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Chapter 11: The Homecoming Dance
It was finally the day: The Homecoming Dance. Chi-Chi was dressed in her modest dress, a simple white dress going all the way to her knees. She paced back and forth in front of the door, waiting for Goku to show up.
"HE'S 30 SECONDS LATE!" Chi-Chi roared with anger. When her and Celeria caught Goku and Turles wearing each others clothes, they admitted their plan on proposing for Homecoming, which they gladly agreed to go.
"Chi-Chi...don't you think you're being a bit hard on him?" Ox King, hiding behind the couch asked.
Chi-Chi's eyes turned into fire as she faced her father, "HARD?! WE SPECIFICALLY AGREED ON MEETING HERE AT 7:30-"
KNOCK KNOCK
Chi-Chi rushed towards the door and opened it to reveal an apologetic Goku in a white tuxedo, holding our some red roses, "Sorry I'm late Chi, I was hungry along the way here! But I got you these since my mom told me to,"
"Y-You got me roses?...THAT STILL DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FROM BEING LATE!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"Chi-Chi, calm down!" Ox King held Chi-Chi back and carried her to the front door, with Goku following behind, "Go on and have some fun, and make sure call me when the dance is over,"
"Fine!" Chi-Chi glared at Goku, who was chuckling sheepishly.
"You kids have fun!" Ox King waved at the two before closing the door and sighing in relief.
- At Capsule Corp. -
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!" Vegeta screamed in anger.
Bulma flinched and turned around from her body sized mirror, flushing as Vegeta was right behind her. He was wearing a dark blue tuxedo, with black dress shoes.
"You said you wouldn't be here till 7:45! It's 7:35!" Bulma whined, "How did you get in my room anyways?!"
Vegeta pointed towards her open window and growled, trying to get back to his point, "What the f*ck are wearing?!"
Bulma looked at her dress. It was a light blue almost mid thigh long dress, with silver glitter all around her bust, which also showed some cleavage. She wore some light blue heels with that too.
"...What?" Bulma asked, clearly confused.
"You can't wear that! Too much skin is showing!" Vegeta narrowed his eyes, looking up and down.
"Sorry Vegeta, but it'll take me 3 more hours to find another dress," Bulma started to walk towards him, but ended up tripping over her heels.
Vegeta caught her just in time and scowled, "That's what you get for wearing high heels!"
Bulma flushed in shame and yelled, "Let's just hurry up and go to the dance so we can announce Homecoming King and Queen! And so my mom won't take pictures!"
One second after that sentences her mother called from downstairs, "I knoe you two are up there~!" Come down so I can take pictures~!"
"D*mn it!" Both cursed at the same time.
- At Dr. Gero's Secert Hideout/House -
Krillin nervously knocked on the door with some daisies in his hand. He wore a black tuxedo and a black dress cap along with it. He was sweating furiuosly, and applied a bunch of deoderant and colongue on his body.
The door finally opened to reveal Cell, "Ugh, it's you again..."
"Um...Can I see 18?" Krillin gulped nervously.
"...No," Cell laughed and slammed the door in Krillin's face.
"..."
The door immediately opened to reveal 17, who was wearing a gray tuxedo, "Come on in, Baldy,"
Krillin walked in and looked around the house. Some androids were runnig around, chasing each other. Others were locked up in theit pods, sleeping.
Krillin spotted Dr. Gero walking towards him and sheepishly waved. Dr. Gero didn't return the gesture and got straight to the point.
"You here to ruin my life once again?!" Dr. Gero hissed at Krillin.
Krillin nervously chuckled, and sighed with relief as he finally saw 18. Then his mouth dropped.
She was walking towards hin with a simple black dress that hugged her curves and had glitter all over it.
"Lay off, old man," 18 snorted, grabbing the shocked Krillin's hand, and dragged him to 17, "When are you going to the dance?"
"Me and Maron's gonna be fashionably late," 17 bragged.
"Whatever," 18 dragged Krillin out of her house.
While walking, Krillin blushed, "18...you look amazing!"
"...Thanks...you're not too bad yourself," 18 admitted.
Feeling empowered, Krillin swept 18 off of her feet and yelled, "Let's go!" while taking off before 18 had time to react.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Bluestar chapter 10
Wow... Haven't reviewed in a while. Anyways great chapter, I absolutely loved the switcharoo! It would be really funny if somehow Piccolo becomes homecoming king and queen (cuz he's asexual) but I'll go with Turles and Celeria (I adore them for some reason). Update soon and keep up the great work!
Me: Hmm...you gave me some ideas
Vegeta: O_O...Eh?
Gol D. Roger chapter 10
17 and Maron FTW!
Me:...
Vegeta:...
M chapter 9
...
Me:...What?
Vegeta: ...What?
Krillin chapter 8
No, vote for me!
Me: Hehehe...we'll see!
Vegeta: No one likes you, Baldy!
Goku chapter 7
Vote for me and Chi-Chi!
Me: Hmm...maybe
Vegeta: Shut up, Kakarot!
Hank chapter 6
# Krillinand18
Me: Is that a thing now or something?
Vegeta: #Notinmylife
Guest chapter 5
# TarbleandGure
Me:...*eyetwitch*
Vegeta:...
Thomas the Tank chapter 3
Goku and Chi-Chi MUST win!
Me: Uhhh...okay...I'll be sure to add more Goku and Chi-Chi scenes soon.
Vegeta: I hate Kakarot!
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 10
Can i fuse with Buu?
If so, there is a last piece of cake in a long death course.
Me: ...Probably not...sorry
Vegeta ?
flan5388 chapter 10
hey thats grrrreat! ive seen it to and it was amazing! so vegtable whos going to be your dance? (just kidding about calling you that XD) luv ya both byeeeee!
ps who lies in pinapple under the sea? (you should add spongebob to one of your fics)
Me: Maybe...Idk yet...
Vegeta: You MUST put SpongeBob into it! It'll be the best thing ever! Do it! Do it! Do it!
queenvicky99 chapter 10
18 and Krillin ! Alright to the review , This chapter was funny I will admit .Goku and Turtles switching was a great idea .Also HA Zarbon, HA !That was a good one Frieza. Cute 18 and Krillin moment ...you got "you are so cool " from the movie didn't you X3 ! Vegeta ..Goku...DB787 *hugs the three of you guys * You three are the best X3 ! Well ,83rd seems like I'm done .Oh ,Our homecoming week was funny as.h !All my clssmates had me dying !Well until next chapter ! Chow!
Me:...I don't like being touched _
Vegeta: ^_^ I don't either! :D
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
- At Homecoming Dance-
Lights were flashing all around, lighting the dance floor up. People were gathered in crowds, or small groups, socializing m and eating.
Goku and Chi-Chi walked in and looked around in amazement. All the grade levels were there and they could easily spot their friends.
"Bulma! Vegeta!" Goku ran over to the two, who was in charge of the music on the computer and keyboard, dragging Chi-Chi along, "What's up?"
"Nothing, just playing great music!" Bulma smiled while pressing a button on the keyboard, immediately changing the song, "Chi-Chi! I love your dress!"
"Thanks...and yours is...umm..." She glanced at Bulma's obvious cleavage, "Who came up with the expensive prices for tickets anyways?!" she exclaimed.
"I did! Ha! The school's gonna make a lot of money with the 25 Zeni admittance!" Bulma smirked evilly.
Meanwhile, Turles was in the middle of the gym, dancing with his friends and Celeria.
"I can't believe we spent 50 Zeni to get in..." Turles twirled Celeria around.
"It's worth it though! This is so much better than middle school dances!" Celeria wrapped her arms around Turles' neck.
Not too far, Frieza and Cooler nodded to each other and initiated the plan. Frieza walked up to Turles and handed him a Playboy magazine, "Here are the magazines you ordered, where's our money!"
"WHAT?!" Celeria screamed, outraged.
"I don't know what the f*ck he's talking about!" Turles lied.
"Here's your name engraved magazines," Cooler walked over and handed it to Turles.
Celeria snatched the magazine from his hands and pointed towards the top, where it had his name printed on.
"Heheh...I'm in trouble, aren't I?" Turles whimpered.
Just then, everything went dark. The students stopped talking as colored lights went up on the stage. As Bulma and Vegeta walked up to the stage, everyone started clapping as they knew what time it was.
"Attention students of WCHS! Me, the beautiful, rich, amazing, gorgeous, Bulma Briefs and...that guy (Vegeta: *growl*) will be announcing Homecoming King and Queen!"
Vegeta growled and took the microphone from her, "If the annoying woman is done, I, the Prince of All Saiyans, will announce the canidates!" He unwrapped the envelope and opened the letter, "The first canidate is Kakarot-"
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed as he powered up and exited the school, punching people along the way.
"-And the Harpy," Vegeta finished.
There was a roar of cheering as the spotlight tried to find the couple, but they weren't there.
"..."
The clapping slowly stopped as Vegeta smacked his forhead in embarrassment, "Kakarot! Get your fat lazy ass over here!"
"Huh?!" Goku rushed through the door from the buffet, food crumbs all over his face. Chi-Chi was behind him with a napkin, flushing in shame.
"The next canidate is...Piccolo?" Vegeta looked at the crowd disturbingly as everyone clapped for Piccolo, who was drinking water in the corner.
"...Huh?" Piccolo opened his eyes, confused about why a giant ligh was in his face.
"Anyway...the next canidate is...the pervert, and my annoying sister..." Vegta narrowed his eyes, "Who the f*ck nomiated my sister?!"
People began clapping as th spotlight showed Turles and Celeria, who were arguing about a Playboy magazine...
"I told you to stop looking at dirty magazines, and what do you do?! Look at dirty magazines!" Celeria yelled.
"Ooh, this is getting good!" Frieza snickered while hi fiving his brother.
"Celeria, I'm sorry..." Turles was in a bowing position trying to avoid Celeria's angry eyes.
"Aren't I good enough for you?!" Celeria yelled, hitting his head one more time, then turning her back on him.
"YEAH! DUMP HIS ASS!" Vegeta screamed over the microphone.
Everyone slowly turned their heads towards Vegeta, giving him a dirty look.
"...What?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Of course you're emough for me..." Turles assured and grabbed her hand, "Listen, if you don't want me to look at anymore magazines, then fine, I won't do it anymore, but I'm only doing it cause I love you,"
The next thing Turles knew, Celeria was kissing him.
"Awwww!" Everyone awwed.
"*sniff* They're so cute together!" Ginyu sniffled.
"You're right, Kitten!" Jeice wiped a tear from his eye.
"BOO!" Vegeta screamed in anger.
"Calm down!" Bulma snatched the letter from his furious hands and continued, "The next canidate is Krillin and 18!"
People cheered even more as Krillin and 18 stood in the spotlight. Krillin waved to the crowd, while 18 just nodded her head.
"Our final canidate is my sister, Tights, and Zarbon!" Bulma waved the lights over to Tights and Zarbon, who waved to the cheering crowd.
"Okay! Let's get to the results!" Bulma opened the final letter, "The-"
Vegeta snatched the letter from Bulma, "Freshmen Homecoming King is...Baldy?!"
"You could say my actual name y'know..." Krillin muttered as he walked up to the stage. Everyone started clapping and cheering for him.
"GO KRILLIN!" Goku shouted out.
"You're the man!" Tights yelled.
Bulma hugged Krillin once he got up to the stage, making him drool and Vegeta hiss like a cat, and put his golden crown on his head.
"Is this real?!" Krillin gasped as he touched it.
"No, it's the Burger King crown," Vegeta spat sarcastically, "Of course it's real you idiot!"
When 18 walked up to the stage, Vegeta glanced at the crown, then 18, and instead placed it on Bulma's head. Bulma snatched the crown and placed it on 18's head, "Congratulations!"
"Now! It's time to watch Homecoming King and Queen dance!" Bulma smiled.
"Hey! What about us Seniors!" a guy yelled from the back.
"...*Ahem* F*CK SENIORS!" Vegeta yelled into the microphone and all the freshmen roared in victory.
The music started playing, and 18 and Krillin awkwardly started slow dancing in front of them.
"Man, I wanted to win!" Zarbon sniffed.
"We have three more years to win!" Tights brushed her loss off.
"Krillin deserves this..." Goku felt happy for his best friend, watching him dance from the buffet.
"Don't you think you're eating too much?" Chi-Chi handed Goku another napkin.
"Nah! Ima eat all night!" Goku grinned and started off with the Homecoming cake.
"Isn't this romantic?" Bulma turned to Vegeta and leaned her head on his shoulder.
"No! This is boring! Let's turn on some Bruce Faulconer!" Vegeta was about to press a button on the keyboard before Bulma smacked his hand away.
"I don't wanna listen to Faulconer, I wanna watch Krillin and 18 dance!" Bulma yelled.
"No way, Woman! Dance time's over!" Vegeta was about to press the button, until Bulma tackled hin from the keyboard, pulling his hair.
"Get off me Woman! I wanna listen to Faulconer!" Vegeta pinned Bulma to the floor and reached for the keyboard, but Bulma grabbed his leg and yanked him down to the ground.
While they were fighting, the keyboard got knocked into the ground, and a single spark started a flame...which grew bigger and bigger.
"...FIIIIRRREEEE!" Raditz screamed.
Everyone else started to panic as they exited the field house to go to the front of the school.
17 and Maron suddenly showed up "Hey! We arrived- What the hell?!"
Bulma and Vegeta were still fighting, until King Vegeta walked towards them and picked up their collars, lifting them up. He sighed heavily as he walked out of the building, hearing them whine and complain.
"Let me at her!" Vegeta yelled as he tried to reach over his father to grab at Bulma.
"Bring it on!" Bulma tried to kick Vegeta, but obviously failed.
King Vegeta finally couldn't take it anymore and screamed, "SHUT THE F*CK UP AND START ACTING LIKE ADULTS!"
"..."
- Outside on Football Field -
Everyone stood on the school's football field, awaiting for the big fireworks show. Luckily, the firetruck came in time to put out the fire before it could spread any further than the field house.
King Vegeta stood with Mrs. Blutzinger, Bardock, King Cold, and Dr. Gero as he began to light up the first set of fireworks.
All the football players stood together (Still in their tuxedos) near the front, hyped up. It was a full moon, so everyone was a bit crazier than usual.
"Man, this is gonna be so cool!" Goku grinned excitedly, "I haven't seen fireworks since the 4th of July!"
"And that was only 3 months ago, Goku," Chi-Chi rolled her eyes at his idiocity.
"I feel terrible for setting the field house on fire..." Bulma sighed, rubbing her temples stressfully.
Vegeta chuckled evilly and smirked, "Get used to it, it's always stressful the first time, but it gets funner the more you do it!"
"You're insane..." Piccolo scoffed.
"Hey! What's taking the fireworks so long?!" Frieza yelled in the crowd.
"YEAH!" Beerus agreed.
"Buu wants fireworks!" Majin Buu yelled.
"Yeah! Hurry up, old man!" Hercule yelled.
"Wait a second!" King Vegeta yelled as he lit his match onto the fuse, and the fireworks show officially started.
The first firework shot up in a spiral before exploding into a mass of colorful sparks.
Goku smiled at Chi-Chi while wrapping his arm around her shoulder.
"WOAH!" Everyone's eyes lit up with excitement as the next one shot up ibti the air, and the tiny sparks started popping in silvery shots.
"This is awesome!" Nappa's eyes shined as he looked at all the colors in the sky.
"I know right?" Zarbon exclaimed.
"Hmph...I could do better!" Cell growled.
Krillin and 18 stood next to 17 and Maron, wearing their crowns. Krillin turned to 18 and remarked, "Tonight was pretty cool, wasn't it?"
18 glanced at Krillin and gave a small smile while nodding.
King Vegeta lit up the final firework, but along the way, he accidentally lit up some of Mrs. Blutzinger's clothes.
As the firework went off, it shot up very quickly, resulting in multiple popping fireworks, and multicolored huge ones.
While watching the fireworks, Vegeta's face burned as he noticed that his tail had wrapped itself around Bulma's waist, hugging her to himself.
The last firework shown was a huge green dragon that resembled Shenlong, which the whole school cheered to.
"...Do it again!" Beerus yelled.
"Lord Beerus, I could reverse time if you want me to?" Whis suggested.
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
"Here, I recorded it..." Tien gave Beerus his phone.
Suddenly, everyone heard a scream, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone turned to see Mrs. Blutzinger, running around in circles because her dress was on fire.
"*GASP* Mrs. Buttstinger's on fire!" King Cold gasped.
"What are we gonna do?" Bardock questioned.
"...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone broke out into laughter. They laughed at the look of her face when she ran and the condition of her body.
After about five minutes, King Vegeta started to get worried, "So, how are we gonna put the fire out?"
Everyone was silent, until Geodude rolled into the scene with a fireman hat on his head and a bunch of stones in his hand. With quick speed, he put out the fire by throwing multiple stones at her, "Geo...dude!"
Once the fire was put out, Mrs. Buttstinger immediately passed out.
"..."
- After Homecoming -
Most of the freshmen deicded to all go out and eat at the same place: Il Piccolo Verde.
"Cheers for Freshmen!" Goku stood and held up his cup of Sprite up.
"CHEERS!" Everyone clinked cups with each other and started conversing with each other. They were all sitting at different tabes, filling up the restaurant.
"More Sprite on the house!" Piccolo yelled, causing everyone to cheer.
"Tonight was fun!" Dodoria yelled as he sipped on his juice.
"My favorite part was the fire!" Frieza said while biting into his steak.
"My favorite was Buttstinger on fire!" Goku smiled cheekily while popping a strawberry into his mouth.
"This isn't Dora! Just keep eating already and shut up!" Piccolo growled, pouring more Sprite.
"Hey Piccolo, does your dad know about the free drinks?" Tarble asked.
"What he doesn't know, won't hurt him," Piccolo smirked.
While Vegeta was eating his favorite pancakes, chocolate chip with whipped cream and sprinkles, he glanced at his little sister and Turles and immediately noticed something wrong.
"*cough* *hack* *choke*!" Vegeta furiously started to beat on his chest, trying to lodge the pancake out of his throat.
"VEGETA!" Everyone yelled while rushing up to try and help.
Goku furiously started to beat Vegeta's back, which got the pancake even more lodged in his throat.
"Get out the way!" Piccolo pushed Goku out of the way and started doing abdominal thrusts on Vegeta.
"*hack* *choke*" Vegeta's face was turning blue by now.
"I got an idea!" Bulma rubbed Vegeta's back and apologized, "Sorry, but this is gonna hurt...a lot...KAKAROT!"
"...KAKARROT!" Brolly suddenly busted into the restaurant, and charged towards Vegeta. He threw his fist back, and punched Vegeta's gut so hard, that the pancake immediately lodged itself out of his throat...and he crashed into the wall.
"Brolly saved Vegeta's life!" Taleem gasped and everyone started cheering for Brolly.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed as he ran out of the restaurant.
"Vegeta! Are you ok?! Bulma helped Vegeta get out of the wall, and he appeared to be furious.
"...Vegeta?" Goku whimpered.
Vegeta stomped out of the restaurant, dragging Celeria and Turles with him. Tarble started to follow, but Vegeta gave him a look that said 'I got this'. Tarble nodded and sat back down.
Bulma and Goku glanced at each other before following them.
Outside, Vegeta sat the two on a bench and took a very deep breath, "What is that?" He pointed to the notch on Celeria and Turles' ear.
"...I dunno, why are you making a big deal over it?" Celeria asked.
"Arrgh! Turles! You didn't even telll her about it before you did it?!" Vegeta glared at Turles.
"Hey! It's not my fault! I waited 2 years and she's 13! Why do you think my hormones were out of control, I mean, I'm still a pervert, but I had to rely on magazines!" Turles ranted.
"Hmph, I guess it's not completely your fault..." Vegeta scoffed, "But it gives you no excuse of not tellling her about it!"
Turles was silent. Celeria couldn't take it anymore and exclaimed, "Tell me what?!"
"Do you know that you're partially bonded to this idiot until you're 18, and then you'll be bonded to him for the rest of your life?" Vegeta asked.
"EH?!" Celeria screamed, "That's what the biting is for?!"
Vegeta nodded, "You two are the last living Saiyans -except Brolly- to do it, now you're stuck with him!"
"I don't care...I love this idiot! But, why do you care? All you really do is ignore me or scold me for something," Celeria questioned.
Vegeta coughed and looked away, "You're my little sister, of course I'm supposed to ignore and scold you. I guess I don't want you to grow out of my life, surprisingly...and I don't want this idiot for a brother in law!"
"Too bad..." Turles snickered.
"But you do know that you gotta tell mom and dad, right?" Vegeta smirked evilly.
"...Dad's gonna kill me for having a boyfriend for the past 8 years!" Celeria slapped her forehead.
"Oh well," Vegeta snickered, "That's what you get!"
"...Shut up, Vegeta!" Celeria stood up and stuck her tongue out at her big brother, "Come on Turles, let's go!"
When Turles was about to follow her, he was yanked back by his collar. Vegeta slowly hissed in his ear, "I swear, if you hurt my sister in anyway, I'll rip your intestense, burn it, and shove it up your ass...am I clear?"
Turles nodded furiously, and Vegeta shoved him away. Not too long after that, Bulma and Goku surrounded him.
"You're such a good big brother!" Bulma cooed, ruffling his hair.
Vegeta turned red, and slapped Bulma's hand away, "Shut up! I'm just scolding her!"
Goku sheepishly chuckled and added, "Dont worry Vegeta, you're like a big brother to me! I remember when you talked to me about this-"
"SHUT UP, KAKAROT!" Vegeta yelled, rushing back into the restaurant.
"Wait up! I'm not done teasing you!" Bulma laughed, while chasing him, Goku following along.
Next Time: Shenlongs vs The Panthers
Happy Friday everyone! How's school for you guys? I had to do a bunch of projects this week, but it's fun, so I guess that's pretty good. No one pulled the fire alarm surprisingly this week...weird. Anyway, I didn't want this chapter just focused on the dance, so I had several plots take place during the dance. I think I topped 8th Grade's dance though...what do you guys think? Anyway, I got a new phone...the sad thing is that I lost all my files for plans of future chapters. I remember the main plot and important chapters, but I forgot some filler chapters...Could you guys be kind and suggest some good chapters for me to do? I know all the holiday and birthday chapters, I just need some good mini plots. How'd you guys like the Mrs. Buttstinger torture? I haven't showed her for awhile, so I had to make up for the missing time...But overall I hope that you enjoyed this chapter and make sure you favorite, follow, and review!