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"Its bad luck, I tell ya!" Said Gibbs, for about the millionth time.
"I know…." Said Captain Jack Sparrow, staring distractedly at the screen.
Gibbs was taken aback by his reply. When Gibbs referred to bad luck and superstitions,
they never agreed.
They had found another disc, but this one had a shark on it, and the words 'JAWS'
imprinted in big red letters. Jack had decided to put it into the computer.
The crew gathered around as words began to scroll across the screen.
The pirates stared in awe as peoples names appeared in blue lettering, and it showed an underwater scene. There were shipwrecks, and scraps of junk, and very very very slimy thingies.
The first event to happen in this magical moving picture was for a person to be mauled by a shark. Everyone winced. They've seen sharks before, but never have they seen one attacking someone. And this was only the first attack.
The monstrous great white did a double-take and spotted a little boy floating on a life-preserver. It propelled forward. Jack and Gibbs lunged forward in the seats, screaming at the little boy to get out of the water…
"Mothers love, child! Get your arse out of there!"
"Son, you better mosey on out of that water, or you're going to be fish food!"
The music started in that creepy way,
DUN NUH…….DUN NUH, DUN NUH
Gibbs and Jack were screaming. In all the panic, right before the boy had a chunk taken out of him, Ragetti ran up to the computer, picked it up with a death grip, and smashed it 3 times on the
side of the ship. Everyone stared at him with a relieved smirk…But then, they all realized something…
"That was the only thing able to charge the eyepoddimus!" A collective group of pirates not shown in the movie said.
"Aye, that be true…" Said Gibbs, with a long sigh.
Everyone turned and glared at Ragetti.
"Sorry…" Was all he said.
When everyone turned away, Pintel had a talk with Ragetti. "Look on the bright side!" said Pintel gruffly, "You saved that boy's life!"
Ragetti gave a lopsided grin. "That was nothin'!" he replied, as happy as can be.
"I need rum!" exclaimed Jack, as he walked away, giving a long sad glance at the shattered computer.
On the way down, he though the might as well use up the last bit of iPod battery life.
He turned it on and pressed play. So far, his favorite person on this was a woman by the name of Rihanna. Recently, a large mix of songs had appeared on the music list, and the newest one from her was called "Diturbia". It was wonderful.
It got Jack in the mood to party. He started doing wild dance routines, some including belly dancing!
He began to get full of himself.
"Oh yeah…Oh yeah…It's my birthday….its my birthday…" he chanted, while doing a strange version of the moonwalk with a combination of the waltz.
In the middle of a belly dancing move, Sylvia the goat walked out of nowhere and leered at him with a loud, angry 'nahhhhhhhhhhhh'.
3 hours later, Jack emerged from the hold, a fresh rum bottle in hand, ipod at his side.
In his drunken state, Jack almost walked right off the ship. Gibbs stopped him in the nick of time.
"Hey pretty….lady…how do you-HICCUP…." He looked around confusedly and then announced
"I forgot…what I was saying."
Just then, a big black box appeared in front of them. They inspected it.
"SANYOOOOOO" squawked Jack.
Gibbs didn't say a word.
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Ps, I know this chapter wasn't maybe as fun as some others, but I would like to view it as a filler chapter, or possible an appetizer before the big meal that is a good full chapter. Haha. And if you don't know what Sanyo is, just wait and see.