The Captain could be a real Famet sometimes thought McCoy as he desperately tried and failed to retrieve his PADD from the Captain's steely grasp. Usually he didn't mind when the Captain played keep away with his stuff however today was different.
For barely moments before Spock had sent him a love note which the Captain was bound to see and would lead to all sorts of awkward questions which the two of them weren't ready for just yet. It was fortunate then that in his panic the Doctor had forgotten one major thing about the Captain, he was incredibly stupid.
Kirk stared momentarily at the PADD in his hands and the note that read ME + U = ∞ and then back up at McCoy's worried face. Maybe they'd got away with it thought McCoy. Kirk didn't understand what it mean right? An evil grin slowly crept up the Captain's cheeks, just 'cause he didn't understand didn't mean he was beaten yet. "Hey Scotty he called come have a look at this formula for me!"