Sheldon wakes up at his normal time. His internal alarm clock never letting him rest beyond 6:45 in the morning. He looks over at Amy's side of the bed and expects it to be vacated. Usually she is up way before him with one of the boys. Only this morning he is surprised to see her still laying there. Her dark hair tumbling over her nude pale shoulders.
The boys had a late night so perhaps they were sleeping in. After he and Amy had made love they had laid together for awhile quietly. Until they heard banging at the door that was Penny with a cranky Elliott who would not stop crying. They dressed hastily then retrieved the boys fed them and put them to bed.
After the boys had been tucked in and they got ready for bed themselves he had attacked her. Watching her undress again was to much for him to handle. Before she could pull her nightgown over her head he stopped her. Led her back to their bed and made love to her again. This time lasting much longer, paying special attention to all the desirable parts of her body. Catching her soft sighs and moans with his mouth. Afterwards they had not even bothered to dress again falling asleep nude and sated like savages.
Sheldon feels desire welling in his body again as he looks at her peaceful figure beside him. Gently he strokes his fingers down her shoulder blade. Making her sigh and snuggle closer against his body. Just as he is about to move her thick hair and begin to kiss down her spine he hears muffled cries in the next room.
Looking at Amy's peaceful face he does not have the heart to wake her. Besides for all the times she wakes up it is his turn for once. He gets up and pulls on his pajama pants and a white undershirt then pads into his sons room. Passing the first crib he sees that Elliott is still fast asleep. His dark eyelashes casting shadows on his cheeks, his bow shaped mouth puckered. Sheldon goes to Georges crib and finds him sitting up whimpering and slapping his little hands against the mattress.
"Dada." He says holding up his chubby arms. It melts Sheldon's heart and he picks him up and holds him against his side.
"Someone is wet." He says taping his diaper and he brings him to the changing table. Changing his diaper and putting a fresh onesie on him."That's better fresh as a daisy. Now let's see about breakfast." He tells him picking him up and carrying him to the kitchen. He heats up a bottle while he pours himself some cereal. Then he carefully juggles bottle, baby, and bowl as he walks to the couch. He balances George on one knee and hands him his bottle which he grabs and tilts back to his mouth. Then balancing his bowl on his other knee he turns on the TV and tucks into his cereal. George is tilting his head back to look at him grinning with the bottle in his mouth when Sheldon looks down at him.
"You do look just like me. " he tells him. "Maybe a little of your mother around your mouth. Maybe when we have a little girl it will look like mommy." He surprises himself with the statement. Even more surprised by how much he wants a little green eyed girl that will capture his heart as much as her mother had. He had always been a mommas boy and his sister a daddy's girl. Missy was the only thing in the world that could soften his father. This time it would be different they would be making the baby in the traditional manner. Maybe they could just stay home today and practice making baby number three. At this salacious thought Amy emerges from the bedroom her robe wrapped around her.
"You should have woke me up. At this rate we will be late for work." She says but she is not angry.
"I thought you and Elliott needed your rest. Anyways I was thinking that perhaps we could play hooky today."
"Sheldon, you just don't want to face Kripke. Everything will be just fine you will see." Amy tells him gently. He had forgotten all about Kripke with the events of last night. He supposed his absence will be noted if he is gone the day after their paper exchange. But the prospect of spending the day in bed with Amy is so much better.
"Actually I was thinking that we could drop the boys off at day care and spend the day ummm together." He tells her trying to put as much innuendo as he can into the word together as he can muster. Amy gets it and colors pink.
"Oh!" She stammers. "As tempting an offer as that is, I still feel it would be best to go to work today." As much as she wants to spend the day in bed with Sheldon she has a lot of work today. Also she fears that once they go down that rabbit hole there will be no stopping them.
"I guess you are right. Sheldon Cooper does not play hooky."
"Right well, I better go get George up and changed." She says frozen in the doorway as she watches him stand. Immediately regretting her decision not to stay home with him. Clad in just his white t-shirt his pajama bottoms hanging off his hips with his hair disheveled. It is doing funny things to her ovaries. If he did not have a baby on his hip she would jump him now.
"This is George, you are missing Elliott." He tells her smiling "Can't you tell your own sons apart woman?" He jokes as he pops George into a bouncy seat and walks past her.
"Its just that Elliott usually wakes up first." She begins distraught she had gotten them mixed up.
"Relax, they are identical twins." He says pausing next to her leaning in to kiss her on the cheek. Amy turns at the last moment and their lips connect. The moment is like electricity and in the split second their mouths meet they are all over each other. He presses her against the wall kissing her deeply. His hands opening her robe exposing her breasts. Groaning as he gently caresses them.
"Maybe I change my mind about playing hooky." She breathes into his ear as his mouth connects with her neck. Then they hear simultaneously a knock on the door and Elliott starting to cry in his room. "I'll get the baby you get the door." Amy says breaking away.
"It may have been wiser for us to switch." He grumbles as he tries to calm himself enough to open the door. He lumbers over to the door and opens it up annoyed to see Leonard standing there.
"Sorry spent the night at Penny's and she is out of coffee." He says walking into the apartment.
"So are we as you will remember I do not drink coffee and without you here there is no one to drink it."
"No ,you have some." Leonard says walking over to the batman cookie jar and pulling of the lid. Retrieving a plastic baggie of instant coffee from inside. "Hid some in here for when she is out and I am over there."
"Oh god I have been harboring drugs." Sheldon says drily and Leonard grins at him.
"So, I thought I might take you to work today since I am over here." Leonard says making his coffee. "If you will get dressed lazy bones."
"Amy will take me." Sheldon says as Amy walks out of the bedroom holding Elliott.
"I don't mind if you want to go with Leonard. We are running late so if Leonard will take you, at least you will get there on time."
"Fine let me just get a shower and get dressed."
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In the car Leonard looks over at his friend who has been stoically silent the entire ride. Leonard wants to ask him about last night. He has a bet he is eager to collect on.
"Penny for you thought? He asks and Sheldon glares over at him.
"Just that you and your girlfriend have a talent for barging in at the wrong time."
"Oh so did I interrupt something." Leonard leads but Sheldon remains silent.
"Did you have a nice time last night without the boys?" He asks. "Get some alone time with Amy, you know everyone needs there alone time."
" I know what you are getting at."
"I don't know what you are talking about. I am just asking you if…"
"Yes, we engaged in coitus. We may have engaged in it again if you had not barged in demanded coffee." Leonard tries not to be shocked and tries to think of something supportive to say.
"That's great, I am happy for you… I should be happy for you right?"
"I don't know are friends generally happy when another friend engages in I never cared when you did with Penny."
"You did not owe Amy Laker's tickets afterwards." Leonard mumbles under his breath.
"What was that?" Sheldon asks
"Nothing."
Later in his office Sheldon is reading Kripkes paper again. Trying to discern where his research lagged and Kripkes flourished. When Kripke walks in his office and throws his paper down on his desk.
"What the crap Cooper." Kripke asks.
"I know, it is terrible , go ahead and give it to me. Just use small words so I understand."
"I know what is going on Cooper."
"You do?"
"Yes, you have a fiancee now." Kripke says wiggling his eyebrows.
"So." Sheldon says sighing. Amy was no excuse for his poor work. If anything he should be working harder. Amy had done nothing but help and encourage his work.
"So… It must be hard to work with all that sex you are having."
"What did you just say?"
"You must be giving it to her double time to get twin boys. Knocked her up and then knocked her up again am I right?" Kripke says and Sheldon feels the anger in him rising to unimaginable levels. His fists ball up under his desk.
"You as a scientist Kripke should know that is a scientific impossibility." He tells him attempting to tamp down his temper.
"Whatever Cooper, I am just saying it is a good thing you put a ring in it. Otherwise I would be all over that. What with her breast feeding her knockers are." Barry laughs holding out his hands to indicate the size of Amy's breasts.
"You take that back." He says raising up.
"Whoa! I don't why you are so mad Cooper! If I had that in my bed every night I would never get any work done! Come on Cooper you got to tell me is she as good in bed as she looks? Because she looks like…" But he does not get to finish because Sheldon's hand connects with his jaw knocking him out cold.
"Gee Whiz! That smarts!" Kissing his hand where it connected with Kripkes face.
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Amy is in her lab trying to focus on counting mold spores. Her mind keeps wandering to the hallway this morning however. The way Sheldon had pressed her against the wall, how possessive his mouth and hands were as they roamed her body. What a fool she has been for not giving in to him and staying home today. She just did not want him flaming out. Getting her fill of her to soon and getting bored with her. Although if he felt half of what she felt for him fir her he was nowhere close to his fill and the thought makes her tingle all over. Her phone rings and she answers it.
"Hello is this Amy, Dr. Cooper's fiancee?"
"I am Sheldon Cooper's fiancee."
"This is Janine Davis from human resources."
"Hello Janine how can I help you."
"Well your fiancee is up in human resources. It seems he punched the lights out of a fellow employee today."
"Sheldon? It seems unlikely that he would punch anyone. There must be some mistake."
"No mistake, it seems he was defending your honor."
"Is he fired?"
"No nothing like that, he just injured his hand on Barry Kripke's teeth and needs to take the day off until he cools down."
"Alright I will go get him." Amy sighs packing up her things and heads out of the lab.
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"Where is Sheldon" Raj asks noting his absence at the lunch table.
"You did't hear?" Howard says gleefully ducking down to whisper. "Sheldon punched Kripke out today."
"What no! Sheldon could never do something like that." Raj says shocked then he sees Kripke walk by with a fat lip his head bowed.
"It's true! "Leonard says," Amy texted me to let me know she was taking him home early. He cut his hand on Kripkes's tooth."
"Why did he punch him?" Raj asks.
"All Amy said was that he was apparently defending her honor. What Kripke said to him must have been bad enough to warrant being punched. He was up in human resources and he isn't in trouble."
"Note to self don't talk to him about his kids or his woman. He will either kick you out or punch you out." Howard says. " Man would I have loved to be a fly on the wall for that."
"I know who has' t wanted to punch him out. Sheldon is probably being extra sensitive because he and Amy just had sex."
"What!" Howard and Raj say together.
"And this is the first we are hearing of this?" Raj asks.
"Punching out a guy and popping his cherry in the same day. Looks like our little Shelly is becoming a man."
"Maybe having sex gave him the testosterone level to punch Kripke out?" Raj muses.
"I don't know why you guys are so shocked. I mean they live together, sleep in the same bed. They are getting married, they have kids. It was bound to happen." Leonard says nonchalantly.
"Yes but I thought they would consummate the marriage then have the same loveless, sexless marriage that my parents had." Howard says shrugging his shoulders.
"Your and my parents both." Leonard mumbles.
"Mine too for that matter." Raj sighs. "Anyways, you can not pretend that it does not shock you that the two of them finally did the deed."
"Yeah, it shocked me. Penny told me last night that they were going to do it. I even bet her that they were not."
"What did you bet?" Howard asks,.
"Penny bet me that if they were just talking then she would finally wear Princess Leia's gold bikini. I bet her Lakers tickets if they were over there actually having sex."
"That's not so bad, you just have to get her tickets." Raj says.
"I also said I would go to the game and act interested." Leonard moans.
"Sorry man."
"Good luck dude." Raj says patting him on the back.
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"Well it looks like you got what you wanted. We are playing hooky together." Amy sighs as she unwraps the bandage from Sheldon's hand. Then she grabs the hydrogen peroxide from the shelf behind him in the bathroom.
"Not hooky, human resources is well aware that I was at work today." Sheldon says wincing as she pours the liquid on his hand.
"That does not hurt." She says.
"It feels funny." He grimaces.
"Well that's what you get. What were you thinking punching Kripke like that? I know you were upset about the research but that is no reason to level the man. You are much bigger than him you could have really hurt him."
"Kripke said things about all our coitus was the reason my research was lagging. That our sex was so intense I was able to impregnate you twice. Nasty things indicating the size of your bosom."
"You don't believe that do you?" Amy asks turning his palm over in her hand.
"Like I told Kripke you can not impregnate someone twice, the egg splits. Besides we just started having sex."
"No about the other thing." She says wrapping a fresh bandage around his hand.
"Your bosom has increased in size, I find them quite distracting at times." He admits and Amy smiles.
"Do you think I am the reason your research lagged? Do you blame me and the boys for distracting you?"
"No not at all. If anything having you in my life has helped me. You support me, make me better, like you said last night Barry does not have that. If he did he would never speak the way he did to me."
"So you really decked him?"
"Knocked him flat out. I didn't know I had it in me." Sheldon marvels flexing his newly bandaged hand. Amy wraps her arms around him and stands on her tiptoes for a kiss.
"There is no limit to what you are capable of." She tells him and he pulls her in closer to kiss her deeper.
"Not with you around anyways." He murmurs against her mouth and she breaks away.
"Let's do it Sheldon!" She says excited.
"In the bathroom? It's a tad unorthodox but we can give it a try." He says starting to lift up the hem of his shirt. Amy stops his hand.
"No, I mean yes I would like to try that soon. I was was talking about getting married. Let's just go do it today. We have the day off of work. The boys are in day care. Let's just go do it!"
"Your serious, you want to marry me today?" Sheldon says excited. "Without all the pomp and circumstance?"
"Yes, I just want to be yours. . " She tells him kissing him between each word. "What do you say?"
"I say come on woman lets go!"