in front of their TV. Spoby was having a movie night but the movie he chose sucked and she was really bored. The only thing that was happening was that a broke chicken had lost its way home and had to take a job at KFC to earn a living.
"Can't we do something else?" She whispered
"We can't. This movie is hilarious!" He answered, refraining a chuckle.
"No it's not. It's stupid. Let's play Scrabbles" she suggested, her eyes lightening with hope.
She sat up and started to lift the blanket off her in order to get the boarding game. He grabbed her arm as she took her first step.
"We both know how it's going to end, I'm going to kick your butt once again and you'll be saying that you let me win. Bla bla bla, that you were just tired and you could beat me anytime bla bla bla,"
She looked at him with wide eyes " What?! What?!" she asked in a high pitched voice. She started stroking her hair, looking for a good way to change the subject.
"Let's make a video" She said, she didn't even wait for him to answer because she knew how much he liked his chicken movie. She set up the lights, took the remote and turned the TV off.
"Hey!" He whimpered
"What youtuber still watches TV? You need to throw the thing out Tobes. It's pointless," she keeps setting up everything they needed, lights, tripod, camera, she adjusts the angle and runs beside her man.
"Hi Spobinos! Spencer here. Today we are doing a tag video"
"Are we? Did you even think this video through?" he inquired, still upset about his movie being shut off.
"Yes! A fabulous Tag, great questions, really entertaining" She lied, with a fake smile on her face she started typing TAG on the YouTube search bar. She scrolled down the results and stopped at the first one that didn't look too hard to do.
"I'm curious to see what you've come up with so fast. Go on, tell us what we have. I'm as clueless as you guys," He said looking straight up at the camera.
"I'm sure you'll have a great time. It is called THE BEST TAG EVER and was created by the Amazing Miranda Sings! So clearly, we can't go wrong. Look at the title!"
"Oh no, please no, oh no, oh no! Tell me we're not going to sing One Direction's best song ever a million times in a raw! Tell me that's not what your tag is!"
"Pff! No, of course it's not" she replied, not even knowing if she was saying the truth or not. "Let's begin, first question: What is your favorite toe?" Her voice cracked, she tried to keep a straight face, she would do anything if it meant not putting the chicken movie back on.
"Uhm, that's a tough question. Probably the big toe, cause you know, he's the boss and I'm a boss. I think he's the toe version of me so, "
"You're such a dork! I like all of my toes because they all help me keep my balance. They're all important so why choose?" She says, really regretting her choice of tags.
"Oh thanks, now I look like the bad guy who has a favorite toe!" He takes off his sleeper and looks at his toes "I love you all little toes, I just had to answer a question. I know I hurt you and I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that"
Spencer rubbed her eyes to check how real the scene that was happening before her eyes was. Chicken movies really endangered the human race.
"Oh my god! I think this chicken movie destroyed your brain! You used to be so smart!"
"Stop, it was a delicious movie!" He lightely elbowed her with a silly smile drawn on his face. It looked like he was waiting for her to laugh "Get it? Delicious movie?"
At this point Spencer did get the joke, she just wondered what had happened to her boyfriend.
"Get it, get it? Yes, no? It's cause it's a chicken movie! Now, come on Spence' this was hilarious!" He complained looking back at the camera, "if you think that was funny, comment below"
"Please don't say that, now we're not having any comments for the video. Face it, Tobes, it was bad, really bad. Next question: Innie or outie?"
"See I don't really know what to answer here, cause I'm perfect on the inside. I'm just the best person you can ever meet, kind, considerate, romantic for the ladies..."
Spencer punched his arm
"Romantic for the one and only lady right here" He pointed at Spencer, massaging his arm at the spot he had been hit on.
"Yeah and let's not forget down to earth, modest" She completes on the same sarcastic tone as he was using.
"And look at my face, that's all natural. I know, you're wondering where this perfection can come from. How it is possible for a human being to be so close to heavenly handsome. Well the answer is : I don't know! I'm always surprised by my own beauty, I keep my inhaler in my robe pocket because, every morning, when I see my face in the mirror, I have a mini heart attack," his sarcasm was very sharp and he didn't even try to hide it,
Spencer wanted to roll on the floor laughing, literaly, she bursted in laughter and even shed a tear or two.
"So what's your answer?" Spencer asked, trying to keep it together again.
"What was the question?" He replied realizing he was too busy being a prick to stay focused on the tag.
"Innie or outie?"
"I'm indecisive, what can I say?" he said
"Ok, well. I'm an outie, I'm all about being yourself and not letting anyone else's opinions dictate the way you live your life."
Toby's face got serious as he got closer to his girlfriend "You're really doing this tag very seriously. It's obviously a joke, so joke on. Have fun! Let's get crazy! We're young and wild and free!"
"White wiz Khalifa right here, give it up for Tobias Khalifa everyone!" She started to clap her hands.
He got up and bowed down as princesses do, "black an yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!"
"Why did you bow down? You're a rap star you should be walking in a weird way, showing your teeth and pulling out your tongue in a very disgusting and awkward way!"
"Why did I just picture Miley Cyrus with that description?"
"That's funny" they both guffowed " Next question in this tag: What's your third favorite flavour? Mine is Vanilla"
"Ew' Vanilla, are you serious? Vanilla doesn't even make sense! My third favorite has to be pepperoni! Cause the first is the double chocolate, then it's red velvet,"
"What? Why not Vanilla? The first one is Chocolate almond, the second is barbecue sauce and then it's vanilla."
"That doesn't make sense, everybody knows that the first favorite flavor has to be an ice cream flavor, the second has to be cake flavour, barbecue sauce! You're killing me! And then the third has to be a pizza one! Now go call Domivlo's pizza and order a vanilla pizza, will you get one? I don't think so!"
"There is no such thing as a specific order of favorite flavours. I'm quite sure it's not, has never been and will never be a thing. Now leave me alone with your tasty nonsense!" She elbows him, winking several times as if he was supposed to laugh at something funny she had just said.
Toby had the urge to laugh at the joke he found hysterical but was too proud to let go. He wasn't going to laugh at her joke, not after she brought his down, it was a matter of principles. It just couldn't happen.
"Come on, Tobes. I know that face, you want to laugh so bad. Don't hold it in, just let go. It's ok to laugh once in a while, "
She saw his mouth start to slowly relax into what looked like a smile, even though he tried really hard to keep the straightest face he could manage. He prayed for a distraction, something else she could pay attention to.
"Next question" He finally managed to pronounce.
"I'm not giving up. We'll get back to this in a second. Favorite tree?"
"Go first" he said,
"Ok, Palm trees cause they remind me of my vacations in tropical isles, the ones I used to spend with my family every summer when I was a kid."
"Pff, show off! The only palm trees I've ever seen are the ones they showed on 90210, the show you threaten me into watching with you. My favorite trees are cocoa trees because they gave us chocolate, which is the best gift nature could give us" He said grabbing a box of chocolate.
"Really? How about turning CO2 into oxygen?"
"Again, you're taking it too seriously, loosen up, girl"
"Which one is you favorite eyebrow?"She asked, having slapped his shoulder.
"The left one, it looks fuller and brings out my eye colour"
"You look like you've given this so much thought. Good answer, I agree"
"What do you mean you agree? You don't have a say in this, it's my favorite eyebrow. There is no wrong answer!"
"Now who's taking this too seriously?" she teased stealing him a kiss, to which he responded with great passion.
After a few seconds she pushed him away, fixed her lipstick and focused on the camera.
"Calm down Tobes, this is not an X rated video. My favorite eyebrow is also the left one..."
"Really? You sure, cause I disagree, I'd even say I strongly disagree. The right one makes your eye look much hotter" He says, examining her face closely
"What? Are you saying that only half of my face is attractive?" She asks, preparing to make a scene if his answer didn't satisfy her.
Toby looks at the camera, biting his bottom lip, he was in serious trouble, he had to get out of this situation right now.
"Of course not, toilet paper or hand? Back to the tag we have a video to make!"
"Oooh, watch out Cavanaugh, I got my eye on you!" She said raising her finger up and shaking it as a warning.
"I'm going to say, Toilet paper, cause.. Do I really need to justify that answer?" He said
"Ugggh, I don't even want to answer this. Toby, what was your first impression of yourself?" She said, ending the question in a light laugh
"I'm pretty sure it was: Damn who's that hot baby looking right at me in the mirror?" He replied, stroking his hair to add effect to his cocky character.
"Duh! For me it was: why is she doing the same thing as I am? Can't she get her own personality, babies these days, always copying each other!"
"Yep, next is: How many?" He looks at Spencer and wait for her to, once again overthink the question.
"How many what? I can't answer this question, this tag is stupid!" She yells
"You forced me into it! Let's watch the KFC Chicken employee!"
"Shute! I forgot about that! No, I meant to say it's amazing! I'm having so much fun!" She fakes a smile then faces the camera and lipsyncs the words: HELP ME.
"Alright, back to the oh so fabulous tag then, just 1"
"just 1? 1 what?" She inquires, really confused at how he could possibly have anything to answer to that tag.
" All I need is 1 girl and she's sitting right next to me" He looks at her flirtaciously
"Awwwwww, you're cute!" she says feeling her heart melt
"Am I so cute that you'd consider letting me finish that chicken movie?" He asked in his softest voice, even making his puppy eyes.
"Could you not?" She said "By the way, my answer is 5"
"5 what?" He was very curious to know what was on her mind
"5 seconds until I kiss you" She says jumping at his lips,
She broke the kiss and went back to answering the questions. Toby on the other hand was sad about their kiss being so short.
"Death or not?" She ignores his pout, as cute as it was
"'Till death do us part" He whispered, instantly wishing that she didn't hear anything
"What did you say Tobes?" She asked in need of clarification
"I say, My love for you will have no death" He said, not even sure of why he had said the last part of the christian wedding vows
"Aww, neither will mine. It's like Romeo and Juliette! So romantic!"
"Please don't compare us to two teenagers who committed suicide. I intend to love you while I'm alive if I may" He said, pulling her into a warm embrace.
"I'm also gonna say not. Why die when you have such beautiful eyes to live for?" She kissed his neck
"Which person have you not met?" he continued with the tag.
"To be exact, I'd say about 7 billion people in the world tryin' to fit in"
"What is Justin Bieber doing in your answer?"
"You recognized the lyrics to a JB song? I need to call Hanna and tell her that you're a belieber!"
"Stop! I only know it because it's the ringtone you set up in my phone for each time you call me"
"Yeah right, we believe you!" She said, shaking her head. She looked at the camera and articulated : no we don't.
"What about you, what your answer?" she continued.
"I'd say that I've never met Marilyn Monroe"
"She's dead"
"Yeah I know, which is obviously why I haven't met her!" he acted obnoxiously vain
"And that's the guy who beat me at scrabbles people. Can I get a moment to appreciate my stupidity?"
"Next question: Salad?"
"Hell Yeah! I love salad! And you?"
"Hell No! Unless it's a salad of chips, peanuts and beer"
"That's not even a salad" she retorted
"Which is why I say no to the salad. Could you follow a little? Girlfriends these days!"
Spencer once again found herself struggling to not take her boyfriend as a punching ball.
"This one, I would love to hear your answer to. Can you name all 6 presidents?"
"Of course, there's Connor Franta, Joey Graceffa, Jack Harries, Finn Harries his brother, one was president of the East coast, the other handled the rest. Then there was Landon Austin, and finally Barack Obama. See, I'm very smart"
"We believe you" She said shaking her head once again, she then lipsynced the words : No we don't, to the camera.
"Which colour do you prefer? Black or white?"
"Hey I didn't get to answer the one before!" she whined
"That's cause you're just going to show off. We're here to have fun, ain't nobody got time for a history lesson! So..."
"But if you're thinking about my baby it don't matter if you're black or white"
"Could you make a complete sentence? Cause that's just non sense"
Spencer stopped and looked at his face, trying to find any clue of him being kidding.
"You're not kidding, are you?"
"Nope, the key to communication is that people need to understand what you're trying to say."
"Oh my god!" She let out a loud laugh "You knew Justin Bieber's song, but Mickael Jackson, you've never heard of him?"
"Michael Jackson? Isn't that an amazing basketball player?"
"No, that's Michael Jordan, please tell me you're kidding" she stares at him, trying to detect any sign of him being silly on purpose.
"You'll never know" He raised an eyebrow and pretended to let the suspense sink in, "Next question: How many haters?"
"Hopefully not more than 12.62%"
"Well that was accurate. I'd probably say not more than 0.00% But you know that's just me being a diva and not accepting anyone who would hate on me for no valid reason. I get it if you're into that though, Spencer, it's fine"
"I never said I liked it, I just think that haters are going to hate no matter what you do, I just hope they don't all find their way to our channel" She explained, scrolling down for a new question before he spoke over her.
"You said it wrong Spencie', you said it wrong. Young people say: hater's gonna hate! you know, it means the same thing as you said but you know, it has that swag factor to it. See, here we're being cool and swaggerish. You're getting old girl, we live in 2013; Using real words is so 2012!"
"I'm not sure I still want to be your girlfriend. I mean, I'm not swaggerish enough for you, I should probably look for someone like me," she winks at the camera and runs out of the room.
"Baby come back! I'm not swaggerish I swear, I'm not even sure that word even exists. Don't leave me!" He yells, he gets up and runs after her. "Come back, and I promise I will let you win at scrabbles, I'll even stop watching the chicken movie for you."
Spencer and Toby run back to the living room. They both sit back on the couch.
"Ok, on a scale of 1 to 10, where are you?" She asks
"Probably close to 95"
"Yeah cause that totally sounds reasonable! I'm going to say 5 for me. I think I'm ok, average looking"
"Average looking? Tobias Cavanaugh does not do average looking! You're a 96!"
"That's more than you!"
"Yes, only perfection can deal with perfection. And you're the closest thing to perfection I know. And I'm only using a sarcastic tone to describe myself. I never joke when it comes to you" He waited for her reaction
"Aww Tobes, Ok that is the end of the video. Thank you Toby for serving us some tasty nonsense even though I stopped your delicious movie. This moment with you has been delightful, take care of yourselves people, SPO BYE"
Toby broke down laughing and looked at Spencer who raise her fist in victory.
"I told you we weren't done with that!" She laughed and turned the camera off.