Sorry for the shortness and quickness of this chapter. Linda and I were just done with book 3 and wanted to get on with our lives, which is odd since when I read the books 3 was one of my favorite ones. I would have given you more from book 4 but Linda and I kept getting distracted by this fighting game on the Wii instead of writing.

Dementor Time

"Today we are going to work on getting rid of Boggarts."

"Hey Linda, what is your biggest fear?" I whispered to Linda while tuning out Remus.

"Snakes, Spiders, Death,…" Linda continued to list her biggest fears for the class.

"Okay, Linda it is your turn." I said pushing Linda forward.

The boggart shifted into a giant snake, causing several girls to squeak in fear. Then it suddenly shifted and turned into a giant spider. It then became a giant shark. The boggart continued to shift as Linda thought of a way to make it funny.

"Riddikulus!" Linda shouted putting a box around the still shape shifting boggart making it look like it was in a TV and then a giant hammer appeared and continuously hit it over the head.

"Whack him with a hammer!" I said happily.

"Haha, your turn." Linda said grinning at me.

"It's…French Fries?" I questioned staring at the floating French fries in front of me. I decided to poke them. "Ew, they are cold."

"The inhumanity." Linda said shaking her head.

"Ack!" I said as Tom Riddle appeared next to the French fries and started eating them. "Those are mine!"

"So she is afraid of chips being eaten by a teenager?"

"No! they are mine! Don't steal them, even if they are cold." I argued moving to steal them from Tom Riddle who then changed into Voldemort.

"The horror, the horror." Linda said.

"You better not eat those." I said causing him to grin and bite into them. "Riddikulus!" I shouted turning the fries into worms. "Hah!" I shouted triumphantly before laughing hysterically.

"Somehow we made it to the part where stuff happens with a werewolf, a demon tree, and a pumpkin patch."

"Time went very strange this time." Linda mused.

"I kept skipping things with my dimensional time turner." I admitted.

"When did you get that?"

"I always had it. How do you think I skip the boring parts?"

"Oh, I see. I want one."

"No."

"Why not?"

"You would just skip to the end and then make it play backwards."

"True."

"Do we have to be a part of that stuff?"

"Nah, let's go eat some ice cream and then go outside and see what happens."

"Awesome."

"There is a flock of Dementors coming this way." I calmly informed Linda as we watched them fly out of the Forbidden Forest.

"Do they travel in flocks?"

"I figured since they fly they would be like birds."

"Some Squirrels can fly."

"Do squirrels travel with each other?"

"No."

"Then for all we know a bunch of squirrels could be a flock."

"Ooh, pretty!" Linda said watching her soul being sucked out of her body.

"How could you stand to be near them for so long?" Minerva questioned after saving us from certain death by dementors.

"I don't have any bad memories." Linda admitted proudly. "Although, I think I stubbed my toe earlier."

"I suppress my bad memories." I added.

"From dementors?" Minerva questioned not believing me.

"I am that good at it. The joys of selective memory."

"Are your bad memories that bad?" She questioned.

"I don't know…I am repressing them. Duh."

"We missed the time turner train." I pointed out.

"Can't we just use yours?" Linda questioned.

"Mine only goes forwards, not backwards."

"Why?"

"Our reality has that space-time-continuum thing."

"Oh, so how are we going to watch what happens?"

"We're not." I stated right when we were transported back to our world.

End Book 3

Since that is definitely not enough for a chapter I give you some Book 4 funtimes:

Linda and I were, unlike last time, merely thinking in British accents. I was reading Frankenstein which needs to have a British accent to fully get the feeling of the book. Linda was randomly thinking in a fake British accent. We were both transported, I would assume magically, back into Harry Potter World.

"Linda?" I questioned looking around this large, creepy, normal-spider infested mansion.

"See who is there Wormtail." I heard a raspy voice command.

"Crap." I cursed.

Meanwhile…

"Have you seen Candice? She is about, really tall, and has a manly wand?"

"No we haven't seen her."

"That's odd. This is the first random teleportation to your world that she did not come with me for. Speaking of, where am I?" Linda questioned just noticing she was in a clearing in the woods. Good job Linda.

"You are at the Quidditch World Cup." Fred and George both said excitedly.

Preview from next chapter: Ugly Baby Time

"Wormtail, bring her to me." I heard the Voldemort voice command.

"Yes, my Lord." Wormtail said before exiting the room.

"Hello, Wormtail, fancy meeting you here." I said while backing away from the door that I was eavesdropping at.

"You need to come with me."

"I don't want to." I said before running away, like a smart person.

"Stop! Stupify!" Wormtail shouted after me.

"Don't wanna!" I shouted back almost reaching the safety of the graveyard. Sadly I tripped over a giant snake.