MIRA: Hey! It's been like forever!

ME: Two weeks is not forever.

MIRA: It is with you. Now disclaimer: It owns nothing mut the OCs.

ME: It? (Evil chuckle.)

MIRA: Well, he he. You're so, you know, you demand a lot of respect, and your like, uh. Well your name coldsucidalkiller is perfect for you. Don't kill me!

7 months later.

"Alice? Awice! Where art thou?" I turned a corner quickly, and ran into Sesshomaru.

"Mira! Control your self!" I rolled my eyes.

"Hey Sesshy-sama, have you seen Alice-Awice?" I batted my eye lashes at him.

"No, well yes, but I'm not telling you." I sighed. This guy here, more annoying that my little brothers. I threw my arms around his shoulders and nuzzled my head into his neck. Damn dude was like four inches taller than me! And he's only 15! I just turned 20, stupid shortness.

"Pwease, pwease, pwease? With yummy stuff on top, and a fancy dress underneath?" I pulled away so I could see his eyes, and pouted.

"I'll lick you if you don't." His eyes narrowed. I sighed again, and licked his cheek.

"Fine! Just get alway from me! She's in the garden enjoying peace from you." I removed myself from him, and skipped off to find my new toy.

We had been here for 7 months now. Sesshy's teacher was fired and kicked out. Most of the servants seem to have gotten used to my insanity, which is sad, and Touga had forbid me from leaving the castle with out Sesshomaru.

I peeked out the door, and into the garden. There she is! Oh, wait. She's with some one. Is that a guy? IT IS! HOW DARE HE TOUCH MY DAUGHTER! I charged into the garden with a battle cry.

"Mira?" I slipped on the wet grass and fell into the koi pond. I sat up sputtering, and wet. I hate being wet, unless I was swimming. I took a closer look at the guy. Huh! Sia!

"You!" I scambled out of the pond and forced him to the ground.

"Questions! You orange haired freak must answer my questions! We have been here 7 months. If I get kicked out of college, or fired I will kill you. There have also been some glitches, and I want to go home!" I grabbed his neck and started strangling him. (Strangle not throttle. Strangle has a murderous intent.)

"OK, just let me go first- Gah!" I loosened my hold on his neck.

"One minuet in our world is one year here. You also won't age so don't worry." He then smiled at Alice and disappeared. I blinked and patted the ground as if he had turned invisible.

"Mira, you know only we can see him right?" I grinned sheepishly.

"I knew that." I stood up and walked back to the pond, only to slip and hit my head on a rock. I then saw Happys from Fairy Tail flying around me.

"Are you OK? That sounded kind of bad." I yawned and rubbed the back of my head, which was wet. And red! I heard a annoyed sigh.

"I could smell your blood from across the wing. What did you do?" I looked up at something white.

"Oh your so fluffy! I wanna pet you." The white fluff picked me up. I slapped it and screamed:

"Die marshmallow! Yousa very naughty, your such a scoundrel!" I giggled.

"It seems as though you hit your head really bad. Sesshomaru, take her to her room. I'm going to send up a healer, and then I'm off to the north." I wiggled out of the marshmallow's arms and tackled Sesshy.

"Sesshy-sama! Hows you doing? I haven't seen you furevah, hey Sesshy, will you take me on your purple cloud? I like purple." I giggle into his shoulder, then rubbed my cheek against his.

"You cute little boy you!" Touga picked me up

"Refrain from that please." He then and dragged me off to my room, kicking and screaming.

"You know Touga, your remind me of my dad. Ooh I know! You the dad, Alice is the serious mom, and Sesshomaru and I are twins. I'm the older one of course, but am more wild, while he's more spoiled!" Touga just smiled fatherly at me, and shook his head at my stupidity.

"You are the oddest human ever." I grinned.

"I know pops."

TIME SKIP! YAY!

I stared at the wall as the healer bandaged my head. I knew it was completely pointless, but it's not like I could tell them. After Touga had gotten the healer, he had told me me hat he had to do business in the north, and left with Sesshomaru in charge. Yeah that's right the child gets to be in charge. Hey don't frown at my jealous, I' just turned 20, and I'm getting baby-sitted by a little boy. And so out of annoyance I'm genna behave like an angle until Touga daddy comes back.

"Mira? The healer is done." I opened my eyes.

"Thank you for you help." I bowed to the poor man, and then smiled sweetly at my surprised buddies. Alice pulled Sesshomaru over to the corner and started whispering like she was under the impression that I couldn't hear them.

"Do you think she hit her head harder than we thought?"

"I don't know, but we shouldn't trust her." Gosh! I thank a guy for helping me and then world ends. Lovely. I walked to the window and leaned out.

" It is a beautiful evening, don't you think Sesshomaru-sama?" I looked over my shoulder at a very worried face boy.

"I think I shall go to the garden until supper is ready. Would either of you like to join me?"

"Uhh, Sesshomaru, you go. I have someone I need to talk to." I refrained from frowning. So she thought she could meet that guy in secret huh? Not on my-, dang. I have to behave. I simply smiled and acted like I had no idea what she was talking about.

TIME SKIP: To the Garden!

I have been behaving for the past two hours, and it's actually a lot harder than I thought. Well aside from that, Sesshomaru has been excellent company.

"Oh look at this beauty!" I picked a water lily out of the pond and held it up for Sesshomaru to see. He was sitting under a large elm tree like a total boss.

"Sesshomaru-sama, may I play with your hair?" I gave him a winning smile, and waited for him to crack. He always does.

"I guess." I nodded my head and slowly started braiding my flowers in to it. Gah! It was so soft! Like a baby's skin!

After about ten minuets, I noticed that he was purring softly. This was epic. I made the manliest man purr in pleasure. He he he he, I am AWESOME!

Sesshomaru was saved from the number one humiliation by Alice announcing dinner. Darn it all. But don't worry, I will torture him for it later.

Dinner than night was quite and uneventful, and after it was over my two companions left me by myself so they could talk about my lack of personality.

I shook my head an went to my room to gather things so I could go swimming in the lake. Lets see, I had my custom made tank top and booty shorts, and my towel. I frowned at my reflection.

"You dear sir, are going to have to suffer while I go swimming." I grinned at my self.

I trotted out of the palace and towards the lake. It was rather warm out, which suited me perfectly.

"Mira! What are you doing?" I jumped, when did Sesshomaru get here? I looked at his face, which was about two inches above mine. Stupid shortness.

"Oh Sesshomaru-sama. I wanted to sit by the shore and watch the sunset. Why?" I know lying is wrong, but I can't tell him that I plan on swimming. People don't swim, and I just don't feel good about swimming with Touga around.(Besides if he knew that I was swimming, he'd come back and tie me to my bed. Some things were just not done in this time.)

"Well it isn't safe. I want you to come back to the palace with me." I tried to refrain from glaring at him, but failed miserably. Behave, don't behave, behave, don't behave. I don't know. Even without the prospect of swimming, don't behave sounded better.

"Sessssshhhhyyyyy! I want to go swimming! Come one! Touga's genna come back in two days, and then I wont be able to go!" I gave him my most pouty look and made my eyes large. He twitched a couple of times, but said nothing. So I walked around him and called over my shoulder:

"Yo! You can join me if ya want." I pulled my kimono off and dipped my toe in the water, just right. I threw my hands in the air and screeched for all I was worth, then jumped into the water.

"Mermaid dive!" I dived into the water like the pro I am. Hey, I'm not even lying. I am a pro swimmer. Had to be. I was a Sea Scout after all, which meant that I had to pass the BSA swim test. (Boy Scout of America. Sea Scouts are a branch of Boy Scouts, like Varsity Scouts, or Venture Scouts. Oh and just because Sea Scouts and Venture Scouts have girls, does not mean that they are in any way related to Girl Scouts. Which is a very different organization thank ye very much!) The BSA swim test is being able to tread water for 15 minuets, swim 75 yards free style, and 25 either breast stroke, or back stroke. It also consists of basic life guard stuff, like how to save people from drowning.

I surfaced and grinned when I saw Sesshomaru on the beach looking panicked.

"Mira, what are you doing?!" I waved him off an swam farther out.

"Don't go farther out! Come back here, something bad might happen, and I won't be able to save you!" I ignored the poor dear, and started swimming laps.

It was on my third lap across the little inlet when a youkai showed up in all his tentacle glory.

"What do we have here?" (Just in case your wondering, Alice and I can speak Japanese. 7 months here will do that to ya.) I frowned. I will never be allowed to swim again, thanks a lot. I swam as fast as possible to the shore, but I didn't make it.

"Oh no human wench. You aren't going anywhere." I let out a small scream as a tentacle rapped around my waist. After closer inspection I realized that it was the Naraku-guy. Shiznik.

"SESSHOMARU! ITS YOUR OLD TUTOR!" I screamed it in english so just Sesshomaru understood me. I tried to get a look at him, but it was pointless. I could barely move. The Naraku-guy hit me in the head and then everything went black.

TIME SKIP! SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THERE!

I cracked my eyes open, only to be welcomed by a stone ceiling. Ooh! I'm in a cell! A stone one to be exact, (yippy dee dah day) and to my extreme annoyance, I wasn't alone.

"Do you have any idea what you did to me? How much you disgraced me? You shall feel my vengeance wench, and no one is going to save you!" And with that he walked out the door. I blinked, wow that was fast. Maybe the dude had better things to do, like I don't know, prepare for two very annoyed large white doggys? But geezum crows that guy sure can hold a grudge. I looked about my new home with obvious distaste. Oh looky here, bars, stone, coldness, hay, and a cracked mirror. Don't ask about the mirror, I have no idea.

I walked to the barred window and stuck my head out. I kinda feel like Repunzle.

"Repunzle, Repunzle let down you long hair." I chuckled at my smartness and tried to pull my head out. I guess its a good thing I said tried. Yah that's right. My head got stuck by my large genius and my ego.

"Bulshivek! Your kidding me!" I braced my feet against the wall and pushed with all my little might. Sadly the wall thought I should rename myself Art, and kept me there. To block the room from light with my awesomeness. Well this is totes epic.

After about three hours I lost all feeling in my feet, and my neck hurt. I gave one last push and magically I went flying out with my head highting the floor. And of course, because nothing else would do, blacked out again.

I opened my eyes to a purple-ish gold vortex that looked a lot like the portal that brought Alice and I into Inuyasha.

"Is any one there? If your genna kill me, make it quick! I got places I wanna be." To my utter amazement, Sia appeared.

"A simple hello would have done fine Mira."

"Wow! What are you doing here?"

"Um mm." Sia gave me a weird look.

"You know your dead right? Well as dead as you can get any way." I looked at the sparkles around his head. The crapish dude was sparkling as he announced my death to me.

"How did I die?"

"Well, when you got out of the window, your head hit the stone floor." Sia chuckled. I threw imaginary rocks at him.

"Out of all the deaths you could of had there, you died by your own hands, by hitting you head against the ground." H passed me the clipboard he was carrying with a grin.

"I really don't see how that's funny. So anyway, what's going on with you and Alice?" I smiled evilly at his blush.

"Uh, we're just friends, I guess. Uh well you see, we're work partners in a way... And uh we have to get to know each other better for the experiment." I rolled my eyes. What a pathetic denial!

"Sia, it's OK if you like her. I'm pretty sure that you have an over 60% chance of her liking you back." Sia looked at his sneaker and nodded his head. I signed the paper and handed it back to him.

"Do you really think so?" I laughed at him.

"Yes. Bring her wild flowers" I saluted him before the world went black again.

I opened my eyes for a third time. But instead of stone ceiling I saw stars. The real kind, not the fake around the head kind. I sat up and looked around. Seems like some on found me when I was dead, and tossed my corpse out with the trash, which is fine. I wonder how long I was gone. Let's see. I went swimming at about 7:00 pm, and woke up at around noon. And the sun is starting to come up, so about a day and a half. I grinned at their stupidity. This was greatness in the making. I stood up and headed west. I can't wait to show up and flaunt my lack of deadness at everyone, especially the Naraku-guy. Well, maybe him. I'm not sure. I cackled evilly and picked up a stick on the side of a tree.

"I shall now travel around Japan like a totes boss, and after they have given up hope of finding me, I shall wow them with appearing in my room safe and sound." He he he he. It's probley a really bad idea, but you know. I wouldn't be acting like Rhino from Bolt when he got out of his ball, if it wasn't for Touga's extreme protectiveness.

I walked along a little river for a bit, before I came across a cliff with smoke rising along the side. I peeked over the edge and let out a small cry. I'm at the Slayer's Village. Lets see: Kagome is in ike 450 years. Inuyasha was sealed to the tree for 50 years before that, and Kikyo had the jewel for about 2-3 years before that. Tha lowers it down to 397 years give or take a few. If I remember correctly, the maker of the jewel what's-her-face, should be alive and living in this village. I think.

The End.

Just kidding. Well for this chapter anyway. As the great and powerful me once said: TOOTLES!