Diddy Kong was on top of the Drug Store roof eating a banana. Ness figured that being ran over by cars would be a bad thing so he decided to use Onett's Omega form for this conversation.
"Hello!" Ness called out. "Can you hear me?"
"I can," Jeff said.
"So can I," Paula replied.
"I too," Poo said. "So Master Ness, I see you've brought over Diddy Kong."
"Yeah, I had trouble fighting him in Brawl and while I'm getting the hang of it... I still feel like he's tough to beat," Ness said. "So tell me as much as you can about him!"
"I've actually brought over a guest to help with that!" Paula said. "She's really nice and isn't stuck up like some other people!"
There was a harshness in her voice that even the oblivious Ness could detect.
"If you need information on Diddy Kong then I can help!" a voice said.
"Guys, this is Dixie Kong," Paula said. "She's Diddy Kong's girlfriend and has appeared in many various Donkey Kong games and Mario spin-offs. She's playable in almost every game she appears in and has helped Diddy Kong many times during his adventures."
"Diddy has a girlfriend!?" Ness asked. "I never knew that!"
"There's a lot of things you don't know about each fighter," Paula said.
"And that's why we're here to help," Jeff finished.
"Anyway, Diddy Kong first appeared in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. He accompanied Donkey Kong in his quest to defeat King K. Rool," Poo said. "In the sequel he had to save Donkey Kong from King K. Rool with the help of Dixie Kong."
"It was actually rather fun," Dixie said. "Diddy tried to convince me not to go but I just knew I had to help. I mean, just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm completely helpless."
"Thank you!" Paula said.
"Ever since then he's been in various games and the target for praise. He's even earned his own spin off known as Diddy Kong Racing," Dixie said.
"Wow! His own spin off? That sounds so cool!" Ness said. "Don't you think it'd be fun if we got our own too?"
"Well we don't have our own spin off but we do have various fangames dedicated to us," Jeff said. "Even if we don't get another game at least we maintain our loyal fanbase."
"That's true," Ness said. "Some games lost theirs as time went on... At least for us you can say ours is complete, some others need to go on."
"Like the Mega Man series right Master Ness?" Poo asked.
"Yeah... I feel bad for him. His company doesn't care about him anymore. I'm glad he at least gets to be in Smash," Ness said.
"You wish for him to be with Nintendo then?" Poo asked.
"Yeah..."
There was a silence, as if nobody could add on to that. It would be rude to break it but at the same time this conversation isn't about Mega Man but about Diddy Kong.
"I-I'm sorry..." Ness said. "So what about his moveset, Diddy's I mean. I heard he's even stronger than before!"
"Um well... his Peanut Popgun explosion now does extremely high damage," Paula said. "Seriously, I heard it can even knockout somebody at certain percentages."
"That sounds pretty deadly," Ness said. "So I'll just keep him away with my PSI right?"
"Well there's that and you can just hit him before it explodes," Jeff said.
"Oh okay."
"His Monkey Flip can KO at around 200% now," Dixie said. "But you might not survive that long due to your light to mid weight self."
"That is true..."
"But don't worry, Diddy is around the same weight and height as you so you two might survive the same amount of time," Dixie said.
"His Rocket Barrel Boost takes more time to cover the same distance than in Brawl," Poo said. "Use PK Thunder to push him past the blast line."
"Okay!"
"Remember, PK Thunder no longer puts opponents into a helpless state so be mindful of that," Paula said.
"Okay!"
"Diddy can only have one banana on the stage at a time," Jeff said. "Remember how painful two of them were?"
Ness shuddered, "Yeah..."
"And finally, his Rocket Barrel Barrage no longer makes him helpless once he's done so once he piles on the damage he can easily KO you," Dixie said.
"Thanks!" Ness said. "Now I'm all pumped up to fight him! I'm really feeling it!"
"He's feeling the flow of battle," Jeff said.
"Born in a world of strife," Poo said.
"Against the odds!" Paula said.
"We choose to fight!" Ness said.
"BLOSSOM DANCE!" the four yelled in unison.
Before he knew it Ness slipped on a banana. Looks like he started a fight.
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AN: Done! Sorry about that but my internet went off for the whole week and now I'm back. Would've updated yesterday but my dad just bought me a Wii U with Smash Bros! Yay! I love playing as Mega Man and Villager though, oh Arceus and don't get me started on how awesome the Koopalings are. I still main my Ness baby.
Anybody wanna fight online with me? PM me and let's fight! Bonus points for anybody who can guess what the last few lines of the chapter are referencing to.