Hello! Well, this is chapter ten ^^ As always thanks to all of my readers and reviewers! Almost 50 reviews! I appreciate the feedback so thanks! I hope you're all enjoying this pointless story! =)
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Of Course The Witch Lives In A Cottage
"What are we going to do when we get to the witch's house anyway?" Amu asked exasperated. The small group was currently traveling to the witch's cottage. Because all witches live in a cottage in either a forest or swamp, it's a law.
"You're going to help her!" Eru cried.
"How?" Amu asked slowly. "Won't she want to kill us?"
"Why would she want to do that?" Miki asked.
"Maybe because she's an EVIL WITCH!" Ikuto shouted.
What did I say about speaking slave?
Ikuto snarl/growled.
Thought so.
"She's not evil, mysterious voice that didn't just come from Ikuto's mouth," Eru defended.
"Oh, go to hell!"
"Still, that unexplained voice has a point," Miki said.
"F*** YOU!"
"Even if she isn't evil, she's certainly got a bone to pick with Amu," Miki continued.
"Why me?" Amu asked.
"Because the author said so. Clearly she's running out of ideas."
Eru nodded. "But she needs this seemingly pointless sub-plot to explain a few things and progress the story."
"So it's not pointless then," Amu said.
"Amu, this entire story is completely pointless," Miki said.
"Well, that's true."
Ikuto nodded beside her.
"Still, if we plan on 'helping' the witch, we're going to need a plan. One that doesn't involve her killing us," Miki rationalized.
"I wouldn't worry too much," Eru piped in. "If the author killed us, there wouldn't be a story and she'd be hunted and killed."
Amu nodded. "So what's the plan?"
"I guess we wing it," Miki said shrugging.
"Man, the author's lazy," Amu said.
That I am, but then again, that's never been much of a secret.
Ikuto nodded.
"Well, we're here."