A/N: Why is Red Tornado not in Injustice? Get on that, Nether Realm.
Read, review, enjoy. Especially as this one is on time for a change.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 2nd
Batman has visited the cave in order to dispense a mission briefing.
Missions have been rather few and far between these past months. It must be due to Batman taking them on himself.
The mission (which will most probably last a mere 24 hours) entails an airdrop onto the New Olympus battlestation (recently spotted in Cuban airspace)
The team, and one flight-capable Leaguer, will be assaulting the station, disabling and acquiring the Thunderbolt weapon, and taking Maximilian Zeus into custody.
No one is talking to Kid Flash.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 3rd
I have been selected as the flight-capable Leaguer who will be accompanying the team on the "Maxie Zeus" drop.
Joy.
No one is talking to Kid Flash.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 4th
Drop on New Olympus went "off without a hitch." Or so Canary says.
I am unsure as to why the New Olympus would have a towing attachment, and also why it would be leaving without one, but I digress.
Our performance was satisfactory to complete the mission's main parameters, and "Maxie" (Robin and Zatanna's nickname for him, naturally) Zeus was satisfactorily surprised when he learned of his imminent conflagration, cursing the Iron Demon (myself) of Hades (Batman) to Tartarus.
I expect Wonder Woman will be able to teach me more about these new concepts.
Everyone managed to complete the mission without talking to Kid Flash once.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 5th
Artemis has broken the (rather refreshing) not-talking-to-Kid-Flash stint we have been having.
Evidently she was unable to go another day without arguing with him, but I suspect the reason is somewhat more personal than that.
More whispers (decidedly Chalant-sounding) from the shadows regarding the presence of a "Spitfire" pairing.
No one is talking to Artemis or Kid Flash.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 6th
John Smith has (ab)used his "teacher" status to re-arrange the seating plan in his classroom.
I will see what happens when the two halves of Chalant are placed as far away from each other as possible.
If nothing else, it should provide a welcome break from constantly looking over my shoulder for any traps set by the devious two.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 7th
Zatanna has had a mishap and inadvertantly magically welded her right hand to Robin's utility belt.
I have been speculating on precisely how that could have happened, and also why on earth she was touching Robin's belt while attempting to perform magic.
I am going to be recording both Batman and Black Canary's reactions to this development for posterity.
Red Tornado's Journal: September 8th
The recording of the reactions to the (now infamous) "Hand to Belt" incident was extraordinarily amusing. Personally, the finest segment of it is Zatanna and Robin's faces when they are told they will be having "The Talk." What this "talk" is and why it is so terrifying (or more mortifying than terrifying, to be exact) are a mystery to me.
The team have been introduced to this recording after an unnamed android accidentally allowed it to be played on the large holoscreen while the entire team was in attendance. I think it is fair recompense for the time Robin and Zatanna reformatted my voicebox to force me to speak in Spanish for a day.
I was asked if I had seen who had played the recording, and I denied seeing anything.
After all, I did not see myself play the recording, did I?
XD