10 of 100 Themes: OldRivalShipping
Theme: 2-seater
"This," Green began, "is silly and by far the stupidest thing I've ever let you drag me into doing."
"Oh, don't be so stiff, Green." Blue replied cheerily. "I've always wanted to try one of these."
Green rolled his eyes. "Good for you. I haven't. It's ridiculous and completely illogical."
"It's just a bicycle."
"I don't think this counts as a bicycle, not a real one at least."
"Just because it has two seats instead of one doesn't mean it's any less a bicycle."
Don't know if I'm happy with this one, but I like humorous stories.