Live with Yuval and Hillai
Chapter 10- 10 hour energy for 29.95$!
Yuval: "Hi there. Exactly at 8 PM, channel 13 (our channel) will stop its transmission for 30 seconds, in the remembrance of two of the greatest inventors of all times- Mikhail Tzinorov, the inventor of the computer, the iPod, the train, the diving suit, the book, the camera, the chocolate, the cow and the word "morning", and Peter Petrovich, the inventor of Mikhail Tzinorov."
30 seconds later
Hillai: "Hi there and welcome to "Live with Yuval and Hillai."
Yuval: "The show that make fun of everything-the annoying orange, oranges, turtles, walnuts…you got the idea."
Hillai: "Today we are joined by Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Minerva, Hello Nurse, The mime (again), Slappy, Colin and Skippy."
Yuval: "Our first question comes from Grandma Family. She asks:
"Hi! I have a question to the warners. There are rumors that you have a few other brothers and sister that you recently discovered. Is it true?"
Yakko: "This IS true. After we discovered that our parents live in Seattle, we discovered we have more brothers and sisters. They are called Jessica, Tony, Rita, David and Erik Warner. They are also crazy."
Wakko: "We saw them first time about two years ago. Since then, we see them at least every week."
Hillai: "So why they weren't in Animaniacs?"
Dot: "Because we didn't know they exist at this time. And think about it- a show with 10 main characters?"
Yuval: "But you are 8 siblings if we count the new brothers and sisters."
Wakko: "Hey, don't forget our parents."
Hillai: "So our next question is from…pichicha. Just one user that send us about 70% of the questions we answer. She asks:
"HELLO PEOPLE! PICHICHA IS IN THE HOUSE!
Anyway, first of all, I wanted to answer Minerva's "I'm surprised you don't have a crush on me" well dear, sweet Minerva...
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A GIRL! A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL! I AM NOT GAY!
Back to the questions:
Warners: A friend of mine saw me in a sugar rush and decided she liked the way that I looked high, so she had dared me to have, 17 cups of coffee, 15 sodas, 5 candy bars, 2 bubble gum packets, and one piece of cake! Should I? Or shouldn't I?"
Yakko: "No, no, no, NO! Don't do this!"
"Otto: Ugh, first off I have to give you a message from my grandma,so here it goes: Are you married? (! Me: Grandma! You told me you were going to ask him if he could arrange a Psychiatric appointment with you!
Grandma: Oh but he's so handsome!
Me: Eww! Naughty Grandma, Whatever happened to grandpa! You married him for Pete's sake! Now go over there and do... whatever old people do.
Grandma: Bye Otto! See me at the café on the other side of the street!
Me:Go do you stuff Grandma!)
Phew! SOOO Sorry about that, she has "issues", anyway, Scratchy, which of the Warner's do you think is the craziest?
Hello Nurse: Do you have a boyfriend? I mean, with your looks, I'd be surprised if you didn't!
Minerva: I hope you understood that I am a GIRL! Anyway, I haven't seen many episodes of you in them, so what is your main purpose in the cartoon, I mean do you get chased around like the Warners, do people want to eat you like Slappy, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Mime: What has been the most painful thing that ran over, fell over, or bit you?
Slappy: Have you ever had the desire to blow up the director of one of your cartoons?
Skippy: What is your birthday?
Warners: If you could be in a crossover with the Teen Titans, what would you do? (help them fight evil, kiss them, dance with them, WHAT WOULD YOU DO!)
Well then, G'night Everybody!"
Yuval: "Well, Minerva, what can you say to pichicha?"
Minerva: "I said that to Yuval, that's why he answered me. What did you think about?"
Hillai: "OK. Now let's move to the questions."
Yakko: "Eat that on your own risk. I once had a sugar rush, and it wasn't nice."
Wakko: "Why wasn't it nice? You finished the marathon at 45 seconds!"
Dot: "But then he couldn't walk for a month.
Wakko: "True, true."
Otto: "I'm married. Zo you remember my girlfriend from ze episode vith ze drive-in? Ve vere married shortly after ze show vas over."
Yuval: "But what about the second question?"
Otto: "Huh?"
Hillai: "Vich…oops, Which Warner is the craziest?"
Otto: "Probably Vakko. He's really crazy. But I don't say Yakko and Dot aren't…"
Hello Nurse: "I am dating with the Mime. He's one of the most normal characters in all of the Warner bros. cartoons. He's nice, he's smart, not like what you see in the TV, he is the opposite of his character in this show."
Minerva: "I think that I'm like Hello Nurse- just the dumb and attractive character."
Hello nurse: "Say what? Do you call a 157 IQ as dumb?"
Yakko: "Cat fight!"
Hillai: "All of you JUST SHUT UP!"
Minerva: "OK, geez…"
Hillai: "So Mime, now it's your question."
Mime: "Probably it's the time I was run over by a bus."
Slappy: "Actually, I never had the idea to blow up the director, but thanks for the idea!"
Skippy: "My birthday? No one ever asked me this before. It's on April 4th. "
Dot: "I never watched teen titans, but it looks…"
Yakko: "Let me guess- horrible."
Dot: "I wanted to say "awesome". Stop being so sarcastic."
Yuval: "Our last question comes from Yasser majayef. He asks:
"i have a question for Skippy and Colin. There are rumors that you became best friends after the big wrap party. True?"
Colin: "Yes, it's true. My BFF after randy Beamen died in an accident that included a marker, a chewed bubble gum, a 3D puzzle and a machine gun."
Hillai: "That's all, folks!"
Yuval: "Right after us-a new episode of friends, "The one where Joey wins the wii tournament, Monica become addicted to the Simpsons and Chandler and Ross were arrested after they spat from the roof" at 8 PM. At 8:30 PM- a new episode of family guy- violence! Drugs! Alcohol! And someone that yells different words and loves exclamation marks! At 10 PM- a new episode of "Mister Bean", where he fights a woman called Ms. Chickpeas. And please, please, please…"
Hello nurse: "Don't call me dumb?"
Yuval: "No, please send us questions!"
A very important message!
From now on, I will publish only one new chapter every week, on Saturday. That's because I'll begin 8th grade on September 1st, and in Israel the weekend is Saturday only.
Also, I'll take a 3 week vacation in the USA, September 22nd to October 13th. The last episode of this "season" will be on September 17th. The second season will start in a different fic on October 22nd, when another host will join Yuval and Hillai!