EPOV

"Okay, boys lets go watch are girls." He said with a sly smile.

We headed to the TV. And watched I really hated lying to Bella and making her go through this, but I was saving my own butt. I looked a t the TV. And was speechless.

"HOLY SHIT" I could not believe my eyes. Bella was straddling the ladies lap helping take off her top, Alice was up stripping with a grandma and Rosalie was sucking the grandma's toes. And I could have swore I heard Bella moan the ladies name

"What the fuck" Emmett finally said "Our prank turned to a pleasure to them."

I couldn't take it, I had to turn away. What was I thinking; my Bella was cheating on me with a god damn old lady.

I turned to Jasper for reassurance. And he was about to faint. If I didn't think of Bella as the love of my life. Oh my god I just said love. I was interrupted with my thoughts when I heard the girls yelling from the TV.

"Gotcha ya." They said laughing "We said pay back's a bitch"

"Dude, they totally got us." I finally broke the silence.

"Ya Em. Someone finally out beat you."

"This is not over." Emmett looked pissed. Never had his planed back fired.

We started making plans for our future pranks. Bella and the rest deserved what we were going to do. She almost gave me a heart, thinking she turned to a lesbian. I headed off to bed and went to sleep.

I woke up the next morning and got ready. I headed off to see Bella. She opened the door and saw it was me. She glare

"What do you want?"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm not talking to you, s girls are not talking to you boys for a long, long, long, long, long, long…"

I interrupted her "Bella this is stupid, we are not in kindergarten, please forgive me."

"Bella, do not fall for his apology, if you do I will personally slap you silly" Alice appeared at the door

"Good bye Edward" she shut the door by my face.

BPOV

Today during our free period we were going in to the boy's dorms and putting our plan to action we had everything we needed. We headed off to class and unfortunately I had a class with Edward. How was I going to avoid him when he sat right next to me???

"Hello, Bella" he smiled his breathtaking crooked smile

Bella, don't fall for it, do not give in

I gave him a nod and ignored him the rest of the day.

I rose and Alice finally met at the boy's room.

"Okay everyone knows what to do" We shook our head and did our plans.

Rose was putting purple coloring in Emmett's body wash and green in his shampoo so he would look like Barney. And others. And Alice was dipping tampons in tomato sauce and putting them everywhere.

And I was currently installing cameras and changing all of their underwear with thongs with itching powder on them.

"Alright girls are we done" we ran out laughing at our jokes.

"Rose, how much dye did you but in the soap and shampoo?' I looked at the empty bottle

"All of it"

"Rose, it won't wash out for weeks."

"Way to go" we gave each other high fives.

"And Emmett had a PowerPoint to present to the class tomorrow." He started laughing so much having

We headed off to class and couldn't wait for tomorrow.

We went back home and gave each other Mani Pedi s we thought a day of pampering was perfect.

W turned on the TV and watched our shenanigans unfold.

"OMG. Do you see Emmett he really does look like Barney" He looked ridicules and the look on his face wasn't even describable. I was on the ground gasping for air.

We went to bed knowing a prank was on our way.

I woke up and as three girls got ready and matched wearing Juicy track suits. Mine was Blue, Alice's was Yellow and Rose's was black. We headed out and decided to go take a look at or dear Emmett.

We saw Edward, Jazz and Em sitting in a table. Well you couldn't really miss them. Everyone was staring at Emmett. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey Barney."

I could tell the other boys were holding a giggle.

"This is not fucking funny. What are the professors going to think? I have a presentation."

"That's not our problem."

"What was that you girls are on the pill and giving every guy a chance to lay you." He said yelling

Every guy was checking us out and I could tell we were going to be the center of attention today.

"Hey guys their numbers are …" Edward yelled

I cut him off. "Edward Cullen if you say another word I will cut off your manhood with knife sheers" I screamed.

This got more attention. Great

Empov

I headed to my class getting ready for my presentation.

I walked in and the teacher looked like she was going to say something but decided to let it drop. I set my computer warm up and waited for my fellow classmates. As they walked in they were gawking and laughing at me. When Mike came in he came up with the most stupid joke.

"Hey Emmett did you barf raspberries"

"Whatever you with you were this cool."

Today me pant seemed extremely loose and I had to keep holding them up. And currently had a thong on because the girls had stolen all our underwear. And it was either this of going commando and that as defiantly out. For some strange reason I kept itching my Emmy. People kept looking a t me like I was on drugs.

"Okay Emmett you may begin."

I started the show and almost cried. The first thing that popped up was a naked girl. I was horrified. I was going to kill rose. And other porn. I quickly turned it and it was an old man.

"Emmett" the teacher yelled

I put my hands up in surrender "I didn't do it"

"Sure" Just then I felt me pants slip and everyone started laughing. This could not be happening

"Does that say tickle me" the class said.

That explains the scratching the girls must have put itching powder on it. I looked down and couldn't resist I had to scratch.

I pulled my pants back up and sat down

At the end of class my teacher came and put a not e on the desk I peaked at it not sure I wanted to know what it said.

Please make a copy of your PowerPoint for me I loved it!

I defiantly didn't want to know that.

EPOV

"Edward please brings you Music Book please." My teacher instructed.

I walked up and handed it to her. When she opened it I turned bright red. There were tampons that looked used and were all over my music. How could Bella do this to me?

"Those are not mine" I said

"No need to explain" I was so humiliated I ran out.

I went back the dorm to play video game. I wish this war was over. The girls were so winning and we should give up but I knew Emmett would never agree.

I went to plug in Rock band and got o my user.

File could not be found

The girls had deleted all of our memory stick. I groaned and went to lie down. I made sure the mattress wouldn't break and nothing would pop out and drifted off to sleep.