A/N So, like I said... I've been going through a bit of a hard time lately. So I figured I would post a chapter, cause maybe I can cheer someone's day up. :)

Today's Song: How To Save A Life, by The Fray. (And where did I go wrong? I lost a friend, somewhere along in the bitterness and I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life.)

After Nation had finished watching Shock Treatment, and she was okay with it, even started dancing, we really just piled out of the house, and made our way over to the castle. Nation had opened another bottle of champaign, and we were just singing and dancing the short way to the castle. The guards still knew me, and they let me right in. I was slurring a little, but Scarlet didn't notice.

"Honey, the girls room is that way. Go visit them."

She nodded, I'm sure happy to get away from the drunks. "Thanks, Genta." She trotted of towards the twins room, and I could hear laughing as she opened the room.

"This way, Sonny should be in the lounge." And I was right, but he was with who I imagine was Kitten.

"Sonny." She broke away from him. "You have guests." She got up, and he groaned when he saw me.

"What do you want, Magenta?"

"Well, I thought you might want to meet Shock Treatment." He got up. "Nation and Cosmo, Ansalong, Ricky, Brad is dead, we didn't bring Burt or Farley, and I believe you know your mother."

"It is an honor to meet you."

"Nation and Cosmo's daughter is in the twins room, if you want to see her."

"Will she be staying the night?"

We looked at Nattie. "If they want to."

"Well, I can see them in the morning. I trust that Riff gave you the movie."

"Yes, and they took it better than I did."

"Marvelous. How about we have a drink."

"They, they are already intoxicated, and you're seven."

"Seven! Whatever, I gotta go get some kitten food." With that, she left.

"What the hell!"

"How old did she think you were?"

"Not seven."

"Whatever. Just get me... Some of that fancy stuff that they used to have here."

"Yes ma'm." He ducked out of the room, and we all sat down. He came back, with six glasses, and poured us all some.

"Shouldn't we be serving you, since you're the king now?"

"Probably. But, I think someone does the shit like paperwork for me."

"Actually, there's not much paperwork. It was pretty easy."

"Maybe I am the king."

"Why wouldn't you be?"

"I'll answer that when we have all had a few more." And we did. Or, never the less, I did.

I woke up, in my own bed, not under the covers. I must of gotten drunk again. I tried to sit up, but when I did, I got a major head rush, so I laid back down. During that window, I realised I was nude. Again. Columbia and I need to learn to keep our clothes on. But, I have a hard time thinking that will happen. I have a hard time thinking about anything.

My head was pounding, but I got up anyway. I took a shower, but I had to cross the hall. I wasn't thinking, and I didn't bring clothes, so I walked across and back nude. I think someone saw, but I ducked back into my room before they could say anything. I got dressed, and then threw up everything I had ever eaten in the powder room sink across the hall. I walked to the kitchen, and started to fix breakfast as the clock said it was six thirty in the morning. That's another thing, always wake up at about six with a hangover. Well, if I am in a bed alone, I wake up at six anyway.

I turned around, and I noticed Kitten passed out at the bar. I decided to just make her something, and leave Sonny's in the trolley, which the butler brings to his suite. I put a dish in front of Kitten, and ahe moaned. "What?"

"I fixed you some food."

"Oh Yeah. I 'member you. You're the girl with big hair and a weird voice."

"I suppose I am."

"So. Where are you from?"

"Umm... Transexual."

"I've never heard of that."

"Where are you from?"

"Denton."

"Really? Do you know where you are?"

"I'm at Sonny's mansion. You're his maid, right?"

"Oh my god... He is his father. But eat. If you want to keep your big breasts, eat. You don't want to starve."

"I won't stave."

"You will here."

"What?"

"Nothing. Eat up."

I nibbled on a Transylvanian apple, while she finished her breakfast. She yawned, and stood up, aware that she was still in her robe. "So, where is this castle?"

"Where do you live?"

"Denton, I told you. He said this was right outside of Denton, but I don't know."

"Yeah... Right outside Denton. You leave Denton, then the Earth, Milky Way, pass the second sun and third, the big moon, the second big moon, and we are the third planet to the left."

"What? Where are we."

"Sonny is the king of Transexual, Transylvania."

"Nope. That's made up. That's from a movie."

"No, honey, Sonny is Frank's baby. He is the spawn of Janet Weiss, and Frank n Furter."

"You lie."

"No I don't. Come ask Janet. She sleeps in a room near here."

We walked in silence, with Kitten fiddling with her robe. We knocked on Janet's door. "Come in!"

"Hey Janet, do you know Kitten?"

"No, I don't believe we have met. Did you get seduced by the Big Furter?"

"Yes... You are Janet Weiss?"

"Yes, why?"

"She is wondering if the Rocky Horror Picture Show is real."

"Of course honey." She was making up her bed, and her bags were packed. "I was regretful at first, but they showed me the movie, and it looked like it was just me being filmed. I'm not ashamed of anything, because in a way, it was a blessing. Frank gave me Sonny."

"Okay... May I sit down?"

"Sure, hon." She sat at the desk. "So, you are Janet Weiss?"

"Yeah. Have you seen the sequel, Shock Treatment?"

"Yeah... Did that happen too?"

"Yeah, Dentonvale the show existed too. Why?"

"No reason... So, I assume there is a Riff Raff, and a Brad, and a Nation, Cosmo, Ansalong?"

"Yes, Brad died, yes, yes, and yes."

"Brad is dead?"

"Yeah, he fell of a tightrope." There was still pain in her voice, but I couldn't help but laugh.

"Nude." Now Kitten laughed.

"Magenta! Why did she need to know that?"

"Valuable information."

"How?"

"I don't know. She could sell it. Do you have any pictures of him?"

"Oh shut up." She turned to Kitten, who was practically shaking. "Have you eaten?" She nodded. "Good. Now, I think we should... Confront Sonny about his lie."

That was interesting. She grounded Sonny, and then she realised she couldn't, so she sentenced him to be without outside contact. All he could see was his staff.