Dear Texas-

New Hampshire: I'll tell Vermont you need to talk with her. You're telling /me/ not to worry? Really? Because it scares the living hell out of me to think my siblings could be hurting each other... I'll worry.

Maine: Deal! Most of New England will help! Connecticut and Hammper- (NH in background: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!) might if things get too out of hand, but you can count on Vermy(Don't tell her I'm using your nickname for her... she only lets you call her that, and even then.) And I! And probably Massachusetts, oh and Rhode Island if he turns up.

Signed-

Maddi and Andria Jones (New Hampshire and Maine)


New Hampshire and Maine,

Thanks, Hampershire. I've fought with family plenty of times and I reckon I should know how to go through it without puttin' 'nyone in the hospital. Just don't worry your pretty little head off, 'kay?

If I had that many allies when I was at war with Mexico then maybe it wouldn't have been so bloody and it would've ended faster. But I guess with y'all it go really fast against that Yank'. I can't really think of 'nyone that would want to side with 'im 'nyways.

-Tex