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Chapter 10: Music fun.
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"So where are we now?" Thrall asked.
It had been two days since they'd started north again after taking a loop around some swamp land. Now they were who knows where driving down another dirt road.
"Lost thats what," Sylvanas growled in the back as she played poker with Jaina, Tyrande, and Vereesa.
"Are not!" Lor'themar snapped.
"Oh really where are we then?" Vereesa demanded.
"Well according to some sign I saw a few hours ago we're in some place called Alabama." Lor'themar replied.
"Oh boy and do you know where we are exactly?" Vereesa asked.
"Not really," Lor'themar admitted.
"How about we get one of those GPS map things?" Varian suggested.
"And were da ya supose we be findin' one a dem?" Vol'jin asked.
"At an electronics store dumbass." Varian deadpaned.
"Can we pick up some beer while we're there?" Magni asked.
"Electornics store, Magni. Not a liquir store." Varian ilterated.
"Oh look a shopping center how convient!" Lor'themar said suddenly turning off into said shopping center parking lot. Varian rose to his feet.
"Okay, we need to assemble an away team. It shall be made up of myself, Thrall, Rhohin, Vol'jin, Lor'themar, Cairne, Magni, and hopefully we'll find a red shirt on the way to die horribly and give us something to be sentamentil over." Varain ordered.
"Wait what about us?" Jaina demanded as the guys began to clamber out of the RV.
"Girls plus shopping center equals bad mojo mon," Vol'jin said before clambering off.
When it was only the ladies and a napping Velen left on board Sylvanas quickly locked the door and shuttered the windows.
"Okay we agreed that we'd post this on youtube an then brutally flame it to make it the bigest AMV on the internet?" Sylvanas checked.
"Agreed," Jaina said setting up a camera as Vereesa brought out a boom box.
"This is going to be so awesome," Tyrande said excitedly while she set up a blue screen.
"Everyone remember their lines?" Vereesa asked putting a tape in the caset player.
"Girl been dreaming of this since Warcraft three," Jaina replied.
"Start that shit up." Sylvanas said.
Vereesa hit play and all four of them rushed in front of the blue screen as the song began to play. All four of them suddenly shifted poise to a more show girl ere.
"Hi hi!" Tyrande said with a wave.
"We're your weather girls." Jaina said leaning forward.
"Uh huh," Vereesa said with a nod.
"And have we got news for you!" Jaina proclaimed.
"You better listen!" Sylvanas suggested.
"Get ready, all you lonely girls and leave those umbrellas at home." Jaina said.
"Alright!" Tyrande said with a clap.
All: Humidity rising.
Vereesa: "Barometer's getting low."
All: According to all sources, the streets the place to go.
Sylvanas: Cause tonight for the first time!
Jaina: Just about half-past ten!
Tyrande: For the first time in history!
Vereesa: It's gonna start raining men.
All: It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen!
Sylvanas: I'm gonnna go out to run andle myself get absolutely soaking wet!
All: It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Every specimen! Tall, blonde, dark, and lean; rough and tough and strong and mean.
Jaina: God bless Mother nature, she's a single woman too.
Tyrande: She took off to Heaven and she did what she had to do.
Vereesa: She taught every angel to rearrange the sky.
Sylvanas: So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy!
All: It's raining men! Yeah!
Jaina: Humidty rising.
Tyrande: Barometer's getting low.
Vereesa: According to all sources, the streets the place to go.
Sylvanas: Cause tonight for the first time! Just about half-past ten!
All: For the first time in history. Its gonna start raining men!
Then they all stamped their feet.
All: It's raing men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen! It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!
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Meanwhile in the best buy Lor'themar suddenly froze as they passed by the TV section.
"What is it what's wrong?" Varian asked.
"I felt a great distubance... As if the girls were making a video to post on the internet while we aren't there." Lor'themar muttered.
"Unless day be makin a lesbo prono I dan't care mon," Vol'jin said causing all the males present to stare at him. "Vhat?!" He demanded. "Ya was all tinkin' it!"
"Look TV!" Magni said running over to the TV's.
"Aw sick!" Varian proclaimed excitedly.
"Hooray!" Thrall roared.
"Sweet! See if they have any dvd players!" Lor'themar said egarly.
"They can't make a screen big enough for me!" Cairne proclaimed.
"Speaking of dvd's see if they have any Bond movies or at least 300!" Rhohin ordered.
Ranger24: Okay so this was utter crap I came up with to fill time. But next time, you asked for it folks! Kael'thas and Illidan become regulars! And they battle Ronald again! Read and review.
PS. Who should play who in the Star Wars short?