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Observation #10: Everyone wants him

I am currently hiding in a bathroom courtesy of Yukihira. Damn his stupid fangirls.

Now, I'm specifically hiding in the 3rd stall, to the right wing of the "Surprise Meats" location of "Tootsuki Food Wonderland" or more commonly known within Tootsuki as "Yukihee Land".

Yeah, that's right, there's a Food Theme park for Tootsuki. And it's on school grounds (I mean come on, the campus is practically a small country).

Now you may be wondering why it's called "Yukihee Land" right? Well if you haven't guessed, since this is my observation notebook, IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YUKIHIRA!

Excuse my all caps, I'm a little bit angry.

Yukihira built this place. He actually managed to get the Dean to agree to this. And he had decent reasons.

1. More money for Tootsuki

2. Provide students a stall or place to sell food and gain experience for cooking and serving

3. Add publicity

Plus he added the fact that since he was an Elite Ten member he had his unlimited money for anything cooking related. While it wasn't cooking related towards him specifically, he said he wanted to make a show that let him have taste testers from the public.

… I think he also used Souma Sludge, to convince him based on the screams coming from the room.

Anyway, this thing was built super quickly, (also due to Souma Sludge, don't ask), and was up and functioning within 2 weeks. How? I don't know. I don't want to know.

Now as to why I'm hiding in the bathroom, is because of him.

Flashback (Because why not? I have tons of them)

So, Yukihira brought us all into the recently opened park, as he was the owner (basically) and founder of the park.

"So guys, what do you think?" asked Souma as he walked down the "Yellow Brick road of Butter". He waved around to the entire park. "Is it cool or what?"

He had brought the entire Polaris Dorm and the Elite Ten Second Years, all of which were strolling around leisurely.

"Yeah, it's cool," Yukino said, as she swung one arm around his neck, making Megumi, Erina, Nikumi and Hisako, all seem a little jealous. "How about you let me use the park too, for… stuff?" she whispered into his ear. "I'll give you 30% of profit." she said, successfully convincing him.

"Deal." he turned back to us with a smug look on his face and proceeded to go on about how many different snack foods he used in the "Snack Attack " section of his park.

Then I saw it. Erina, was looking at Souma and then staring at the "Yuki Yuki Ferris Wheel". She seemed to want Yukihira to either talk about the Wheel or ride it with him. More likely the latter I would guess based on her recent behavior. Unfortunately, she probably won't ask him due to pride reasons.

Then, I saw Tadakoro-san also looking at Yukihira, and then staring at the "Yukihee Teacups", then suddenly exploding into a deep red flush on her face. She too, I suppose, wished to ride together with Yukihira on a ride. She, however, is too shy to ask him to ride with her.

Sigh.. None of these girls have the courage to say out front their feelings.

At least let one- I spoke too soon.

"Yukihira, let's ride on that!" Nikumi said dragging Souma and the rest of the gang towards the "Beef Stew Roller Coaster", which had strange turns, and a complementary Beef Stew, (Yukihira's recipe of course), at the end (if you didn't throw up). It was based off of the judges experiences in the Autumn Elections, and was visited by said judges when it was first built.

"But- ah- uh I- um..." Tadakoro was stuttering in, what I suppose was a protest against being dragged towards the Rollercoaster.

"Hmm? Whats wrong Megu-chi?" Yoshino said, cocking her head in a confused manner. She then turned and looked at the rollercoaster and back to Tadakoro, and looked a little worried. "Megu-chi, it couldn't be you don't like heights?"

Tadakoro, looked scared and had the fretful face that she used to have when she was known as the dunce. "I'm not af-afraid of hei-heights, I just don't really like them." She said with her face slightly blue now.

"Well, I want to be able to go on a ride with Megu-chi, so we will have to decide on a ride again. What do you want to go on?" asked Yoshino. "Ferris wheel- wait that wouldn't be good, umm…, Seafood Adventure, Flavor Battles, Teacups? Which one?"

"I think the teacups would be best… " She looked way slowly, then sharply turned her head back. "But that's only me, you guys should go ahead and ride something. You don't have to worry about me. Hehehehe..." Megumi quickly tried to avert their decision to change rides because of her, and slowly backed away into the background. But then she saw Erina.

"Ah Erina-san!" she then noticed her staring at the Ferris Wheel."Ah! Uh- um, do did you want to- to, um… didyouwanttorideontheferriswheel?" Erina turned to her surprised that she noticed her looking at the Ferris Wheel.

"Like I would want to ride on that- that - death trap of a plebeian ride. It was designed by him, so I don't trust it." she pointed at Yukihira, and flushed a little.

"Eh?" Megumi looked embarrassed that she had been wrong, and proceeded to blush. "But, you looked like you really wanted to go on it…" she started to twiddle her thumbs and looked down at her feet, as if they were the most interesting thing in the world.

Well then…. now there are 3 groups. And they all want Yukihira to come with them. What now?

"Then which ride do we go on? Erina wants to go on the Ferris Wheel ("I do not!" - Erina), Megumi-chan wants to go on the Teacups and Mito-chan wants to go on the rollercoaster." Alice turned and addressed the group. "Could we just split up and go? I don't think anyone is against that." she said completely (okay maybe not completely) unaware of the 3- wait 4 (Nii-san want's to go on the merry-go-round but won't admit it) who wanted to go with Yukihira on a ride.

"Well, we actually have to go altogether." Yukihira patted his neck in an apologetic manner.

"What!" everyone yelled at him. "Why?"

"Since the park is mine they won't let you ride free on rides randomly. Even if you are Elite Ten. The only ones who would probably be able to go on for free would be the Nakiri but even I don't know about that. You'll have to pay if you want to go without me." he said.

"What kind of Tootsuki facility doesn't let a Nakiri pass through?" Erina muttered to Arato.

"But I want to go with Yukihira…" I said, voicing the words in the 4 people's minds with a straight face. Everyone looked at me strangely. Then those 4 decided to speak up as well.

"I-l want, to go with Souma-kun as well!" Megumi said lighting up a little "Ah- not for the free price, but… to make more memories at Tootsuki…."

"I want to go with you as well, but it's because I know I'll still be here next year, but I still want to make more memories before you know…" Nikumi voiced also blushing.

"Yukihira! Let's go test our strength on the High Striker!" Nii-san finally decided to speak! Ah but his face is like the tomatoes in marinara sauce.

Oh no, wait… no, not again. This is literally a repeat of so many other things. His harem is the same every time. It's either Shokugeki, or I-want-Souma/Yukihira. Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy.

"Then who/where do you want to go (with)?" they all said at the same time.

God this is becoming less of a soap opera and becoming a stupid shoujo where they do the same thing each chapter. I'm even beginning to repeat myself!

"Ehhh I haven't really thought that out yet." then he saw me. Again. This better be something new. "Ah, why don't we all play a game to decide?" His grin is coming back on his face dammit! "Isami will go hide somewhere in the park and whoever finds him first gets to decide on the ride. Okay?"

Okay? Okay? You make the person do it before asking?! Great now they have predatorial looks in their eyes, even Nii-san. Oh, joy!

"Set, Go!" he says with that stupid grin on his face.

This, leads me to the restroom, hiding in the 3rd stall, to the right wing of the "Surprise Meats" location of "Tootsuki Food Wonderland" or more commonly known within Tootsuki as "Yukihee Land".

ISN"T MY LIFE FUN!

….

Be very, very still.

Crap.

It's Yoshino.

Omake

Screams from the bathroom at Tootsuki Food Wonderland

Ghost or scared person?

People reported hearing a loud scream coming from the men's restroom in Tootsuki's Food Wonderland, at the "Surprise Meats" location. Many of the visitors came to check what the screaming was about but all stalls were empty when they arrived, leading them to believe a ghost to be behind the screams. People are still wondering when the "ghost" will be back.

Article written by Soutsuda Mitsuru

Okay, that was freaking long. Both the update and the chap. I decided to make this a monthly thing

Funny thing: When I was writing this out I was listening to Nightcore, and so there's always that stupid ad, for it. The ad I had was 3 minutes and unskippable. 3 MINUTES. So I watched it. It was from Lowe's. It's about this little boy and girl who meet after the girl moves into the neighborhood, and they both like each other and soon become good friends, and live their life out happily with each other. Thing is, their houses are sentient. They like wink and smile with lights and stuff. It's super creepy if you think about it, because if you were doing something, I don't know "dirty", and the house knows you're doing that then that would be super frickin' the houses flirt with one another. Just saying. Anyway, the girl and boy get married and have a kid and the girl's house gets abandoned, and put on sale. At this point, the commercial actually shows who they're broadcasting for. Then it ended with their kid meeting a new girl who moves into the abandoned house that they fixed up with Lowe's products, and I guess the cycle continues. WTF. Lies! That only happens in Shoujo mangas!

I don't even need to start on the State Farm commercials do I?

Summer is almost here, just 1 week left of school (My school district starts and ends really early).

Next Observation #11: His cooking is really good