Author's Note: For the Conversations with a Hat Challenge. Also, the first six were basically Harry's parents and co. Now we go into the Black-Malfoy older generation section.
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"Black, Narcissa!"
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'Ah, yes. Another Black. Vain, picky to a fault, supercilious, disdainful…'
Are you quite finished? It's bad enough that I have to wear this ridiculous, moth-ridden, dirty old Hat when countless other people—filthy Mudbloods, some of them—have worn it. They never wash it, I expect. Oh, this is such a traumatizing experience! Is my hair all right? Anyway, not content with that, it starts insulting me! There are going to be some changes around here if I have anything to say about it.
'Yes, that's quite enough out of you. Honestly, you kiss your mother with that mouth?'
Have you met my mother?
'Ah. Good point. Moving swiftly along—Gryffindor, definitely not—you're hardly chivalrous, and the very idea of all that reckless, devil-may-care bravery makes you cringe—Hufflepuff, ha! I'll leave it at that—Ravenclaw—you've got the brains for it, but not the motivation—yep, it'll definitely have to be—'
Oh, thank Salazar! I can't wait to wash my hair—
"SLYTHERIN!"