Will Turner: TMI!

Jack Sparrow: right after me? ;)

Elizabeth Swann: Right.

Norrington: replace "screw" with talk to

yes, right after Jack

Will Turner: talking with your bodies?

Jack Sparrow: hahaha

Elizabeth Swann:D

Norrington: -ignores will- actually, you met him once didnt you jack?

Will Turner: Elizabeth and I do that all the time

Elizabeth Swann: That we do.

Jack Sparrow: yes. when I was still working for his brother

Will Turner: Hey Norrie, Elizabeth said I was bigger than you!

Norrington: ...

Jack Sparrow: I could've told you that

Will Turner: so there!

Norrington: -.-

Will Turner: how would you know, Jack?

Jack Sparrow: and I'm the biggest ;)

Will Turner: yeah

Norrington: riiiiiiight

Elizabeth Swann: I think Will's the biggest. Sorry, Jack.

Jack Sparrow: whatever

Will Turner: Elizabeth?!?!?!

WTF?!?!?

Norrington: how would you know Jack's size?

Elizabeth Swann: I'm just guessing!!!

Will Turner: you've seen Jack's thingy?

Elizabeth Swann: I don't!!!

NO!!!!

Norrington: riiight

Jack Sparrow: side note: hahaha

Elizabeth Swann: I'm guessing, I SWEAR!

Will Turner: oh man this blows

Norrington: dont deny it Elizabeth, you've seen ALLL of our penises

-crosses arms-

Jack Sparrow: She's never had the Jack sparrow experience

Elizabeth Swann: NO - not JACK'S!

Norrington: dont deny it

we all know it

Elizabeth Swann: SEE!!!

Will Turner: I want to believe you

Elizabeth Swann: BELIEVE ME! PLEASE!

Jack Sparrow: Will would I ever lie to you

Will Turner: persuade me, Elizabeth

Elizabeth Swann: I really promise this time.

Will Turner: yes!

Norrington: -rolls eyes- yeah, right

Will Turner: you lie all the friggin time!

Elizabeth Swann: How do you want me to persuade you?

I WILL.

Will Turner: guess!

Norrington: and i go to office suites for masturbation!

hah.

-.-

wait...

Will Turner: haha Norrie can't get any

Jack Sparrow: Jack has to leave for a little while. bye

Norrington: NO

Will Turner: unfortunately so does Will

Elizabeth Swann: Bye Jack!

Norrington: JACK DONT LEAVE ME...

Will Turner: he has kitty duty

Norrington: ohh

Will Turner: brb

Elizabeth Swann: Don't leave me with Norrie, Will!

Jack Sparrow: and Jack has to act like he's a part of his family lol

bye

Norrington: OK then, Willy boy, i'll take care of Elizabeth for you while you're gone

Elizabeth Swann: WILL!!!!

Not again.

Norrington: So, Elizabeth, how're you doing?

-sits down cross-legged on sand-

Elizabeth Swann: I'm getting by.

-sits next to Norrie-

You?

Norrington: Ah, well...

I'm managing...

um

Elizabeth Swann: Me too.

Norrington: look, we all know I'm the horny bastard that always pleads for everything...

so I'll get it out now

Elizabeth Swann: Yeah...

Norrington: Is Will really bigger than me?

Elizabeth Swann: Yeah...sorry.

Norrington: oh

how many inches?

you know...

Elizabeth Swann: Mmmm.

Norrington: Subway sandwich?

Elizabeth Swann: Let me think...

Norrington: that big?

Elizabeth Swann: Not THAT much.

Norrington: oh

well, um...

Elizabeth Swann: maybe only a couple more.

Norrington: ah...

right..

Elizabeth Swann: Yeah...

So...

Norrington: Sooo...

Elizabeth Swann: How're things with Giselle?

Norrington: theres nothing on with giselle
Elizabeth Swann: I thought Jack said you guys were going to get together?
Norrington: no fcuking way
Elizabeth Swann: Oh.
Will Turner: I'm back!
Norrington: not a chance in high hell
Elizabeth Swann: WILL!
Norrington: Hello there Will
Will Turner: My love!
not you Norrie
Elizabeth
Elizabeth Swann: We just sat and talked this time, I promise!
Will Turner: just so you know
Norrington: see, we did nothing to sacrifice honor
Will Turner: TALKED!?!?
what does that MEAN??!?!
Elizabeth Swann: NOT WITH OUR BODIES!
Norrington: Yeah, just talked
Will Turner: oh ok then
Elizabeth Swann: just regular
Will Turner:)
Elizabeth Swann:)
Norrington: no, just with out mouths, we talked
i mean
Will Turner: mouths?
Norrington: we only talked with our mouths
Elizabeth Swann: I told you were bigger than him.
So, be happy.
Will Turner: thanks!
Norrington: I mean, not talk talk with our mouths...
Will Turner: I am very happy
Elizabeth Swann: Good.
Norrington: i mean, just converse in light conversation
Elizabeth Swann: yeah.
Will Turner: a little too happy
where did Jack go?
Elizabeth Swann: Again, Will?
Norrington: Too... happy...
Will Turner: again
Norrington: oh.
Will Turner: I'm insatiable!
Norrington: oh. I get it.
fine, i'll leave then!
-jumps into water-
Will Turner: that's not what I meant
Elizabeth Swann: Of course you are! After those ten years alone.
Norrie!
Will Turner: dran look what I did
Elizabeth Swann: Come back!
Will Turner: I'll save you James!
Elizabeth Swann: Gosh Will -dran!
Norrington: -body drifts back to shore-
Will Turner: -jumps after him-
Elizabeth Swann: Hurry Will!
Will Turner: James! Wake up!
Elizabeth Swann: James!
Will Turner: Slaps him silly
Elizabeth Swann: Wait...isn't he already dead?
Norrington: Whoa
Will Turner: Jamie, please wake up
Norrington: HOLD UP RIGHT THERE
WIll,
Will Turner: yes he's already dead
Norrington: you do NOT slap other men
Will Turner: but still
I worry about him
he gets rejected alot
Norrington: although Jack did slap Gibbs, but Jack's gay
Elizabeth Swann: Me too.
Will Turner: right
Elizabeth Swann: Jack's BI - NOT gay.
Will Turner: but Gibbs did lose the Pearl so..
Norrington: Right.
Will Turner: that's true he does love Ana
Elizabeth Swann: Mhm.
Norrington: yes.
So, guys...
um...
Elizabeth Swann: yeah?
Will Turner: yes?
Norrington: Up for a threesome?
Will Turner: Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Swann: Will?
Norrington: side note: i cant breathe - laughing
Will Turner: pleads
Elizabeth Swann: It's up to you.
Will Turner: It's UP to me?
Elizabeth Swann: yes.
Will Turner: stop teasing me woman
Norrington: oh god, please dont be the Melty Man right now...
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not! you decide.
Will Turner: I say go for it!
Norrington: right then!
Elizabeth Swann: Okay.
Norrington: um
Where exactly?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't care.
Will Turner: there's always my cabin!
Elizabeth Swann: NO!
Norrington: No!
Will Turner: why?
Elizabeth Swann: That's OUR special place
Norrington: please, no.
Will Turner: ok fine TOUCHY!
Norrington: Well actually I was going to say that I wouldve played with the organ but...
um...
that came out wrong.

Elizabeth Swann: Don't you consider it our special place?
Will Turner: I love playing with the organ!
please elizabeth?
Elizabeth Swann: ..Fine.
Will Turner: every place is special when you are there Elizabeth :)
Elizabeth Swann: Suck up.
Will Turner: you know you like it
Norrington: back
Elizabeth Swann: Sometimes.
Norrington: -.-
can you guys NOT talk about that in front of me?
please...
Will Turner: ok
Elizabeth Swann: okay, sorry.
Norrington: So, um
Will Turner: Shall we?
Norrington: shall we start right here then?
William Turner: Elizabeth I can't wait any longer!
Norrington: Me neither!
Elizabeth Swann: Okay...
Norrington: I'm already stiff!
William Turner: I'm about to explode here
Norrington: Let's go - we'd better swim quickly
Elizabeth Swann: How do you guys wanna do this?
William Turner: thank god for WILLpower
Norrington: SWIM!
William Turner: you'd best be in the middle dearest
Norrington: -dives into water and swims-
Elizabeth Swann: -swims faster-
Norrington: -toward dutchman-
William Turner: -apparates-
Elizabeth Swann: -gets up on the ship-
William Turner: beat you!