Author's Note: Hiya readers! For returning readers (if anyone has stuck around): I'm really sorry that I'm pretty much the worst when it comes to being on hiatus and have been gone for around 5-6 years now ^^;; eh he...At least these chapters are not continuous, so there's no awful cliffhangers? For anyone new, hello, hope this is amusing and makes you smile :)
"I don't know what's more disgusting Plasmus, the way you look, or the stuff you eat!" Robin quipped smoothly to the purple oozing villain.
Plasmus put down the severed sewage pipe that was leaking sewage waste and wiped his mouth from the substance with a sloppy arm movement.
Plasmus briefly ruminated. Easy for you to taunt, Boy Wonder–you can have all the delicious foods you want. I actually have a rather advanced taste palate and can appreciate the finer foods such as foie gras and truffle butter and gourmet wine–much better than the pizza and soda you and your friends constantly scarf down. The villain rolled his eyes, though this remained unnoticed by the Teen Titans. Unfortunately, sewage helps me retain my plasma-like shape and powers, so I have to scarf it down, no matter how disgusting it is. The villain sighed and took another swig of sewage from the nearby pipe that he set down earlier. Ugh, I hate this stuff, thought the villain with defeat before he stretched out an arm to launch an attack at the Titans' leader.
But they'll never know.