Gosh I have to get this story finished off, But I decided to do another humour story since I'm getting this finished, and After spooking my little sister and her friends with a picture of Annabelle as our desktop cover I decided I should do a Halloween countdown story called 'The Slender Fairy' when I seriously finish this off, I guess it wouldn't hurt to do another story especially humor.


The crashing buckets of rain had died down a bit to small sprinkling showers as Tecna and Timmy gathered around the large emerald green crystal illuminating the room. Tecna had already given up and sat beside the glass case it was stored in.

"I'm hungry, I haven't had anything to eat for 4 days," She groaned pulling her knees up to her chest. Timmy rolled his eyes and ignored her continuing to find out how this crystal is suppose to work.

"Maybe electricity can counter it's energy?" He suggested thoughtfully as Tecna snorted: "doubt it!" His smile fainted as he glared at her.

"Your suppose to be smart!" Timmy argued.

"I am! The smartest fairy at Alfea!" She bragged with a successful grin

"I remember Stella telling me you flunked your science project!" He smirked as she frowned and face-palmed herself mutter 'I'm gonna kill Stella'.

"That's cuz Stella decided my project could also burst out confetti and glitter so she load it with those large plastic stars before the presentation and ..."

"and?" he pressed wanting to hear what she had to say,

"and, It socked our male science teacher between the legs," She said with a frown remembering the day she got the booklet saying she got a D, oh the rage she felt, she was so close to whacking Stella with it. Timmy burst out laughing rolling on the floor like a puppy being tickled on the tummy. He dropped everything including his glasses as he continued his fit of giggles.

"Shut up!" she barked in rage, "I swear Timmy, If I wasn't a sensible female, I would have stripped every piece of skin off you body!" She threatened murderously.

"Okay, okay, first off, your not sensible, second off, ha! you could barely pull my shoe off," He didn't stop laughing, that was pissing her off every laugh. Tecna bit down her jaws in anger trying to spare him.

"Okay you know what? I give up!" She burst, standing up so fast her hair flattened. Timmy shut up instantly watching her move in silence. The pink hair fairy stormed to him, but instead of yelling she said something else... "eeep!" She squeaked slipping on Timmy's glasses and slamming head first onto the ground. the boy would have laughed until his gut blew, that is until he heard her growl. Her arms extended beside her and heaved herself up.

"I waited so patiently for you to stop, but no, you had to keep going?" Her eyes were flashing a yellow colour, gleaming in rage, her hair was frizzy, messed and covering her face. there were soft scratches of her face and her teeth were gritted, Timmy found himself backing against a wall. Tecna or what the hell was standing furiously in front of him slapped her foot forward, her fingers curled like claws.

"Tecna snapped!" he muttered to himself about to run away screaming.

"You idiot, you should've stop when you had the chance to..." His mouth fall open as her hand travels to her top and she unexpectedly pulls a steel pipe out of her bra?!

"WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!" The orange hair guy demands half yelping, trying to gain the confidence he lost just looking at this devil. This wasn't the loving Tecna that sat there 2 hours ago, this was a freaking maniac! She lunges at him in attempt to flog his face with the monstrous pipe!

"GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!" Timmy shriek ducking of fright which somehow misses the pipe to his head.

"Get back here you little jerk!" Tecna screeches. He grasps his hair for dear life and crawls in between her legs and out of her near presence as she twists the pipe free from the wall. She spins around and swings the steel pole at him. Timmy squeaks as it made contact with his backside sending him flying a few meters,

"Your not escaping!" she smirks, her glowing eyes beaming. She lifts the pole above her head about to sock him, but he manages to leap to the side and tumbled out the cracked hole into the ship's corridors.

"Come 'ere Timmy boy, Let's play baseball? I could bat you could BE the ball!" She crackles, WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! He gets up to his feet and runs down the dark hallways, arms waving in the air whooping for his life!

"HELP GUYS! HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEE! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY THE SHE-DEVIL!"


"Do you hear something?" Sky asked curiously pressing his half frost bitten ear to the walls, listening carefully.

"HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!" a muffled screamed sang through the ice floors.

"Nope," Bloom yawned not even bothering to pay attention to the hollering outside the thick metal freezer walls.

"Must be the wind," Sky shrugs, curling back to his position, trying to warm up.


"JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" Timmy demanded bending over out of breath. His body ran back into motion when he heard the she-devil approach.

"Kill? I'm going to shred you into bits!" She crackled, aiming a clear shot at the unfortunate teenage boy, whacking him in the rear again.

"Oh man!" He hoots in pain, covering his behind with his hands as he jolted. Turning through the corridors randomly he he stopped, his usual complexion turned pale as snow as he glanced up at the large metal safe-like door blocking him off.

"Oh look, the mouse is trapped," Tecna giggled, the colour in her eyes that reduced a bit but he muderous personality still remained. Frantically he gazed around, his sight caught by the small control pad hooked to the door. Leaping in joy Timmy ran to it, running his fingers on the key-pad faster than he'd ever done! Before Tecna could swing her bat again, the key-pad flashed green.

BEEP BEEP 'doors opening'...


hmm, where have we heard that line of noise before? ;)

guess this story is coming to an end, I feel bad for it,

Okay you guys have to be honest, did this chapter make at least smile? ;P

Because it did to me, and I don't usual laugh or smile at my own work, I still can't believe I came up with something like this? Tecna and Timmy aren't my strong point in writing about but to come up with this, I'm praising myself!

Anyways hope you liked it and don't forget to review and listen to 'Cheerleader' (!)