Summary: DBZ/FMA X-over. Sequel to my Alchemy and Saiyans fic. Chi-Chi decides to have Gohan learn alchemy, so she sends him to Amestris.
A/N: Yes, this chapter has been replaced. If you want to see what we added, here's some advice: Scroll down to the bottom and then go up until you see something familiar. We just added some parts to the end, we didn't change anything we'd already written.
Disclaimer: lunch table, BK is alone
BritKit: Hey everyone! IWA finally realized how long it had been since she updated, and... promptly fainted dead away. Once I revived her (involving a pail of very cold water and a lot of running) she barricaded herself in that room (points to door) and is refusing to come out until she's finished the chapter. And Mordecai is... um... actually I don't know where Mordecai is. This could get ugly. For whoever he's with anyway...
(crickets chirp)
BK: Oh well. Anyways, I am going to take this opportunity to give you a sneak peek into certain parts of GIA that haven't been written! Presenting... The Plot-ness Sheet! (holds up sheet of lined paper labeled 'Plot-ness Sheet') This all-important sheet contains 3 unwritten dialog scenes and the locations of the Amestris Dragonballs, which I am NOT going to reveal! And these are in the order in which they will appear. First scene!
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"Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay." Ed frowned slightly. "Sure. See you in a bit, Mustang." He hung up the phone. "It's a trap," he proclaimed.
There was a chorus of "Wha-at?"
Ed turned to the group. "You were listening?"
"Yes..."
"Were we fighting?"
"No..."
"Trap!"
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BK: Next scene! Skipping a real short one...
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Bulma jammed some controls as she tried to bring the plane under control. "This should be interesting."
Mustang staggered into the cockpit. "Define 'interesting'."
"I was thinking somewhere along the lines of 'Oh god oh god we're all gonna die'?" She grabbed the intercom. "Okay, people, we're going to experience some turbulence, and then promptly blow up. So please exit the plane while you are still able to. Saiyans—help the ones that can't fly." She grabbed the controls again, then frowned, picking up the intercom once more. "And Vegeta—if I don't see you helping I'll frying pan you into next week!"
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BK: So there's your sneak peek into GIA...
it walks alone: Brit... Kit...
BK: O.O Heh! IWA! You're... uh... done?
IWA: -.- Grrrrrrrrr... (chases BK)
BK: Mweep! runs) You know, I didn't give away anything big!
IWA: (stops) Good point. But I'm gonna chase you anyway. Notice I'm still posting this? And I don't own FMA or DBZ.
BK: (runs, screaming)
IWA: (chases, looking ever-so-slightly murderous)
A/N: Sorry for not posting earlier, but BritKit got me into some books, and when I read, I don't write. Feel free to flame me about it. Flames will go to roasting BK for giving you that Plot-ness Sheet... Anywho, pairing poll results so far:
Gohan/Ed: 1
Ed/Winry: 4
Mustang/Riza: 4
Gohan/Lust: 2
Vegeta/Lust: 1
Scar/Riza: 1
Gohan/Videl: 1
And to the anonymous reviewer: I'M not evil incarnate, my muse is! SHE'S the one who came up with that!
"Speaking" Thoughts (Me to you)
Last time:
The dead warrior's eyes had huge sparkles in them. "YAAAAAY! IcangoIcangoIcangoIcangoI—" He was now running in circles around Enma's desk.
/WHAM/
Baba blinked as the lord of the dead's head slammed into his over-abused desk.
Chapter 10: SCREWDRIVER!
Bulma looked around. "Then, it's decided. Gohan, Mirai, Vegeta, and I will go to Amestris. Chi-Chi, you and Piccolo will stay here and keep an eye on the Brats and Capsule Corp. Everyone clear?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
"Yes."
Nod.
"Hmph."
The officers sweatdropped.
"Alright!" Bulma continued. "Now everyone go... pack or something."
"...Or something?"
Bulma glared at the lavender-haired teen. "Quiet, you."
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Approximately 3 hours later:
Mirai put the last of Bulma's suitcases on the table. "Jeez, Mom, what was in that last one? Rocks?"
Bulma shrugged. "It's possible. Everyone here?"
Her question was answered by a chorus of 'yes'es and a snort.
"No!"
Everyone started looking around.
"Not yet, Bulma! They're still figuring out if I can co-ome!" a disembodied voice whined.
"...Honey?" Chi-Chi asked, eyes wide.
"Dad, is that you?" Gohan asked at the same time.
A muffled squeak of surprise came from one of Bulma's suitcases, but went unnoticed.
"Yup, it's me! Hiii everyone!"
Ed turned to look at Gohan. "I though you said your dad was dead?"
"He is," said Gohan, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
"...So how come he's talking?"
"He comes back occasionally." The demi shrugged.
/thump/
Havoc had fallen over in a dead faint.
Riza sat down. "...Does anyone have some Advil? I feel a headache coming on."
Chi-Chi spoke next, looking up. "You mean you're going to go with them?"
"Yup! I've been watching for a while. They've just gotta decide if it's safe."
Suddenly, Chi-Chi remembered her manners. "Oh! I'm sorry, everyone. May I introduce you to my late husband, Son Goku."
"It may be a better idea to do that when he's got a body," Gohan suggested.
"Hush. Goku, do you know who everyone is?"
"Yup!"
Meanwhile, Mustang looked like a thousand pound weight had just dropped out of nowhere. "They?"
"Huh?"
"You mentioned a 'they'."
"Ooh, them!" And the dead warrior proceeded to rattle off an explanation of the Kais, the Otherworld, and being dead in general which had obviously been pounded into him with a sledgehammer by someone who thought he should memorize it. (IWA: (sweatdrops))
"...And then there's the four Kais of the North, South, East, and West Quadrants. They're the last Kais. There're also Guardians for every planet. Piccolo was one, before he fused again, and the current one for Chikyuu is Dende, a little Namekian I met on Namek when I went there to stop Freeza from destroying it and failed." He paused for breath. "And that's 'they'."
There was silence.
"...Come again?"
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First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye had come to a very important conclusion: metal tabletops are not very interesting. She had come to this conclusion because that was the only thing she had seen for the past fifteen minutes. Somewhere along the line, her hair clip had fallen out and her hair was... Well, let's not go there. Someone had at least had the good sense to take her coat. And her head hurt. A lot. She debated taking another Advil, but decided against it.
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
Chi-Chi looked over. "Are you okay?" she asked the Lieutenant.
Riza stopped banging her head against the table, but didn't look up. "I will be once I get a nice normal day of paperwork in. And some sleep."
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
"...Are you sure?"
"Quite."
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
Chi-Chi edged over to where Mustang, Hughes, Havoc, and Ed were playing cards. "Are you sure Miss Hawkeye will be alright?"
The Colonel flapped a hand at her. "Oh, come on, this is Hawkeye we're talking about. She can—" He caught sight of the Lieutenant in question.
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
"...On second thought, we should be getting back to Headquarters soon."
/pop/
/fwump/
Mustang turned and blinked.
There was a... person on Armstrong's head.
Armstrong reached up and lifted Goku (who was practically folded in half over him) off of his head, placing him on the floor.
Goku grinned. "Hey, thanks! You know, that's the first time I've ever landed on someone! I wonder who did that, it's not like them to make me land somewhere unsafe, unless they're really mad at me and wow you're really tall," he finished, floating up to eye-level with Armstrong.
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
"...Honey...?" Chi-Chi asked, her voice trembling.
Goku turned in midair. "Hey, Chi-Chi! What's for lunch?"
Chi-Chi sniffled. "...You... You..."
Goku Grinned™ at her.
"GOKU!" She pounced on him sobbing and trying to hug him to death.
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
Gohan looked up from handing Mirai a pair of wire cutters. The other demi was halfway under some sort of technology. "Hi, Dad."
"Hey, Gohan!" The Saiyan Grinned™ and waved, his wife still hanging off him. "How's the alchemy coming?"
"It's alright," Gohan Grinned™ back.
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
Goku noticed Vegeta sulking in a corner. "Hi, Veggie-chaaaaan!"
"Don't. Ever. Call. Me. That. AGAIN."
"Okay, Veggie-chan!" the dead warrior chirped.
"Why you—"
/CLANG/
"—ow."
"Hi, Goku."
"Hey, Bulma, still got the Frying Pan, I see."
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
Chi-Chi continued sobbing.
Goku patted her on the back. "There, there, Chi-Chi. So where's Mirai?"
"Halfway under the air bike," Gohan said, supplying the demi in question a wrench.
Goku turned to the military personell. "Okay... Who are you guys?"
/WHAM. WHAM. WHAM./
A hand emerged from under the air bike, holding the wrench. "Screwdriver."
Mustang looked up and gestured at the people surrounding the table. "I'm Colonel Roy Mustang, this is Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes, Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc, and—"
"Edward Elric," the blond alchemist cut him off, raising his hand. "And that's my little brother Al over there."
Al waved. "Hello!"
/WHAM. WHAM WHAM/
"Screwdriver."
"...And who's she?" Goku asked uncertainly.
"First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye," the CIC chorused.
"She's not normally like this..." Hughes volunteered.
Goku shrugged. "Okay!"
/WHAM WHAM—/
"..."
"..."
"Screwdriver."
"...Is she okay?" Goku asked.
Bulma walked over to the Lieutenant. "...It appears that she has knocked herself out."
Goku blinked. "Ooh... So, where are we going?"
Everyone (conscious and paying attention to the conversation) sweatdropped.
"Umm... Don't you know?" Gohan asked.
Goku Grinned™ sheepishly. "Nope, I just hears that you guys were going to another world and bugged King Enma to let me go."
The sweatdrops gained friends.
"Well, we're going to a country called Amestris. That's where they're all from," Gohan informed his father, gesturing to the military personell. "We're going there to get the Dragonballs in that world so that we can—OW! Mirai! What was that for?"
The lavender-haired teen stuck his head out from under the air bike. "SCREWDRIVER!"
Gohan hobbled over to the toolbox, clutching his knee where the demi had hit him, retrieved the screwdriver, hobbled back to the air bike, and dropped it on Mirai's stomach. "There! Screwdriver!"
Mirai disappeared under the air bike again.
"So that we can restore Ed and Al's original bodies and..."
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Master Sergeant Fuery was standing outside Colonel Mustang's office in Central HQ, holding a huge stack of papers. After about five minutes of shifting, he managed to get a hand free and knocked.
/knock knock knock/
"Sir? Sir... Hello? Colonel?"
There was silence.
/knock knock knock/
"Sir? Sir, are you there?"
There was a pause. By this time, Fuery was looking decidedly worried.
"...Lieutenant Hawkeye? Lieutenant Colonel Hughes? Major Armstrong?"
More silence.
"Sir? Are you ignoring me, sir?"
More silence.
"Sir? I'm coming in now."
With some difficulty, (due to the 2-foot-tall stack of paperwork in his arms) he managed to open the door.
And stared.
"..."
Fuery dropped the papers and stared in shock.
"Lieutenant Havoc, the—!" He paused and looked back in the office again. He gulped.
"SOMEONE! HELP, THE COLONEL'S MISSING!"
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Bulma was in the transmit room with everyone else, holding a clipboard.
"Alrighty, then—everyone here? Me, check. Gohan, check. Vegeta, check. Goku—"
"Here!"
"Come down from the ceiling, Goku. My stuff, check. Colonel, check. Hughes, check. Havoc, check. Ed, check. Al, check. Armstrong—"
"And Riza!" Armstrong added.
"—Check and check. Everyone's here!" She put the clipboard down, pulled something out of her pocket and handed it to Piccolo. "Piccolo, this is a cell phone that will connect you to someone in Amestris who can contact us. You and Chi-Chi keep an eye out here, okay?"
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(wince) Poor Gohan. He's going to be limping for a week, with that hit. Mirai was really pissed off. And yes, the last two scenes were added.I found a plotsheet in my binder that we'd forgotten about.Anywho, questions, comments, concerns? Please drop me a review on your way out.