Yo fo shizzle! I updated, like I promised! I might update again today, I might not. It depends on how noisy my sister's friends are downstairs. Yes, and starting from 12/22/08 to 2009, don't expect any updates, because I will not be at home with a computer. I'M GONNA HIT THE SLOPES!!! YEAHHHH!!! WOOO!!! snowboarding~ snowboarding~ Don't worry, I'll be thinking of you while I do.

Disclaimer: *singing along with her iPod* lalalalala~

AUGH! VINNIE'S BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!!! Time to go bug Tifa until she organizes a party while I distract Vince from ever suspecting that we're throwing a party. Cuz we are. No matter what Tifa says.

"Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"What?"

"I need you to help me plan a surprise birthday party!"

"Depends. For who?"

"Vincent."

"…"

"Hello? Tifa? You still in there?"

"…Vincent? As in gloomy-red-cloaked-gunner-Vincent? Who doesn't talk to anybody?"

"Yes?"

"OMIGOD HE TOLD YOU HIS BIRTHDAY?!"

"Ummm… yes?"

"OMIGOD WE TOTALLY HAVE TO DO THIS PARTY!!"

"Riiight.. Ok, well I'll go…get Reeve to send me on a mission. With Vincent."

"Okay. I have to invite Cid and Shera, and Barret, and Marlene, and…"

"While you do that, I'll be going to the WRO headquarters. Laters!"

xXxXx

"REEEEEEEEVEE!"

"Hello, Yuffie. Do you need something?"

"I need you to give me and Vincent a mission. To Gongaga, for example. Somewhere faaaar away."

"Why?"

"Because it's his birthday in two days and Tifa's organizing a birthday party for him and it's supposed to be a surprise."

"Ah. I see. Then, I'll send you to Cosmo Canyon tomorrow. You should tell Red about it, since he is the farthest one away."

"Gotcha! See ya later, Reeve!"

"Bye, Yuffie."

xXxXx

"Aha! I found you, Vincent!"

"Yuffie."

"No time, Vince. We gotta go to Cosmo Canyon tomorrow. I gotta talk to Red, and you…gotta go clear out fiends. Red's having a real tough time with them."

"Hn."

"Right-o! Let's go check out the metal pukebox that Reno claims is a helicopter! Do you think he'll mind if I puke all over it?"

"…Probably."

"Party pooper."

xXxXx

So, now we, as in me, Vincent, and Reno, are in Cosmo Canyon after riding in Reno's stupid helicopter. That copter is probably the hellboat that I rode back to headquarters in with Vince, but transformed into a helicopter. Bleargh… Just thinking about it makes me wanna puke.

"We're here, brat."

"No shit, Sherlock. Why don't you go get drunk and hit on girls?"

"Why, that's not such a bad idea."

"Yeah, I know. Come on, Vincent. We're gonna go see Red!"

"Yuffie, I'm right here."

*glomp* "Red! I haven't seen you in, like, forever!"

"Can't… breathe…Vincent…"

"Yuffie. Let him breathe."

"Oh. Sorry. Anyways, I gotta talk to you, Red. Vinnie's here for the fiend infestation."

"What?"

"You know, the infestation that you called Reeve about a couple of days ago?"

"I…Ah. I see. Very well, Vincent, come this way. I will be with you in just a minute, Yuffie."

xXxXx

"So, Yuffie, what is this all about?"

"Well, first off, you suck at interpreting body language. Second, it's Vinnie's birthday tomorrow and there's gonna be a party, so you have to go. Oh, and don't tell Vincent. It's supposed to be a surprise."

"I see. Well, if I am to leave today, I must get everything ready. I will need a couple of hours, so we'll meet at the entrance in a bit, okay?"

"Gotcha. I might as well go shopping for a present. Catch you later!"

xXxXx

Okay. Now for the difficult part of all this. Shopping for a present. Hmmm… I wonder what he likes… I think I'll call Shera about this.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Shera. How's Cid?"

"Hi, Yuffie. Cid's doing great. What do you need?"

"Well, I need advice for a present."

"Okay. Is it a guy?"

"Uh… yeah."

"Ohh.. I see." I can practically see her smirking over the phone.

"Shera! Just help me, please?"

"Okay, okay. What kind of guy is this?"

"Well, he's nice. And he's really quiet. And he doesn't open up much. And whenever something bad happens, he blames himself and tries to everything himself. And he's really old fashioned. Is that good?"

"Well, have you tried getting him something like a book? He sounds like the educated type."

"No, I want to give him something special. Something that nobody else would give him."

"Hmm… I don't know…"

"Oh! Nevermind, Shera. I was just struck with an awesome idea!"

"Okay. Well, I hope he likes it."

"Thanks, Shera."

"Anytime."

Hehehe… If I get started now, I might even get done before tomorrow. No time to waste! I must go to the store to buy the things I need!

Whoa, this is like, the 10th chapter of Snowflakes! Guess what that means! ICE CREAM CAKES FOR EVERYBODY! YAY! I'm sorry, I'm really hyper today. I had, like, 5 cups of coffee before breakfast, and like, 2 cups before lunch. So I'm very caffienated. Heeheehee!

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