Chapter Ten: "The Biased Censor"
"Well... This is awkward." Leo says, rubbing the back of his head. "Let's just move on to the next dares." The lion snaps his fingers and the two shadows are teleported back to the main room, much to their displeasure.
"Called it." Justin said upon seeing the situation the two shadows were in. "I called it." Shaf and Shab backed away from each other, embarrassed.
"Why?" Scott asked, crying. "There's no way that my-"
"Shut up!" Leo said. "You are not spoiling the plot of Ashes! Bad murderer's assistant! Bad!" Leo summoned a newspaper and started to swat Scott with it.
"Okay! Okay!" He said, grabbing the newspaper and throwing it away.
"First, let's spin the Death Wheel." Leo does so and it lands on Superduke. "Wait... I thought that..."
"Just this once." Superduke says. He looks up to the sky and closes his eyes. "I'm ready." Then, a lightning bolt strikes Superduke, disintegrating him. Superduke's section of the wheel disappears, much to everyone's confusion.
"Hello everyone." An electric blue anthro cat says. "My name's Duke, and I'll be replacing Superduke in this show. I basically have all of the powers of Deadpool, and so much more!" Duke finishes off his introduction with a wink.
"Are you alright, Leo?" Freddy asked. The lion just stood there, frozen.
"I think he has stopped working." Marian said. "Fortunately, I know how to fix him." She dug into her purse and pulled out a bottle of Diet Coke. She threw it at the lion, who caught it and chugged it down.
"Ah." Leo said when he was finished. "Good old cancer in a bottle. Let's spin the Shipping Wheel!" The lion spun the wheel, which landed on Bri x Jeremy, much to his and Justin's displeasure. Bri's and Jeremy's ears burn a vibrant pink.
"Listen Jeremy," Justin says, "I know you're a nice guy. But if you do anything to my sister... Expect to find a black rose on your doorstep." Jeremy gasped.
"You're a member of the mafia?!" The guard takes a few steps back.
"No, it's-" Justin starts, but he is cut off by the collective voices of fourteen Town of Salem players.
"LYNCH!" They screamed. Then, they picked up the struggling Justin and threw him into a wooden pool.
"Help!" Justin screamed. "I can't swim!" But before anyone could do anything, Justin sank to the bottom and drowned.
"I had to do it." Leo said, snapping his fingers to get rid of the pool and the players. "That game is so fun... Until the jester ruins everything because they're j****." Everyone gasps.
"Not in front of the children!" Amanda yells, placing her paws over Noel's ears.
"I didn't even say anything!" Leo yelled. "All I said was j****! Let me get someone who can explain this for me..." Leo snaps his fingers and a female version of Puppet with kawaii eyes appears. The newcomer held a Kindle in her arms, and was surrounded by rainbows.
"The censor bar hates him." She says with a European accent. "He's only saying jerks, but the censor is trying to make him look bad."
"This is FanGirls319." Leo explains. "She's generously given us some truths and dares to do, so let's get to it while she's here. Foxy, who in the room do you hate the most?"
"That would be Bonnie, lass." The fox tells the female puppet.
"I thought we were past that, Foxy!" Bonnie said.
"I'll never forgive ye fer what ye did, rabbit." Foxy growled.
"Bri, did you ever forgive Mangle for biting that kid?" Leo asked. Jeremy growled.
"I am NOT a kid..." He said.
"I forgot some of the details." FanGirls said. "There are so many versions, I've forgotten who believes what."
"Well, I actually haven't." Bri said. "That day was the scariest thing I've ever been through... And I'll never be able to forget it." The sixteen year old began to cry. "I just wanted to go to your party, and you bit a man's head off! Nobody here can blame me for not forgiving you!"
"He was going to hurt the kids!" Mangle argued.
"Actually, he was breaking up a fight." Justin said. "So he was actually protecting them."
"Well I'm sorry that I didn't see the whole thing!" Mangle shouted. "I was too busy being torn limb from limb!"
"Let's all calm down and move on." Leo said. "Hypes, why?"
"Why what?" The hyena asked.
"How about, why are you such a j***?" Justin paused for a moment after hearing the censor. "WHAT THE HECK?!" FanGirls burst out laughing.
"Why does it hate you so much?!" She asked, tears of joy flowing down her face.
"At least I don't have to deal with an auto-correct that can't spell its own name." He grumbled.
"What did you say?!" FanGirls was no longer laughing.
"Nothing!" Justin squeaked.
"Well, I guess that I am who I am." Hypes says, finally answering the question. "I do it because it's what I do... Whatever it is I did."
"Justin." Leo said. "Under different circumstances, would you have enjoyed creating me?"
"You mean if that j*** Fritz wasn't making me?" He growled in annoyance at the censor. "I guess so."
"And now, for my first dare!" Leo says excitedly. Amanda uses a party popper. "I have to break a world record."
"What do you want to try to break?" Amanda asks.
"I'll go for the world's longest Minecraft tunnel one." Leo says. "I have this awesome hammer in my Attack of the B-Team modpack that will tear that record to shreds."
"I'm pretty sure you have to do it in vanilla." Amanda pointed out.
"..." Leo facedesked. "But the vanilla game is so laggy!" He complained.
"You can't cheat, dear." Leo sighed.
"Fine." Leo pulled up Justin's version of the game and loaded up a super-flat world in creative mode, which was the only legal cheat he could use. He dug down until he hit bedrock and started punching dirt in a straight line. About five hours later, he had effectively made a tunnel 12,502 blocks long. 2,000 more blocks than the previous record.
"That seems like too much work for a tunnel made out of dirt." Marian noted.
"You have no idea." Leo said, yawning. "I'm giving the host privileges to Noel while I take a nap. Play nice, everybody." The lion staggered into Pirate's Cove and fell asleep.
"Next," Noel said, "Bonnie must advertise his role as janitor." Bonnie sighed.
"I only work as a janitor when the humans are lazy, but sure." He says. "Hi, I'm Bonnie. Have you ever needed to have a corpse cleaned? Well I'm your guy! For the cheap price of zero dollars, I'll come and clean up your corpse! It's not like I get paid anyways!" Foxy chuckled.
"'Tis hardyharhar because 'tis true!" Foxy said.
"To get your mess cleaned up, call 330-888-FAZ-FAZBEAR and ask for Bonnie." The bunny continued. "Or you can call me on my personal cell which is 666-666-ILLUMINATI."
"Wow." Noel said dramatically. "That is SO funny." She rolled her eyes. "Moving on, Foxy-Loxy, Bonnie, and Chica have to slap themselves for trying to kill FanGirls."
"What did ye call me?!" Foxy roared. Mangle growled.
"You heard me." Noel said. "Now get to your dares before I skin you and make you the new living room carpet, fuzzball."
"Noel!" Amanda scolded. "Where are your manners!?"
"They left with Dad." The cat said. "Now that he's gone, I can act like I normally do. Now do your dares!" Foxy, Bonnie, and Chica slap themselves on the face.
"Be that all, ye highness?" Foxy growled.
"Only for you, my little fox." Noel licked her lips, making Foxy shiver. "As for the other two, now they have to punch each other for actually killing FanGirls." Bonnie sighed and punched himself. Noel chuckled. "No no, Bonnie. YOU have to punch CHICA. And Chica, vise versa with you."
"No." Bonnie said. "I would NEVER hurt Chica!"
"That's fine." Noel said. "I've been itching for some rabbit stew..."
"Bonnie, just do it!" Chica said. "I can handle it. It's alright."
"Are you sure?" Bonnie asked.
"Would you rather die again?" Chica asked. "And she isn't Leo. She might not bring us back until her father gets here." Bonnie sighed.
"I won't do it too hard." He said. "Are you ready?" Chica nodded. Bonnie closed his eyes and swung. Chica's eyes stung when he hit her. She rubbed the spot where his fist had connected and sighed.
"See?" Chica asked. "I'm alright."
"Your turn, Chica." Noel growled. "Or do I get to feast on fried chicken tonight?" Chica sent Noel a murderous glare and punched Bonnie in the gut harder than she meant to. The bunny coughed a few times and staggered a bit, surprised by the amount of force Chica had used on him.
"I'm sorry Bonnie!" Chica's wings snapped to her beak. "I didn't mean to hit so hard!"
"I'm fine." Bonnie wheezed. "Are you happy, cat?"
"Yes, I am." Noel said. "Now Mom... Join the circus." Noel snapped her fingers and the Constitution appeared. A large, black hole was present in the middle of it. Amanda paled.
"No... Anyone but him." The lioness gasped as the portal started to suck her in. "No!"
"Here comes the Landlord." Noel sang. "Spread your wallet for the Landlord."
"No!" Amanda screamed one last time before being sucked into the Constitution. Once she was gone, the portal disappeared.
"Next" Noel said as if her mother hadn't just been sucked into an important historical document, "Chica must have her favorite pizza and her favorite food placed next to her. If she eats anything, she dies."
"Didn't I already do this?" Chica asked.
"Yes, but now you will do it with Pizza Hut pizza instead, since you've never tasted your own cooking." Noel snapped her fingers and Chica was surrounded by veggie pizzas, salads, and glasses of lemonade.
"Oh..." She said. "I guess this is level two..." She said.
"Superboy, watch her." Noel said. "If Uncle Andy tries to eat anything, kill him."
"Why do I only get to watch this chicken?" Superboy asked. "If I was brought here for five nights, then shouldn't I have something to do other than watch this chicken and fight that bear?"
"Well I'm sorry, but the person who brought you here hasn't left anything new for you ever since Puppet had to try to stuff you." Noel said. "Just be glad that tomorrow's your last day."
"He has to leave already?!" Freddy asked.
"Yep." Noel said. "Let's continue. Uncle Andy, go sit in the corner of unforgiveness and don't come out until Fuzzy and Freddy have forgiven you."
"Who's Fuzzy?" Hypes asks.
"Sorry!" FanGirls pipes up. "Auto-correct... That's supposed to be Foxy!"
"Foxy, do you forgive me for cleaving off your hand?" Hypes asks.
"All rum under th' bridge." Foxy says. "Without ye, I wouldn't have met Leo."
"Freddy?" Hypes asked.
"No." Freddy said sternly. "I won't forgive you until you realize just how much you've hurt your supposed 'best friend.'"
"Fine." Hypes growls as he sits in the corner next to Fred. "Why are you here?"
"WHAT?!" Fred shouted, still having Goldie's screaming present in his headphones.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" Hypes screamed.
"NO, WE'RE NOT IN THE CLEAR!" Fred shouts back.
"NO, WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" The hyena shouts.
"OH." Fred shouts. "THAT PUPPET GENDER-BEND TOLD ME TO SIT HERE!"
"What did you call me?!" FanGirls shouted.
"WHAT?" FanGirls snapped her fingers and two newcomers appeared. One was a black vixen with purple streaks in her tail. The other was a stick figure.
"What?" Faith snarled. She'd just been running away from people after shooting them. Why were she and Pluto here?
"WHAT?" Fred shouted for the millionth time.
"What's with all of this racket?!" Leo shouted, exiting Pirate's Cove. "Oh hey Faith."
"Hey Leo." Faith said.
"So, how's your show going?" The lion asked.
"Discontinued." Faith said.
"Oh..." Leo said. "Why are you here?"
"Fred called me a gender-bend!" FanGirls snarled. Faith rips Pluto's shotgun out of his grip and unloads on Fred. Soon, the bear and the hyena who was sitting too close were dead. "Thanks Faith."
"No problem." Faith uses her own powers to teleport herself and Pluto back into their reality.
"Well." Leo said. "I'm not going back to sleep after that, so let's move on." Leo jumped down and tapped Noel on the nose, making her give him back the host privileges.
"Daddy, Mom went away." Noel said, putting on her innocent facade.
"Where is she?" Leo asked.
"With the Landlord." Leo's face paled.
"The Landlord..." Leo tried to regain his composure. "The next dares are from Superduke. Freddy, jump in a pool of gelatin." Leo snaps his fingers, bringing the two dead anthros back to life as well as making the wooden pool reappear.
"My fur will never be the same..." Freddy grumbled, standing on the diving board. He prepared himself to jump, but the board couldn't hold his weight. It snapped, plunging the bear into the sticky depths. The bear crawled out with a mouth full of gelatin, and the stickiest fur one could imagine. Chica watched on hungrily.
"Let me clean that up for you." Leo said, snapping his fingers.
"Thanks." Freddy said. Leo nods.
"Next, for Bonnie." The lion continues. "Do you like candy?"
"Yeah!" Bonnie says. "I'm a sucker for jelly beans." Bonnie chuckles at his own joke.
"Well, I have some jelly beans right here." Leo says, pulling a box of Bertie Bott's out of his pocket. "Want one?" The bunny nods vigorously. The lion tosses him a black one, which the bunny catches in mid-air with his mouth. He chews a few times before scowling.
"This tastes like pepper..." He said.
"Can I have one?" Justin asks. Leo pulls out a red jelly bean and gives it to him. The man chews on it slowly, enjoying it. "Tastes like cinnamon."
"Why do I get pepper and he gets cinnamon?" Bonnie asks, outraged.
"I didn't give him cinnamon..." Leo says slowly, disgusted by Justin. "I gave him earthworms..." Justin's eyes widen and he spits it out.
"Wow." Garrus says. "How can you mistake earthworms for cinnamon?"
"Want to give it a try?" He asks, holding out the already chewed bean.
"No thank you." Garrus says, backing up.
"What about me?" Hypes asks from the corner. Leo tosses the hyena a light green colored bean. Hypes chews it slowly and smiles. "Delicious." He says. Leo stares at him.
"You find vomit delicious?" The hyena nods. "Well-"
"She took a sip of the lemonade!" Superboy shouts. Chica looks around, startled. Realizing that she had been caught, the chicken stuffs as much pizza and salad as she can into her beak.
"Time to spin the Wheel of-" Leo starts, but gets cut off for the second time in a row.
"Can I do it, Daddy?" Noel asks. "Please, please?!" Leo stares at his daughter.
"Why do you-" Three times in a row, the lion gets cut off.
"I want to show you what I can do!" The cat says. "Please?"
"Um... Okay?" Noel grins and does a spin, drawing two knives from the folds of her skirt. She throws one and it hits Chica's right wing that was heading for another pizza, pinning it to the wall. She throws again, hitting the other wing, trapping the chicken. Noel smirks as she draws two more knives. She throws one into Chica's gut, and starts to charge at the bird. Mere meters away from her victim, the cat does a pirouette and extends her arm while doing so, cutting off Chica's head. The cat kicks the head like a football and throws her last knife at it, embedding it in the floor at Bonnie's feet.
"No!" The rabbit yells, falling to his knees. "How could you?! You act like you enjoyed that!"
"That's because I did enjoy it." Noel said, wiping a speck of blood off of her face.
"No-No..." Leo said, dumbfounded. Noel turned to him.
"Did I make you proud, Daddy?" She asks with a smile.
"When did you... How did..." Leo was at a loss for words.
"I learned it from a friend of mine." Noel said, advancing on her father. "Did I make you proud?"
"Well..." Leo said. "You do fight well... I just didn't expect you to be able to do that." Noel smiled and everyone watched in horror as Noel's face was added to the Wheel of Misfortune.
"Let's move on." The cat suggested. Leo nodded and brought Chica back with a snap.
"Shaf... Be a pervert." Everyone glared at Duke, since Superduke was now gone.
"Okay." The bear turned to the other shadow. "Hey there."
"Shaf, don't." Shab warned.
"Don't what?" The bear wriggled his eyebrows.
"I know what you're doing." Shab said, backing up.
"Do you?" The bear put his arm on the wall to stop Shab from running away. Then, he pulled the bunny into a passionate kiss. Not so surprisingly, Shab pushed the bear away and punched him in the face. What surprised everyone was why he did it.
"You need to watch where your hand is going, bub!" Everyone gasped, and Leo's eyes changed to pure inky darkness.
"It was part of the dare!" Shaf said upon seeing the angry lion approach.
"There are other ways of being a pervert." Leo said. "You could have just made a disgusting joke... But you chose to do that..."
"I won't do it again!" Shaf said, frightened. "I never would have done it if it wasn't for Superduke!" Leo chuckled.
"Oh... I'll make sure you never do it again..." Leo grabs Shaf by the scruff of the neck and drags him into the office. He closes both doors and puts blinds on the windows. Sound of bone-chilling screams and ferocious roars can be heard as the two fight. In the end, Leo exits the office alone. He is drenched in inky blood. He wipes away his own blood near his eyes, turning his eyes to their usual brown color.
"What did you do to him?" Shab asks, shaking slightly.
"Why don't you go and look?" Leo asks. "Only Shab is allowed to enter the office for now." The bunny melts into shadows, reforming in the office.
Blood is stained everywhere. Shaf's corpse was mutilated. There was an enormous hole in his throat, and visible scratch marks covered almost every inch of his body. The black rabbit fell to his knees, staring at the dead purple bear. How could Leo have killed him? The lion was literally fighting a shadow. Shab was scared. He used to think he was untouchable... But this changes everything.
"You done in there?" Leo calls from down the hall.
"Bring him back..." Shab croaks out.
"Are you sure?" Leo asks.
"Bring him back!" The rabbit yells angrily down the hall. Suddenly, the inky blood evaporates and Shaf wakes up with a huge gasp.
"Shab?" The bear asks slowly.
"You idiot!" The bunny yells. Then, he slaps the bear across the face. "Why didn't you just back out of the dare or make some stupid joke?!" He spat.
"I-I wanted to m-make you happy." Shaf said through tears.
"And how was that supposed to make me happy?!" Shaf looked down at the floor, ashamed. "You dolt!"
"I'm sorry!" The bunny slapped him again.
"Sorry doesn't cut it." Shab said. "I know that the dare forced you to... But if you do it again, we're over." Shaf was sobbing uncontrollably, which made him seem pathetic to Shab. The rabbit kicked him once in the gut and left the bear in the office, sill crying.
"Next, for Shab." Leo said. "Have you ever tried to beat yourself up?"
"No." The bunny said. "I'm not suicidal. Why would I hurt myself?" Leo flinched, but continued to press on.
"Goldie, what do you think of superpowers?" Leo asks. "Good, or no good?"
"Haven't you seen me teleporting around this place?" She asks. "Good." Duke nods and uses a gender-bender gun to change Goldie back into a male. The bear sighs and takes off the bib Chica had given him.
"Puppet, do you want Duke to resurrect your grandfather?" Leo asks.
"No!" Puppet growls. "I never want to see him, or anyone else from my old family again. They always blamed me when they couldn't get enough food to eat. They always acted like everything was perfect until I came along. I hate them all. I have a new family here." Goldie snuggles a little bit closer with Puppet, showing support. FanGirls giggled.
"Faith would flip if she saw you two." She said.
"Why?" Goldie asked.
"Because Mari is her dad," FanGirls giggles again, "and Mangle is the mom." The two mentioned characters stare incredulously at the European, and then at each other. Both move closer to their respective partner.
"Moving on," Leo says, "Fred, meet some robbers." The bear couldn't hear him. Leo snaps his fingers and a microphone appears in his paw. That microphone happened to be linked to Fred's headphones.
"Cover your ears, everyone." Noel warns, plugging her ears with her fingers.
"FRED, MEET SOME ROBBERS!" The lion screams at the top of his lungs into the microphone. Fred throws out the headphones, his ears bleeding. Leo snaps his fingers and the bear finds himself in the past.
He's in the kitchen of a two-floor house. Nobody seems to be home. Pictures reveal that the place belongs to Justin and Bri, but the siblings seem much younger. Fred jumps when he hears the backdoor open. He hides and watches as a teenager comes into the house. The teen had black, spiky hair, sunken eyes, and torn up clothes. A pack of cigarettes could be seen in his pockets. The teen starts to head left, towards the living room and the rest of the house, but he decides against it, heading right into the bathroom.
The sound of crunching gravel could be heard, and childrens' laughter. Fred watches as Justin and Bri enter the house with their mother and head towards the dining room. The mother looks suspiciously at the bathroom door. Didn't she leave it open? She twisted the handle and found that it was locked.
"Who's in there?!" She shouted. The children looked at her. Justin leads Bri into the living room before returning to the dining room.
"It's me." A voice said behind the door. Justin's face paled. He knew that voice...
"Andrew?!" The sound of a toilet flushing and a door being unlocked were heard. The boy stepped out of the bathroom, looking at the family.
"What are you doing here?!" The mother shouted.
"I was playing with my friend." Andrew said. "He just recently moved and the plumbing isn't working at his house, so I decided to come here-"
"Your house is just down the street." Justin said. "Why couldn't you go there?"
"Um..." Andrew looked around nervously. "Um... Can I come over to play later?"
"Get out of my house!" The mother shrieked. "Get out of here!" The boy ran out of the door and left on his bike. The scene faded for Fred, who found himself in another location.
"Hey Scott." An older Justin says. He's holding a key and is unlocking the door to a smaller house.
"Hey!" Scott said, smiling. Justin smiles and nods before heading inside the empty house. Scott waits until the teenager is gone to head towards the garage. Scott opens his side of the garage and walks inside. Fred sneakily follows the shady man.
Fred sees a door that connects the two halves of the garage. The right side belonged to Scott and his family while the other side belonged to Justin and his family. Scott unlocks the door and enters Justin's side. Fred follows him deeper into the garage.
Justin's side seems empty, but on the wall near a door leading to the outside was a storage area. Scott goes into this area and starts to help himself to decorations, collectibles, antiques, and even a spare microwave. Fred quietly growls while inspecting the door between the sides, finding it can't be locked or unlocked from Justin's side. Fred hides as Scott finishes his raid of the garage and leaves. The world fades to black, and Fred finds himself back in the present.
"Let's move on..." Leo said sadly. "Bon, did you know that someone's been stalking you since the beginning of the show?"
"Yes." Bon said. "I know that Fred's been watching my every move. He watches me to make sure nothing happens to me, even though I can handle myself."
"What if someone approaches you while you're asleep!?" Fred says. "I couldn't live with myself if you got hurt!"
"I'll be alright, Fred." Bon rolls his eyes.
"Next, Chi must do a fail compilation." Leo says. "And because of what happened earlier, it will be a Town of Salem compilation." Chi gulped.
And so, another montage was made that day. Chi usually got a town role, but was either quickly hung by the executioner or got screwed over by the jester during the last few days. Whenever she was a serial killer or mafia member, she was quickly found by the sheriff or lookout. Needless to say, Chi didn't have a fun time.
"Now you understand why I hate jesters." Leo says. Chi nods. "Chica, are you a pizza maniac?"
"A little bit." She confesses. "But not as bad as people say. I only did that earlier because it was my all of my favorites and I haven't eaten in so long..." The chicken sighs.
"I understand. Until earlier today, I hadn't had my daily cancer in a bottle for weeks." Leo said. "Next, the cursor must infect someone with a virus. I am excluded." The cursor immediately floats over to BB and injects him with the virus. Now since BB was now a human, he was injected with the stomach flu instead of a computer virus.
"My stomach hurts..." BB groaned, clutching his abdomen. Then, the balloon vendor sneezed and bumped into Bri, who started to fall. Jeremy quickly rushed forward and caught her. The guard helped her stand up, and the two stared at each other, blushing.
"Jeremy..." Justin growled, holding a butcher's knife. "What did I say?" Jeremy gasped.
"You were actually a serial killer this entire time?!" He asked. Justin frowned.
"No... I said-"
"LYNCH!" Justin immediately began to run as a new group of fourteen Town of Salem players started to chase after him.
"Um... I've got to go." Bri said suddenly, getting out of Jeremy's grip. "Mom needs a ride home from the hospital. I'll be back tomorrow." She left without another word. Jeremy stood there, stunned.
"Let's move on, we're almost done." Leo says. "Deadpool, does Thanos sometimes harass Death?"
"No." Deadpool says. "And if you'd consider it harassment, she enjoys it. She loves him more than she loves me." The anti-hero sighs. "We're both immortal, so neither of us can have her. But she favorites Thanos. He's been serving her since he was a tyke."
"Next, for Mangle." Leo says. "You need to be stabbed exactly 300 times." Before Mangle could object, Justin runs up behind her and starts to stab her. She falls to the ground, injured. The mechanic runs as the lynch mob gets closer to catching him, but he avoids them and keeps on returning to Mangle to get the dare over with. Eventually, Justin stabs her 300 times, and Mangle is dead. The mechanic runs away again as Leo brings the fox back from the grave.
"Foxy," Leo says, "someone has to smash watermelons over your head for two hours."
"I'll do it!" Noel volunteered. Leo stared at her. "What? I won't kill him! I'd never hurt my Foxy-Loxy!" Foxy grimaced at his unwelcome nickname.
"Why?!" Foxy asked to nobody. Noel took a watermelon from Leo and threw it at Foxy's head. It shattered into several pieces upon impact.
"This is fun!" The child exclaims.
"While she's doing that, let's move on." Leo says.
"That should be your catchphrase, the amount of times you say it." Freddy mumbles.
"Anyway," Leo says, "BB, why is your smile so creepy? And why do you eat the batteries?"
"My smile is creepy?" BB asked, feeling hurt. "I'm sorry. I eat the batteries because I needed energy. JJ knew something bad was going to happen, and she helped me prepare for the journey to the scrapyard by helping me collect as much energy as I could. That included your flashlight batteries. Plus, you kept shining it at Foxy. He doesn't like bright lights."
"And finally, for me." Leo says. "Why am I a..." Leo growls. "I am NOT a tiger! I am a lion! How many tigers do you know that have manes?!"
"None." Duke says.
"Then why did you call me a tiger?!" Leo growled.
"Do you want a fight?" Duke asked, cracking his knuckles.
"Yes, please." Duke smirked and brought out his claws. Leo unsheathed his dagger. The electric cat swung at the lion, raking him across the chest. Leo flinched as electricity went through his system.
"Stings, doesn't it?" Duke smirks.
"If you think this is bad, you should know that I once went through-" Before Leo could say more, Amanda burst out of the Constitution in a clown car. She was wearing clown makeup and another clown was visible in the passenger's seat. It couldn't be...
"Sorry honey," Amanda said, "but me and Grunkfuss the Landlord can't let you spoil the plot of Ashes." Amanda then runs over her husband with the clown car, and backs up slowly onto his body.
"I need a chiropractor..." Leo squeaks from beneath the car. Grunkfuss disappears and a clown-sized ambulance drives into the Pizzeria and runs over Leo as well. "Ow..."