Chapter Ten. haha.
Once Galbatorix figured out that he lacked some sort of clothing, he ran back into his room and put some clothes on, forgetting about trying to get Caprice. Slowly, Caprice walked back to her friend Salacia.
"Hi friend." Salacia said eating a Twinkie.
"I hate you." Caprice replied. "Did I ever tell you that?"
"You've told me that several times Caprice." Salacia replied.
"How do you keep on getting modern food into the past?" Caprice asked changing the topic.
"The Twinkie man 'gave' it to me." Salacia said.
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"Hi girly!" Twinkie man said. "Do you want a free sample?"
"Depends," Salacia said.
"Here you go!" Twinkie Man said.
"This is just a hypothetical question that my friend wanted to ask." Salacia began. "Since you are a big twinkie, if I were to perhaps squeeze you, would smaller packaged twinkies come out?"
"I am a product of Hostess," Twinkie man began to say.
"Good enough answer." Salacia said.
Then she proceed on squeezing the Twinkie man, to find only cream inside coming out, with no twinkies.
"Oh well, I just take this basket of twinkies you have." Salacia said, taking the basket on the floor, ignoring the dying Twinkie man.
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"Salacia, you killed the Twinkie man?" Caprice exclaimed.
"What?" Salacia replied. "He didn't answer my question!"
Eragon and Murtagh entered the room quickly. They both stopped and waved in unison.
"Hi friends!" both boys said in unison.
"Who in the hell are you two?" Caprice exclaimed.
"I'm Eragon." Eragon said.
"I'm Murtagh." Murtagh said.
"Hey, this is our story." Caprice said.
"Yeah, get your own damn story." Salacia said.
"What if I don't want to?" Eragon argued.
"What if...YOUR MOM." Salacia said.
"Sal, that was a little weak." Caprice replied.
"ALL OF YOU ARE CRITICS!" Salacia screamed.
"I know how we can settle this!" Galbatorix said gleefully as he entered the room.
"How?" the four teens said in unison.
"Jerry Springer!" Galbatorix exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, the topic could be "You Stole My Story, Bitch!" Caprice mocked.
"Then we can beat each other up like Godzilla and Rodan!" Eragon exclaimed.
"You know what I haven't played in awhile?" Salacia said.
"If you are talking about music," Caprice said, "don't bother telling me."
"Monopoly." Salacia replied.
"What is this Monopoly you speak of?" Eragon asked.
"It's a board game." Salacia said. "It's what we do when we are so bored that we want to kill ourselves."
Caprice walked over to a door, and slowly opened it. She went inside of the closet, and began shuffling through things. Salacia soon joined her.
"Wow, Gal-bee-tor-ax has board games." Caprice commented.
"Why is there a board game called Striptease in here?" Salacia asked somewhat disturbed.
"Eww, this box smells like marijuana," Caprice exclaimed.
Galbatorix took the game from their hands, and shoved them in the bottom. He found a Monopoly game, and shut the door quickly.
"Never open that door again." Galbatorix whispered.
"You bet your ass I won't open that door again." Caprice said. "I don't want to know about your sexual life or lack of one."
"I CALL THE DOG." Salacia yelled at the top of her lungs.
Salacia opened the game box, and then began setting the game up. Galbatorix's eyes widened when he saw several piece of paper that seemed to resemble money.
"Money, money, money!" Galbatorix said grabbing the Monopoly money. "I'm gonna be rich!"
"Aren't you already rich?" Caprice asked.
"Not rich enough." Galbatorx protested.
"Oh, so until you can wipe your ass with money, you won't say you're rich?" Caprice argued.
"Perhaps," Galbatorix said. "It could be before that."
Caprice shook her head. "You do realize that money is fake?"
"Don't you realize that your face is fake?" Murtagh added in.
"Shut up, or I can shove one of your boxes of Girl Scout cookies where the sun don't shine."
"Ooh, Murtagh, she got you good." Eragon commented.
"Yeah, better than...YOUR MOM." Salacia yelled.
"Ooooooooh, burned." The peanut gallery said.
"We don't want your opinions!" Eragon yelled.
"I want them!" the man yelled as he ran past the doorway.
"JUST STAND STILL DAMNIT, I want to give you a papercut!" the first narrator yelled.
"I'll mace you good too!" The second narrator yelled.
"You know, I'm surprised that he hasn't ticked off the third narrator." Salacia said.
"I think after the third narrator, then all they have left is a volleyball with a face drawn on it." Caprice replied. "So the third one is tougher than most people."
"Wait, is this the volleyball?" Salacia said as she held the volleyball.
"How did you get that?" Caprice exclaimed.
"It's been following us everywhere." Salacia said in a creepy voice.
"Hey, a volleyball!" Galbatorix exclaimed.
Galbatorix threw it at a wall and it deflated on impact. Caprice and Salacia looked at each other, then at Galbatorix, next at the deflated ball, followed by Galbatorix, then Murtagh picking his nose, then to the deflated ball.
"That's sketchy!" an old man from the peanut gallery said.
"You know what's sketchy?" Eragon asked.
"My mom?" Caprice answered sarcastically.
"Damn you and your psychic powers!" Eragon said.
"Actually, no, it's not psychic powers, it's more that the joke is so overused." Caprice replied.
"Mainly by me!" Salacia piped up.
"Hey, I haven't had a line in awhile!" Murtagh complained.
The room went absolutely silent. A couple of crickets chirped, then a howlwas heard.
"Galbatorix, can I have a dog?" Salacia asked.
"No," Galbatorix replied, "you have a dragon, so you have no use for a dog!"
"But all Mr. Bunny does all day is sleep or eat." Salacia whined. "he never does any tricks or anything."
"You're not getting a damn dog." Galbatorix said.
"You're not fun at all." Salacia whined.
"Hey, I'm fun!" Galbatorix protested.
"When he's drunk." Caprice muttered.
"Don't be hatin on a G, man!" Galbatorix replied.
"You know what of been really cool?" Salacia randomly said.
"What Salacia?" Caprice asked.
"If Gal-bee-tor-ax was Eragon's father." Salacia said.
"Oh my god, do you know how disturbing that would be?" Eragon exclaimed.
"No, no, you don't get it!" Salacia argued.
"What's to get?" Murtagh added in. "Galbatorix is psychotic old man whose acts like he's on weed."
"No, it would be cool cause," Salacia said. "He could be like, Eraaaaagon, I am your father. Then Eragon could act all surprised, and be like, OH MY GOD, Daddddeeeee."
Caprice sat in her seat with a dumbfounded look on her face. Galbatorix was to busy looking through his closet. Murtagh and Eragon looked at each other like idiots. Salacia was laughing at her joke.
"You know what time it is?" Eragon asked.
"What time?" Galbatorix asked. "Cause I have a date!"
Then the room erupted in laughter, and they all pointed at Galbatorix.
"Galbatorix, you are such a kidder!" everyone exclaimed.
Yeah, chapter ten was random stuff that I intertwined and stuff. I have no clue why I added the Monopoly game because they don't even play the game actually. Oh well. Thanks to all the reviewers. You guys are truly amazing. :gives free stuff:
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